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Apr 1

• Cas
  I don't know... There's something I like about the NSX. I'm just starting to discover it. I'll try to get in the top-10 tonight, but I need a lot of practice.
• Bonzai Joe
  I've been leading this race for 80 days now. Time flies...
• gigi
  USC site content should be removed from the Stunts server. It doesn't really belong to stunts.hu anymore. And it's not really "up-to-date". Duplode: we need to talk about the closure possibilities. I'm tending to share the tasks between you and Akoss Poo (the two contenders of the title). Btw congrats to Bonzai Joe, nice comeback on Z164 so far. ZM: don't forget to block the spare login names of CTG. At least those admitted nicknames: Stunts Wiki: Ghosts. There are still a few characters left, resulting in a strong temptation to race. (Btw I have a 1:22.70 from the first few days, but had no mood for maxout.)
• Zak McKracken
  how nice from you to drop by. I don't think it is my job to handle your temptation.
• gigi
  I have to admit: you are right.

Apr 2

• Shoegazing Leo
  The name gigi remembers me Gina Lollobrigida:
• Duplode
  Someone has the top 10 in sight already
• Duplode
  CTG: Check your riverkiller inbox. (If that doesn't exist anymore, mail me, either at my regular address or at the Southern Cross one.)
• gigi
  DUP: checked, thanks! I've just registered USCclosure account in the Forum to access the replays (waiting for approval, with any kind of limitation). As an alternative, unlocking only the USC forum access for my original account would be fine. ZM: if you do not agree with that way, sign it, please.
• Akoss Poo
  Csá, CTG! Then I will handle your temptation: versenyezz, a k**** anyádat! :-) BÖFF!!! :-) Leo: Gigi is not Gina, but Agnes/Ines.
• gigi
  Poo: the name refers to Gigi D'Agostino. And no, I won't race under this name.
• Akoss Poo
  Pleeeeeeeeeease, CTG (limited access) to the Looping Warriors sub-forum, too... :-)
• gigi
  I'm okay with the current access.
• Akoss Poo
  I was sure about this kinda reaction from you. :-)
• gigi
  So, it was useless to bring up...
• gigi
  Btw thank you, ZM!
• Mr. Stunt
  I hate people who insult me.
• gigi
  Hmmm... Gigi is not a bad name at all.
• Mr. Stunt
  wtf, can someone update the main menu of zakstunts!! we're not in full house anymore!! Böff dampening: < 1dB
• Akoss Poo
  Shut up all CTG clones!
• afullo
  Gigi d'Agostino... I have a whole group of friends which I know from old lives dating back to 2010. Unfortunately he does not produce new tracks anymore, and he dedicate himself just to disco events. PS: http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_d%27Agostino#Pseudonimi Note the number of aliases, which gives similarity between Gigi and CTG...

Apr 4

• Shoegazing Leo
  Zak, please put some information about ST LOL Classics on the stunt.hu
• Shoegazing Leo
  Shitting more bricks to do under 1:48. Very hard to improve.
• Shoegazing Leo
  Racing to hurt my hand...
• Cas
  It really is very, very hard! I figure that, after some time, I'll get better at it, but right now I've been hours trying to beat my last mark :S
• Shoegazing Leo
  I raced a little bit hard because I saw you, Cas, and afullo with potential to beat my lap. Alan Rotoi, I know what he can do faster and will be near of podium.

Apr 5

• gigi
  kidplay, really
• Cas
  Ooof! This one was hard!

Apr 7

• Shoegazing Leo
  Now, are Brazil and Argentina on neighbour positions on scoreboard.
• gigi
  Mostar race is still open.
• Cas
  It's true, Leo! Both down here and our friends near the podium!

Apr 8

• Cas
  Guys... please take a look at my track editor at http://castunts.lixter.com

Apr 9

• Mr. Stunt
  Can someone else update the main menu?!?!?!?!?! It's only 2 days until You Cut is finished and why it's Joe Stallin saying about ZCT163 which was finished a month ago!!!!!!!! My god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 10

• 

  Whoopsie, sorry, I was busy tuning my Indy so I can someday beat Skid. Hence no news updates. ZCT164 went by like a summer storm. You still got time to join, pipsqueak!

