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News posted in May 2013

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May 1

• Both the new car, the McLaren and Alan's track pulled mixed reviewes in April.
  But WDRD? What Did Renato Do? Well, nothing special other than claiming 598 hours of LTB, winning with a replay sent on the 13th of the month and drifting through some parts of the track. It seems to be harder and harder for others to catch him. Is he on his way to a new champion title
  To be on the podium required driving less than two minutes with the McLaren - CTG and Chulk managed to achieve this feat. Congrats!
  On to May, a classic looking track on classic terrain. Let's see how it works out.
• dreadnaut
  Argh, late as well. I got screwed by the timezone :|
• Zak McKracken
  scoreboard final, unconfirmed. Miro's last two replays are valid - the rules are a bit misunderstandable - DST applies, so the the deadline is last day of each month midnight CET/CEST depending on DST.
• Zak McKracken
  update in progress...
• Zak McKracken
  update done, track available.
• ADPunk
  Probably not a Indy one.
• CTG
  Too nice track - it won't be IMSA.

May 2

• CTG
  Btw about Stunts Valhalla: this one was far the worst race lately. Second place with an early, weak auto trm replay? Bah...
• Friker
  Maybe you should spend less time living in your universe creating ghosts and you should come to us and make a decent replay.. I think it was (is) a nice track.
• ADPunk
  If it wasn't for McLaren it would be a nice track.
• CTG
  Says the one from the 9th place, although he could have been a lot better. Nobody gave me a challenge from my potential opponents - racing alone is not fun at all. And don't try to blame me, but check the number of replays sent in this year.
• ADPunk
  I'll give you challenge now
• CTG
  You?
• ADPunk
  Yeah me, watch out, the Fleas are coming.
• CTG
  oh, the good old (SA)GF!

May 3

• CTG
  So?
• CTG
  happy birthday, chicago striker!
• Renato Biker
  hahahahahahahahaha

May 4

• Alan Rotoi
  Stunts Meeting in Europe? WSM 2013?
• Miro
  Beware, subjective opinion! Lotus Esprit Turbo is the most beautiful custom Stunts car. What a pity I can't drive it as fast as it would be necessary.
• dreadnaut
  I disagree! By the end of the month you'll probably drive it as fast as necessary!
• Miro
  Is that a prophecy or what? And it's worth to spare the loop, right?

May 5

• dreadnaut
  Spare the loop, jump left. The prophecy is all about the word "necessary" —vague and undefined!
• Friker
  anyone noRH? CTG, you could make Miro a noRH ghost for you.

May 6

• Alan Rotoi
  Just following the wave with Lotus.
• Alan Rotoi
  BTW congrats Renato! I already saw your replay. Beatiful handling with McLaren.
• Renato Biker
  Thanks, Alan.
• CTG
  And nobody commented Biker's wedding.
• Alan Rotoi
  I did in facebook
• Friker
  well, did he post something here?
• CTG
  I hope he'll play 24 hours/day during the honeymoons (as usual).

May 7

• dreadnaut
  And one and two and three and testing. Nobody panic.
• Renato Biker
  ♥ Just Married ♥
• Renato Biker
  
• dreadnaut
  ** fireworks! **
• Alan Rotoi
  I wonder Renato... 1st married night: How many laps?
• Renato Biker
  
• Chulk
  Parabens, Renatinho!!

May 8

• Alan Rotoi
  Upload it!
• dreadnaut
  Done, it lives! http://zak.stunts.hu/mobile/

May 9

• Alan Rotoi
  how did you deleted your previous message? :O
• dreadnaut
  Sorry, I posted a whole bunch of "test" "more test" and "123 test" messages while working on the other page, but they were going to disappear once done.
• dreadnaut
  And a replay as well!
• dreadnaut
  Let's make it two :-)
• Zak McKracken
  My first post from smartphone great!
• CTG
  How? I see no login option, only the last 10 messages.
• CTG
  (not even the latest replays)
• CTG
  Is it a browser specific thing? My old Nokia has Opera Mini.
• dreadnaut
  There's a menu in the top left corner: just press the Z
• CTG
  nothing happens...
• CTG
  And still: no replay sending option, no posting. However, posting news was already possible by using zak.stunts.hu without the mobile option. So I don't really get it... (yes, I'm stupid)
• dreadnaut
  Complain on the forum → Stunts News for small screens
• Ctg
  Hmmm... posting test.

May 10

• Zak McKracken
  fillerlist
• dreadnaut
  4th place is a pretty good filler!

May 11

• CTG
  39? I'm pooping in my pants... really... that's all?

May 12

• dreadnaut
  Fishing for excuses not to improve your time? Settling in your position as eternal second? :-p Or actually having pooptroubles?
• CTG
  Call me eternal second. And then watch season 2007. Maybe it wasn't a strong one at all, but still: Mark L. Rivers was beaten by a half power CTG.
• CTG
  And don't call MLR as a weakling. He was a damned strong opponent.
• dreadnaut
  "And then watch season 2007." —maybe... I could write a 'replay' feature for races, where you look at the scoreboard change?
• Alan Rotoi
  CTG is eternal autotrans.

