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News posted in April 2005

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Apr 1

• alain
  don't do what CTG ask, ever. whatever the proposition, its "just another tactic".
• alain
  watching the replay is a painful thing. I cant see zak's... he is probably the inventor of our tricks. argammon's is original. I wonder when argammon started driving on the shortcut he created... probably on the last day!
• alain
  allez les bleus!
• Paleke
  First try in automatic...
• Paleke
  Ups... I forgot to change it to automatic...

Apr 2

• Paleke
  Zak: What do I have to do so you erase PFI-14 from my team and change the WSC information in The Stunts Racing Portal??
• Zak McKracken
  all you have to do is to wait I have othe things in my life you know
• alain
  those noobs (well in zakstunts) are so fast! and CTG is so slow...
• alain
  il papa e morto ma non e morta la papamobile!!!

Apr 3

• Krys TOFF
  I want to get some LTB point(s) this month...
• Bonzai Joe
  Please change the replay names back again, it would be better as '49_1CTG', '49_2Gutix" and so on... then they are easier to store.
• Paleke
  Sorry Zak, you are right, it's just that I sent you 3 mails and there was no reply, so I wasn't sure if you got my mails...
• alain
  i wonder how much replays you stored jacky
• Krys TOFF
  I don't know why, but I expect an improvement from Ayrton, so I anticipate it and improved a half a second.

Apr 4

• Paleke
  Crap! I still can't get the manual gears in this car!!
• Paleke
  OK, this one has a 3 seconds penalty, but it allows me to "climb" two positions in the scoreboard
• Akoss Poo
  Fingszag B?cs?n van! B?FF!

Apr 5

• Usrin
  I`m afraid I`m too drunken, I`ve just vomitted on M?ricz Zsigmond Circus... B?FF!!!
• alain
  krys and I are the only veterans to play on z50
• alain
  leo is not a vet. he is one of the walls.
• Krys TOFF
  You are wrong Alain : Leo, you and I came in 2002, we are not as "veteran" as BJ or Zak. ;-)
• Krys TOFF
  I like my time : a perfect 1:30,00. One minute and a half exactly. Nice to see it as a leading time. :-D
• Krys TOFF
  Average number of racers since January is 21 per month (20, 22 and 21 for Z47, 48 and 49 respectively), let's hope it will stay this way !
• Krys TOFF
  Ok, ok, I stop to spam ZakStunts news... ;-)
• alain
  you are right krys, they are more vets than us, they did several wars but they did not send a replay yet
• alain
  advice to a young racer: dont worry if, downloading an antique replay, back from 2002 or 2003, and trying maxing it out by your own means to make it better than those days champions could... it will be the hardest challenge. Or, if you are trying to replay the permanent competition tracks and ignore how to reach those incredible times... your hopes will vanish. As the great bonzai joe, argammon, or alanrotoi chewed their young teeth on them. It's a lifetime challenge... You will just become another champion if you are trying again after all hope has vanished.
• alain
  "no problemo" T 500 (Ahnold Schwarzenegger in terminator 2, an ORION movie)
• Krys TOFF
  :-p Alain q-:
• alain
  hasta la vista baby!
• CTG
  Hahahaha! Kids are playing again. When shall I send in my current top replay to cause nightmares to Alain?
• CTG
  Under my predicted winning time...
• alain
  go back to the homo discotheca where you are coming from
• CTG
  Are you afraid, smelly cheese? Your time is up, this is not an Alain-era anymore...
• CTG
  !hint: insults will improve your mental skills in Stunts and you will finally win again, Alain!
• Krys TOFF
  mmm, not enough :-S
• Krys TOFF
  getting close :-)
• Krys TOFF
  GOTCHA !!! :-p
• Krys TOFF
  good night everyone ;-)
• alain
  yes i am going to bed also
• Krys TOFF
  Aaaaaah, I was sure Alain will send another time just after me. Now, I hope he really went to bed, because I really go to bed now. ;-D