• dreadnaut
  The main news are updated when they are updated. Plenty of news on the rest of the internet, if you feel lonely.
• Akoss Poo
  "The main news are updated when they are updated" What a phylosophic (and arrogant) sentence... Btw pálinka is pálinka and schnaps is schnaps!
• gigi
  And bear is a toy.
• Shoegazing Leo
  A romance is a romance and a move is a move (translating brazilian funk)
• Akoss Poo
  Where there's tyranny, there is tyranny (translation of the beginning of a Hungarian poem)
• Shoegazing Leo
  Verbal sex Is not my style Words are mistakes And the mistakes are yours I don't wanna to remember what i make mistake too One day I want Try to discover Why is stronger Who know to lie I don't want to remember what I lie too I know, I know Close your bedroom's door because if the telephone rings Can be somebody Who you want to talk Along hours and hours and hours The night is over Maybe we'll have To escape without you But not, don't go away now I want honour and promises Rememberance and history We are young birds So far away from the nest I know, I know (complete translate of a classical brazilian rock song):
• gigi
  And Poo became a "puhapöcs" (=soft dick). This is the second time in the last few months with an literature quote from him. Bah... TALK ABOUT BEER, PUSSY AND FOOTBALL!!!

Apr 11

• Shoegazing Leo
  16 racers: very good mark
• Shoegazing Leo
  Very swollen finger. The bee died but fucked my finger.
• Shoegazing Leo
  The goal, with this swollen finger, is be on the integer points zone
• dreadnaut
  Argh, not enough time! :|

Apr 12

• 

  Well, apologies for the lack of news lately. Busy times. Anyhow, we have seen some turbulence, an unprecedented disqualification and some heated debates - but life and the race goes on.

  So did ZCT164, designed by Akoss Poo, a true Acura race - and one worth an analyis for sure! A tight finish at the top4! Akoss Poo claimed another victory, slowly establishing a strong claim for becoming a champion this year. Second was Bonzai Joe -yet another comeback from the golden era racer - with an effort a bit short to win the track. Not much behind finished fellow teammate Duplode, and the master of DOS games, Marco just skipped off the podium with a few milliseconds behind Duplode.

  And if we scroll the scoreboard a bit further down, there is still a lot to see... 16 racers, wow, wow! Excellent, guys, keep up the good work!

  On to ZCT165 - another guest track, this time from Shoegazing Leo, the manager of the recently revived (and very good) Stunts LOL Classics championship. The track was inspired by an unfortunate life event - a finger injured by the sting of a bee.

  Geez, I hope that is the biggest injury we will see o this track. I see quite some ice, drive careful. And also choose your car careflly, Leo messed up the coefficients quite a bit.

  Whatever happens, enjoy!

• Shoegazing Leo
  This is the first time what I'm not drinking on deadline day. How much time to the hidden replays appears?
• Shoegazing Leo
  I believe in hidden times of: Alan Rotoi, Cas, Usrin, Akoss, Zak, dreadnaut, AbuRaf70, afullo
• Shoegazing Leo
  And Duplode too
• Dreadnaut
  Not from me unfortunately. Came home too late to improve my lap, the deadline was at 11 for me.
• afullo
  Had too many things to do in the latest days, to try doing better. Hope to have more time for the next race...
• Bonzai Joe
  What about me? :-)
• Akoss Poo
  BJ: you are second behind my 1:19.75.
• Zak McKracken
  these are supposedly the final times.
• gigi
  Ah, the Corks gave an easy chance to Mr. Poo.
• Shoegazing Leo
  9th: my best final position at Zakstunts ever!!!
• Zak McKracken
  track is up!
• Zak McKracken
  newspost is up as well
• Duplode
  Congratulations Akoss; precise driving, well-earned victory.