May 13

• CTG
  Super Brian and Juank23 are the auto trm guys. I use manual since 2003. Where were you in the last 10 years?
• RacerBG
  Another racer joined here...Expect from me.....bad results!
• Alan Rotoi
  Women, the root of all evil.
• Alan Rotoi
  So RacerBG, will we fight the last place?

May 16

• dreadnaut
  New UnskilledStunts track out, El Paso! El Paso (USC 75)
• CTG
  You want some PTB, right?
• dreadnaut
  Well, and you want some racers, isn't it? Anyway, you'll catch up with my time in a matter of hours
• CTG
  Don't be so sure about my improvement. Sometimes it's better to relax for a month and send your best only on the very last day.

May 18

• Friker
  Hey! what abour some noRH replays?
• dreadnaut
  For El Paso or Erroneous?
• Friker
  Errorneous
• Friker
  ok.. slightly RH, just to fill the space between CTG and dreadnaut

May 19

• dreadnaut
  There a nice parking lot around +4.5s

May 20

• Friker
  just feel better to be in touch with fleas

May 21

• AbuRaf70
  Feliz Cumpleaños, Mark...!!!!
• Friker
  well.. happy birthday MLR. I hope you are somewhere around here.
• CTG
  He is.

May 26

• CTG
  I don't like Lotus.
• CTG
  final lap

May 27

• CTG
  happy birthday, mister p.c.!

May 28

• Alan Rotoi
  I wonder if Mr.PC is Bill Gates...
• CTG
  Or Steve Jobs' ghost, as a negative campaign for Microsoft.
• Alan Rotoi
  Nobody creates ghosts but you.
• CTG
  sure, doggie, sure
• CTG
  shut up and race

May 31

• Friker
  What's up with Looping Warriors? O.o
• CTG
  Akoss Poo is out of racing, Usrin... I don't know.
• CTG
  Friker: it seems Biker will let you win.
• Friker
  yes, you know the best..
• dstien
  Free cheese!
• Duplode
  I know nothing about first place, but surely the Fleas will stop me from getting an implausible podium place
• CTG
  reveal your cards, fleas
• CTG
  I want to see the goal.
• Friker
  hmm.. Duplode, Duplode.. I think I know what I'm going to do.
• CTG
  Muppet
• CTG
  Myron
• CTG
  Menstruation
• CTG
  I'm too tired to continue.
• dreadnaut
  At least before the deadline this time '-.-
• Friker
  dreadnaut - check your e-mail
• dreadnaut
  My God, it's full of SPAM!
• dreadnaut
  Uh, and Viagra ads. CTG at work?
• Miro
  Finally not that late.
• Miro
  Hello, Yello'! Surely means nothing, but the illusion of overtaking you, guys - that 10 minutes glory is priceless. I wish you good luck in crossing 1 minute. Many of you must be able to do it.
• Miro
  By the way 1:07 was something like peeing blood, painful child-birth, kicking in the testicles, or worse. Looking at the best laps, it was waste of time. A lot of time.
• dreadnaut
  1:07 was indeed difficult, the bridge/hill/bridge transition is concentrated frustration.
• Friker
  CTG, don't you want to make a team with Miro? He will surely accept that great alliance. Looping ghosts
• dreadnaut
  But was more annoying was discovering that getting the last jump/corner/tunnel right made a 3-4s difference :|
• dreadnaut
  Actually, top annoyinment might be getting an email saying "I'm 0.05 faster again" :-) The Fleas are the best team to be in!
• Miro
  The sector you are talking about, uhh. That was the hardest. I'm proud to complete that [censored words] corner >100 mph.
• Friker
  yeah,, I must admit two thing - the first one is - dreadnaut replay is a lot nicer and I wish him that 0:10 improvement. The second one - I clearly see MLR's stance to CTG's bullshitting.. CTG, you should keep your puppets in your own sandbox (USC).
• Miro
  Annoyment? The winner's lap will be the sharpest blade in my heart. 55 seconds, put a penny on it.
• dreadnaut
  Friker, I'm confused now: has the deadline passed or not?
• Friker
  I don't know..
• Friker
  Ehem.. It is over for sure.. O:-) Don't improve, it's over.
• Miro
  It isn't over yet. Do your best, guys! My racing session is over.
• dreadnaut
  Actually, I can't improve half a sec after the corner/tunnel piece, and I don't want to do that again I'll go and make pancakes instead!
• Miro
  Pancakes? You bastard! I'm the hungriest Hungarian now!
• Friker
  Pancakes?! And I am the hungriest Slovak now.
• Miro
  The most important question: "filled with what?"
• Miro
  But it's time to leave, goodnight! It was a pleasure to race against you all.
• Friker
  Goodnite

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