Apr 6

• Krys TOFF
  LOL, I said "now" twice in the last sentence of the previous news I sent !
• Krys TOFF
  Nice "Flying Frenchmen" battle so far between us Alain. :-D Too bad I know you'll win it in the end... :-S
• satanziege
  It's not my final time... you may have guessed it
• Krys TOFF
  Welcome back Satanziege :-)
• alain
  "Le cochon est dans le ma?s!" translation: you will probably have got a problem trying to beat my time
• alain
  come on krys defend yourself
• Krys TOFF
  Damn, I can't reach that time without doing a brand new replay from scratch. :-/ And I fear I won't have time until this week-end ! :-( I just hope my 95 hours are enough to earn me 1 point of LTB... Anyway, here is my best so far.
• alain
  i will try to save your ltb krys.
• DarkChaser
  Oooopppppssss... Excuse me, teacher Alain 'Prost'... ;Op

Apr 7

• alain
  I am a racial melange.
• alain
  I love the melange in races
• Johnny-K
  Hi Zak! Thank you for the new loggin.
• Paleke
  FINALLY!!! By the way it's "login"...
• Krys TOFF
  Wow, Alain under 1:22 !!! 8-O So, this one is not enough then...
• Krys TOFF
  I'm getting better after each attempt tonight :-D
• Krys TOFF
  Another improvement, still not enough but getting close to Alain : only 1 second missing now ;-)
• Krys TOFF
  Seeking Alain again and again... 0.5 seconds still missing...
• Krys TOFF
  Arrrrrgh ! still 0.25 seconds missing !!!
• Krys TOFF
  Well, I give it up : I can't go under 1:22 tonight... :-/

Apr 8

• DarkChaser
  Wow!!! French battle... Alain vs. Krys... or, maybe, Krys vs. Alain... 8OP
• vamologocomisso
  Just to say Hi ...btw, great time Alain, congrats!
• Krys TOFF
  That's right DC : this is a pure French battle this month. "French connection" on LTB maybe at the end of the month. :-D
• alain
  believe me, krys will stay on the podium!
• DarkChaser
  Alain: believe me... I will be a top 5 this month... ;o)
• Krys TOFF
  Believe me, some small movements will have a huge impact on final results.
• SergioBaro
  Utilic? muy pocos atajos! Saludos.
• alain
  translation: I found no shortcuts!

Apr 9

• Paleke
  No, Johnny... You are still too young to be faster than your master...
• vamologocomisso
  Im having some trouble with this track. The car is great! Nice job, Alan Rotoi!
• Paleke
  Zak: I know lately I'm bothering a lot (sorry for that) but Badfish won't be racing this year either, so I was wondering if you could take him out of the team. Thanks.
• SergioBaro
  Parec?a m?s f?cil esta pista! Rayos, no puedo mejorar mucho... Saludos !!!

Apr 10

• alain
  translation: this track is too hard for me! shit, I cant spend hours on it to make improvements now... hail!!!
• vamologocomisso
  Hahahaha !!! You sure a professor Tu ?tes engag?s!
• SergioBaro
  Mejor? un poco aunque no mucho... Saludos !!!

Apr 11

• Paleke
  Thanks Zak!

Apr 12

• Krys TOFF
  Only 14 racers so far... Where are the missing racers ?
• Paleke
  Yep, that's what I'm wondering. In WSC is happening the same...
• alain
  melange is selective, track is very hard. people are at school or in holidays. spring break. pathetic.
• Krys TOFF
  @Paleke : don't worry : you'll get a replay from me this week (thursday evening I'll have time to race I hope).
• Krys TOFF
  @Alain : track is not hard, only shortcuts are. But this track can be raced without RH quite easily I think (but with a slow time).

Apr 13

• Chulk
  1:21, how did you do that ?
• Krys TOFF
  @Chulck : ask your teammates Alan Rotoi & Gutix. They also have the "magic" in their hands. ;-D
• alain
  sweet pain...
• CTG
  Go, Liverpool, go!
• alain
  I want all pains to be so sweet...

Apr 14

• DarkChaser
  Go Kak?... Go Dida... Go 'Sheva'... Go Milan!!!
• alain
  nuff said

Apr 16

• Paleke
  Sorry but I have to soy this in Spanish. AbuRaf: Felicidades!! Realmente conseguiste un tiempo que me va a ser imposible de superar(no tengo tiempo por la facultad), pero cuidate de Johnny-K, no est? mandando replays pero te est? siguiendo de cerca...