Apr 13

• gigi
  It looks like a Xylocaine / Speedgate track.
• Usrin
  Congrats & BO:FF to Akoss! Happy birthday, Turkey!
• Bonzai Joe
  Well done Akoss!
• Akoss Poo
  Thanks all. (CTG: you gave me an easy chance by achieving your ban. Btw every track looks like a Speedgate track for you.)
• gigi
  Poo: well, I guess my presence could have changed the activity of other racers (maybe not yours, 'cause you are not that affected by public lap times), but 1:19 is a good result in overall - I'm not sure whether I could do it faster or not. About Speedgate: it's always a secret weapon because of the incredible acceleration & good brakes. But now it really seems to be a reasonable choice (maybe Xylocaine is a bit better now with powergear ability). Btw BJ is the master of 'Gate.
• Akoss Poo
  It is a good Indy track, it's a pity for the car bonus distribution...
• Shoegazing Leo
  Akoss: is an Indy, but is not an Indy (another car was tested during the track design, not the Indy): Schrödinger's track. The bonus will make it suitable for two, three or more different cars.
• afullo
  Uncertainity principle holds for sure in the quiet days, because you know your speed but not your place...
• gigi
  Keep the Gate in first gear at the beginning you will be at 240 mph before the first corner.

Apr 14

• Shoegazing Leo
  This is my "Winkelhock lapping Hamilton" moment.
• gigi
  Be aware of the strange torque curve and the unusually high red line RPM of Speedgate.
• gigi
  Btw the 'Tracks' section shows a wrong podium for ZCT163 and 164.
• afullo
  gigi: also Unskilled has to undergo standings update.
• gigi
  AFU: sorry, I was away for a few days (no access to FTP, browsing the internet only from my phone), and after coming back, I couldn't enter the ATW server because of technical issues (last evening).
• gigi
  Further comments... dreadnaut: the message limitation sounds fair enough, but with a weekly/monthly limit. PTB battles and competition management require more than 2-3 posts/day, but less than 20 posts/week.
• gigi
  Chulk, Rotoi: why do you say "two week is not enough to change behaviour"? You know me well, so you should notice that I won't ever change - even if it's a 10 years long ban. Sure, I have bad periods, good periods - the only difference would be the DQF from ZakStunts, avoiding ghost activity. However, I respect your opinion.
• gigi
  BJ: I could mention 10 post types from myself whih is more annoying than private life, ice hockey or weight. But okay, you don't like that. These categories can be ignored easily, as they have a separate topic.
• gigi
  Conclusion: as for me, forum membership has nothing to do with the competition. Two different worlds...
• gigi
  Today's spam is over.

Apr 15

• gigi
  BJ: "If CTG is serious in saying he'll never change his behaviour, that's 2 votes for option 1. You get banned for something, you promise to do it again, you stay banned." Attitude can't change, you are who you are. Suppressing certain motives by will (or by outer limitations) is another thing.
• Marco
  Ctg is a too important racer.Too many racers me included have earned a position in championship because of this disqualification.
• gigi
  Marco: you did not win any positions so far with my DQF, as I wasn't disqualified from any races you took part in (my results from 2014 were deleted, but not from 2015). But if you think it's a theoretical "position earning" caused by my absence... well... I used to be only 4th-8th when my mood is down (and now it's DOWN), so don't be sure about it.
• afullo
  Gigi, as my mother says, "a wolf cannot become a sheep".
• Shoegazing Leo
  un lupo non diventerà mai una pecora
• afullo
  Precisely, Leo.
• gigi
  Kutyából nem lesz szalonna.
• Shoegazing Leo
  My mother says "migliori sette buche nella testa di sette piatti minestra"
• Shoegazing Leo
  My nonna said: "Brina su el pantan, piova inco o doman."
• Shoegazing Leo
  and "Fumana bassa, la piova la passa".
• Shoegazing Leo
  and more: "Fumana u el monte, piova tea fronte".

