Mortimer McMire 
Joined on February 2024 (Amateur)
35 years old
Not part of a team
Expertise
Grinding away for a tenth of a second progress, putting me in tenth place instead of eleventh.
Problems
- Putting the car in the right gear for cornering
Background
Mortimer McMire, also known as The Grand Intellect (and to his annoyance, also as the Gannalech), is Commander Keen's ultimate nemesis, an evil human prodigy with the IQ of 315 who will not rest until he has destroyed the whole Universe. Not much is known about his origins or family, except for his sister Molly. Mortimer seems to be about the same age as Keen (and was probably his classmate), so he should be around 8 years old.
Though this track is about as far from OWOOT as it can get, going straight at both splits results in an entirely reasonable no-shortcuts ride! 