Apr 19

• SergioBaro
  Mejor?!!! Pero poco... Saludos !
• Paleke
  Sergio: ten?s ganas de sumarte al equipo?

Apr 20

• SergioBaro
  Regards !!!
• CTG
  Where is BJ? Where is Rotoi? Where are Zak, Akoss, Gutix and Argammon? And where is my motivation :-S
• Usrin
  I think Akoss Poo got drunk after Hungary beat Japan 3-0 in Division 1 World Championship (ice hockey), and he hasn?t sobered yet. :-) And another question: where is Damon Hill?
• Usrin
  Fresh result: Hungary-China 9-0. Akoss Poo is drinking again. :-)

Apr 21

• SergioBaro
  Penalizaci?n salvada! Saludos !!!
• alain
  i dont drink alcohol, i dont smoke buzzes... i get on my bike and ride. You are slow CTG.

Apr 22

• Usrin
  48900!!! :-)))
• CTG
  48901... I won What the hell is 48900?
• Usrin
  OK, explanation for CTG. I was a bit drunk, because I was arriving from a great party, where some great bands played, such as F?rger?kal?bak. You can`t say that you don`t know Bőrnadr?g, one of their most famous songs... ("Az ?r?t?l a hideg r?z - 48900!!!" :-))

Apr 23

• CTG
  B ???FFFF!!! I just drunk half liter brandy I dunno this song but I'll download
• CTG
  Damn why I think Groovehouse is good?
• CTG
  spamming rulz
• CTG
  I have a b?ffing attack, and pooping too...
• CTG
  L ??DOSZPOLY!
• CTG
  damn I must clear this ?long one
• CTG
  Alanine you are a smelly organic compound
• CTG
  still dunno where I am
• CTG
  nah still some posts left
• CTG
  almost finished
• CTG
  last spam
• Usrin
  CTG, you can download it here: http://www.furgerokalabak.hu/mp3/furgerokalabak_bornadrag.mp3
• Usrin
  Hey, forum doesn`t work... B?FF!!! (phpBB : Critical Error - what`s this?)
• DieselJoe
  R.I.P. Fynn!

Apr 25

• Dottore
  what a track! i'm fond of it!
• Zak McKracken
  Finally some free time this month. :-S
• Zak McKracken
  Sorry for the lack of updates and time spent on the site - I had a very busy month, and it won't get better soon, since our mother left the flat to live with her husband, and we started to live on our own with my brother - lots of extra work, also we started redecorating my new room - and on the top of all: exams are starting soon.
• Akoss Poo
  Enormous B ???FFFFF!!! after 0,5 litres of mineral water!!!

Apr 26

• CTG
  Interview is over, I don't want to start unrealistic predictions... Result: in 3 weeks.

Apr 27

• site update after ZCT50 deadline will maybe delayed to sunday.
• DarkChaser
  CTG: interview ( ?)
• DarkChaser
  Go, Darkie... Go!!! ;o) (automotivation)...
• CTG
  Job interview - I applied for a place at General Electrics (scientific and product developing exercise).
• Paleke
  This message is for SergioBaro and Dottore only: Do you want to join to Poder Sudaka??
• alain
  panic room in Gy?r

Apr 28

• DarkChaser
  Wow!!! 1:17 Amazing!!! Alain is a 'Prost'... However, I am only a 'Barrichello'... ( But I want to be a 'Senna'... ;o)
• vamologocomisso
  Alain is a monster!!! :O
• CTG
  1:17 is a killer... for a drunk Bonzai Joe, or an RH-free Rotoi lap. But if one of them starts to play, Alain won't win!
• CTG
  If I finish my lap then you must expect something like Alain's hidden time...
• alain
  thanks guys! now i am having fun with myself in front of your admirative comments and CTG's disappointment. AND I SEND A NEW REPLAY!
• CTG
  Alanine: it's still weak...
• CTG
  I promised you 1:15 at the beginning - I have it for ages!

Apr 29

• vamologocomisso
  Whats gonna happen this month
• alain
  i will win and you will be on the podium.
• alain
  krys won the leading point i promised him :p mission accomplished

Apr 30

• This is now official: site update only tomorrow (sunday) afternoon/evening. Don'T worry, new track is already done, it's just the lack of time to update...

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