Apr 16

• Alan Rotoi
  I guess this is the right car
• Shoegazing Leo
  
• gigi
  Rotoi: "And about the forum his many ghosts with accounts here were a complement of the cheat creating a believable lie. That's why I think he should be banned here too." You must be really limited, if it was a believable action for you.
• gigi
  As for me, DQF for all but the worst character would be an inconsistent choice. ZakStunts had/has a well-detailed written law which wasn't really applied for any cheats in the past - now you want to implement a non-existing rule, satisfying your hysterical self-righteousness. If you want to punish for the whole 2002-2015 period, I suggest to apply the WRITTEN RULES and remove all of my characters from all scoreboards. Else, these rules will be just empty words without real meaning.

Apr 17

• Alan Rotoi
  Much better now I wonder if LM002 will be the next car or in two months.
• Alan Rotoi
  Cas, no tenes pensado entrar en ningun equipo?
• afullo
  gigi: could it make any sense to consider also StuntsLol for balance your worldranklist on a larger number of competitions?
• gigi
  AFU: since USC has only 2 races left, my WRL won't be updated after the closure. However, feel free to create a new ranklist with a more realistic scoring.
• afullo
  I would like to create one, but I don't know if I will have the time to do it. Stay tuned, anyway.
• Mr. Stunt
  just, shut up gigi (CTG clone)
• gigi
  Clone? I use this account because the original one is blocked.
• afullo
  Someone would say that CTG is speaking with himself by using two fakes... Someone, not me...
• Mr. Stunt
  Maybe i would just shut up and get a life. BTW hello gigi
• gigi
  Let me guess: Vector is Rotoi's weak try. At least the level reminds me on him, as he's the only member in Stunts world with seriously limited intellectual abilities.
• Cas
  Alan. Me gustaría entrar en alguno, pero como recién hice sólo una carrera, me pareció prudente ponerme un poco las pilas y mostrar lo que puedo hacer... a ver si así me quieren, ja, ja
• Cas
  By the way, how do you get in a team?
• afullo
  It is sufficient to ask the team leader I think; when I entered in Damage Inc., I asked SuperBrian...
• Shoegazing Leo
  Cas can choose Slowdrive too.

Apr 18

• Alan Rotoi
  LOL! I guess I overwrite my real lap with the LM002 joke It was the first lap and easy to improve but it was faster the current
• Cas
  Well, Alan's team has other Argentineans... but it's the only team with four people. Is there a maximum?
• Alan Rotoi
  Yes, that's why I didn't invite you but the others has slots.
• Shoegazing Leo
  LM002 would competitive in this track If the track was full water covered.
• Alan Rotoi
  I don't think so since LM002 has only 3% more of bonus than Lancia.
• Shoegazing Leo
  This track became a battle between Indy and Gate.
• gigi
  Car of the race is way too evident.
• Cas
  Leo... can I join Slowdrive, then?
• Shoegazing Leo
  Yes. Are you in?

Apr 19

• Alan Rotoi
  Now I know how Cupid feels
• Alan Rotoi
  But a racer cupid xD
• Shoegazing Leo
  In the future Stressed and Cas-Stunts will be an integrated system :p
• Cas
  Leo... sure, I'll join. But how do I do it? About Stressed and Cas-Stunts, of course every contribution to the Stunts community could be considered part of one big thing Even though in structure, the programs can be very different. I use FreeBasic and zero libraries. I'm now making a major change in Cas-Stunts. It will take some time to post the next version.
• Cas
  But yes, it would be nice if one day, every program contributed to the community could be downloaded all together in a bundle like "The Stunts Tool Set" or something like that. If anybody has plans for my editor, tell me. I will surely like your ideas
• Shoegazing Leo
  Cas és el nuevo corredor del Slowdrive (y yo solo uso el portuñol para imitar el Vanderley Luxemburgo)
• Cas
  Gracias. Je, je... pero la tabla de posiciones muestra como que no tengo equipo. ¿Se actualizará después?
• Shoegazing Leo
  Sí. Será actualizada.
• Duplode
  Arguably I'm a bit late
• gigi
  Just as I told before: car of the race is way too evident...
• gigi
  And it is still very-very far from the limit.
• Alan Rotoi
  Just like you.
• gigi
  This one should be in Stunts:
• gigi
  Rotoi: ZCT118 finished 1054 days ago.

Apr 20

• gigi
  JTK: actually, you left Stunts world even before the darkest spamming era with finishing Kalpen's competition. Put your hand on your heart and tell, how many percent was my role in your retirement? I guess it won't be more than 10...
• Zak McKracken
  gigi, one more reflection on forum posts and you are out from here as well.
• gigi
  Reflection on SHOUTBOX message (is it allowed?): the weekend passed and decision/announcement is still unrevealed.

Apr 21

• Duplode
• gigi
  At least two teams know about this anomaly, so why shouldn't we make it public? The current leading time can be beaten even with an extremely crappy noRH drive, using the car's abnormal torque curve & maximal RPM. Speedgate is a Skoda-like freak...
• gigi
  And yes, digital speedometer was added (to demonstrate the bug & show the critical speed). Go, Cas / Leo / AbuRaf, it's your chance now!
• Cas
  Wow! Looks like we will all have to update our RPLs! It certainly is good that it be public. It's like PG... everybody ought to know about it to have a chance.
• Marco
  steal to the faster to share to the slower ... Thanks Gigi Hood

Apr 22

• 

  An unprecedented case happened: A racer was banned from the competition.

  Multiple champion CTG, despite his long-standing racing career and established position in our community has violated several competition rules, raced under multiple aliases, admittedly modified cars for his own benefit and has accused and abused others in the forum and other channels repeatedly.

  Despite our best intent to agree on mutual terms and let him continue to be part of our community, he seems unable and not wanting to change.

  Therefor, we have no other means but to announce the following:

  CTG is banned from participating in ZakStunts. His access to the Stunts Forum is limited to the very basics: The USC subforum and generic Stunts-related topics (Stunts-the game subforum). He is not allowed to start new topics even in these boards. This limited access will be also removed immediately upon the first abuse of any community member.

  Moreover, CTG's is disqualified from the 2014 championship retrospectively. His monthly results are not touched for the sake of archive consistency. So the 2014 seasons final results are as follows:

  • 1st: Akoss Poo, champion. Congratulations!
  • 2nd: Duplode
  • 3rd: dreadnaut
• AbuRaf70
  Muy bueno el dato, Gigi... Muchas Gracias...!!!!
• Akoss Poo
  Stupid car, stupid track... really...
• gigi
  Poo: why? You are fond of Skoda Felicia & IMSA cars: this is a strange híbride of these two.
• gigi
  40.92 is still weak. Even my 38.97 is a shitty one, see here: http://unskilledstunts.atw.hu/CTG165-1.RPL
• Marco
  Who has voted for Ctg ban cannot use Ctg suggestion ))
• gigi
  There's the point, Mr. Rivers.
• gigi
  However, I have to vote on Poo's championship title in 2014. I've used digital speedometer since December 2013 for each cars. So, only my Melange and Corvette victories are "valid".
• gigi
  I can't show up evidence as my racing Stunts folder was deleted last month. But believe me, I used digital speedometer.
• gigi
  But... this is still a smaller cheat than advanced RH in 2002.
• gigi
  Custom Stunts, as of 22th April 2015:
• gigi
  Let's see if Zak deletes this leading time.
• Akoss Poo
  Please, decide CTG's fate at last. I wonder whether I have to fight against this leading time or not.
• gigi
  You don't have to. I used digital speedometer.
• Akoss Poo
  Then why did you send your replay? Rather you should bid for your Looping Warriors team forum activity.
• gigi
  it depends on the crowd
• Akoss Poo
  Well, I have only one question now. Why is CTG multiple champion? He is now only the champion of the 2007 season.
• Shoegazing Leo
  soundtrack:

Apr 23

• Alan Rotoi
  Speaking about Season 2007, remember CTG cheated and raced under several aliases and this one of the reasons of the ban in season 2014. You are right Akoss, is season 2007 legitimate if CTG admitted he cheated with ghosts (Navras, Dottore, etc.,etc.)? The real winner would be Mark L. Rivers.
• Zak McKracken
  He was a multiple champion before the decision and became a (disputed) single champion after.
• Lee Care Gene
  MY FIRST REPLAY!! Böff dampening: < 1dB
• Zak McKracken
  welcome!
• Marco
  My friends I have seen some cars in the CTG videos that i have nevere seen ... like mustang if I'm not wrong. Is there somewhere a full package of all the known shared cars of the world?
• Alan Rotoi
  Oh Malaysia! Welcome Lee Care Gene! ^_^ I have a couple of customers there. Which city are you from?

Apr 24

• Lee Care Gene
  Penang (Just google it)
• Alan Rotoi
  No need to google it. I know pretty well the zone between Malaysia and Papua since I was a kid. I created a football league with teams from Malaysia, Brunei Indonesia and East Timor (before its independence). Also I drew a big map and hung it in my bedroom
• Lee Care Gene
  So where do you live in?
• Alan Rotoi
  Buenos Aires, Argentina.
• dreadnaut
  That's a weird bug :|
• Alan Rotoi
  What?
• Duplode
  Speedgate, I guess.
• Shoegazing Leo
  Speedbugate

Apr 25

• Lee Care Gene
  SECOND REPLAY!!!!!
• dreadnaut
  Er... Lee, did you forget about 2 minutes of penalty time?
• Geovani da Silva
  CTG says: actually, I have ~5(-7) account left in ZakStunts. And 4 in Stunts Forum.
• Shoegazing Leo
  
• Duplode
  I can identify the following CTGs on the login list: CONFIRMED: Chichen in the oven, Geovani da Silva (sic) (now blocked), Mark Nailwood (sic), Mr. Epic; LIKELY: Miro, Xianthi; PLAUSIBLE: Quanto
• Duplode
  dreadnaut/Lee: 2:03 penalty >> 2:43.35, or 2:15.58 corrected. Lee: the system can't detect penalty time automatically, so you have to enter it manually when submitting your replays.

Apr 26

• Lee Care Gene
  OK

Apr 27

• Chicken in the oven
  Both Miro and Xianthi are confirmed (+Kalifa). Quanto is quite uncertain, I don't remember...
• dreadnaut
  FFS, even Miro? Didn't he race in USC as well, with newbie-level results? Why the effort?
• Chicken in the oven
  to fill up number of racers

Apr 28

• Alan Rotoi
  That's why you got mad when I managed 4dsl and had 57 racers in the first race. I'm not a magician and I'm not popular, it was just a good advertising campaign in several abandonware forums.
• Marco
  Oppsss...it seems that someone is more dangerous when banned than when active ))
• Zak McKracken
  you just can't get on with your life, can't you?
• Zak McKracken
  the absolutely last time I drove this car. I never understood its popularity and despise it now even more.

Apr 29

• Akoss Poo
  It's hard to understand, Zak, why you put this car into the competition. I was trying to avoid using it by sending the Indy replays, but unfortunately, this stupid car is too good for this track... Even Skoda is much much better.

Apr 30

• Duplode
  I used to really like Speedgate back when it was first released. As the years have gone by, I grew less and less fond of it. I guess this truly is the last straw...
• Shoegazing Leo
  When I gave a high bonus for this car, I don't konw this 1st gear bug. I just realized what is a IMSA like car, a faster version of Melange and a smoother version of Xylocaine.
• Akoss Poo
  Well, I would quickly remove Speedgate and Xylocaine from the competition NOW, before any track finishes with winning replays from these two shitty cars.
• Zak McKracken
  I think its too late for that but I am considering removing after this race - well, with the negative bonus earned it will not be used again this season, so we might as well wait until the end of the year.

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