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News posted in December 2005

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Dec 1

• You may register now for the 2006 season! About team applications/changes notify me.
• alain
  i'll need more replay handling time..
• CTG
  CTG switched off his insults for a month. Yes, a full month. Racing is in focus. I hope the same from Alain.
• mislav
  Then officially now, Chulk, congratulations!:)The 13th winner of ZakStunts history!
• AbuRaf70
  Congratulations, Chulk....!!!
• ayrton
  Antes que nada Felicitaciones s Chulk, merecido ganador !! y una pregunta para Zak; hace 4 dias que no puedo mandar replays, cuando lo intento me aparce; Mail could not be sent. Sorry! Contact Administrator!
• alain
  ayrton is saying he had a problem while sending his replays lately
• alain
  who were the 13 winners of zakstunts mislav? thanks
• Cas
  I can't find the links to the external editor and the stunts-2 projects that I saw here somewhere the other day! Where are they?
• Krys TOFF
  Congrats to Chulk !
• Zak McKracken
  The 13 winners:
  Fdzierva, Roy Wiegerinck, Bismarck (2001)
  , Argammon, Bonzai Joe, Alan Rotoi, Mingva (2002)
  , Alain (2003)
  , Gutix, CTG (2004)
  , Ayrton, Akoss Poo, Chulk
• CTG
  +Usrin (2002, Plus 3)
• mislav
  Exactly Who will be number 14?
• mislav
  About C57: To see the perfection of power gear handling,watch replay 001, 002. To see the beaty of individual creativity (sounds like shit ,(which costs time) watch replay 010
• Zak McKracken
  Mislav, we did see replay no.010, and we were amazed.
  I bet you'll have a hard time selecting which team invitation offer to accept in 2006
• alain
  huaaaa lord duke bismark himself was one of the stunts stars!!!
• mislav
  Thanks but let's not overact I wished I'd have time for C58...
• CTG
  DC doesn't respect our fight.
• Alan Rotoi
  Vaaaamossss carajo!!!!!!! Aguante Chulk!!!!! Sos groso!!
• CTG
  Chulk is the new generation. Future champion of 2006.
• Chulk
  first replay

Dec 2

• CTG
  Sunday, 1:40.00
• alain
  Today, 1:30.00
• CTG
  Yesterday, 1:10.00
• alain
  thanks to mingva, i could be on ctg's back! hail ming hail! (quoting flash gordon comics)
• alain
  AND PERMANENT competition? wake up racers.

Dec 3

• mislav
  I can't sleep, came from a party...answer: Stunts
• mislav
  Do you sleep Alain, CTG? Don't take it to hard this month..it's just....THE GREATEST DUEL OF THE YEAR!!
• CTG
  I played 4D Boxing tonight.
• Zak McKracken
  I can beat anyone in 4D boxing
• mislav
  And I am unbeatable in MicroMachines (1989)! Can you hear me Luka, haha Retro games are "in"!
• alain
  i am beatable at Stunts
• alain
  and they never finished 4d sports fucking because the women disappeared when you penetrated them, like the hills in Stunts.
• alain
  come on CTG you make me laugh. 43 hours and counting...

Dec 5

• CTG
  2 LTB pts won't save you from my giant victory and Cork's Crew 2nd and 3rd place.
• CTG
  Tokaj's bloody end: Usrin sent the winning replay only 30 minutes before the deadline! Congratulations! New track is coming soon (maybe tonight)!
• CTG
  /img> In UnskilledStunts
• CTG
  
• CTG
  damnit
• CTG
  
  CTG
  finished spamming
• CTG
  spam #1 to clean this messageboard
• CTG
  spam #2
• CTG
  spam #3
• CTG
  spam #4
• CTG
  spam #5
• CTG
  finally ban me for a day
• Chulk
  Thank's everyone!!!
• vamologocomisso
  Long time without a visit, shame on me Congrats Chulk, a nice surprise Alain, before you kick my ass out of the team, let me race this month, ok ? This will be a very light month for me...finally. Thanks Mingva for the support.
• alain
  vamologocomisso! I WANT RESULTS!!! I see you can beat ANYONE... prove it

Dec 6

• alain
  [img]/img] your chocolate medal is coming, CTG!!!
• DarkChaser
  "Quem sou eu Maradona, quem ? voc?? Voc? quer ser eu, eu quero ser voc?..." (Pel?, the best soccer player in all time) Huahuahuahuahuahua
• DieselJoe
  Yeah, kick their asses, DC!
• alain
  you are late CTG... very late. it's over. I won!

Dec 7

• CTG
  happy birthday, frenchman!
• DieselJoe
  Happy singul... errr, birthday!
• vamologocomisso
  Feliz Anivers?rio Alain!!! XD
• alain
  30 years. thank you I received a new and working spectrum +2 for my birthday... with 7 games.
• Bonzai Joe
  Happy birthday To Alain!
• Alan Rotoi
  Happy Birthday Alain petitmaitre!

Dec 9

• alain
  congratulations to darkie!
• CTG
  I won't fight with you unless you send in AT LEAST 1:33.00 before tomorrow midnight.
• DarkChaser
  Happy Birthday, 'Master Alain Prost'... ('God Ayrton Senna'... Ops!!! Dark Chaser) :oP
• Chulk
  How did you do it that fast
• CTG
  Chulk: easily.
• alain
  shut up Chie Tta Gong
• Anonymous
  and change your winning time prediction that is already out of date... like my speccie.
• Anonymous
  and change your winning time prediction that is already out of date... like my speccie.
• CTG
  Finally! This is a good base to fight, Mr. Per
• alain
  spit your repl(a)y mister fart-gas
• CTG
  if a chicken in the oven has a birthday, it must be already active C or rotten animal.

Dec 10

• Zak McKracken
  Harder better faster stronger

Dec 11

• alain
  go to the track and race!
• Alan Rotoi
  Good song of Daft Punk, Zak
• alain
  technologic replay.
• alain
  you are DEAD ctg
• alain
  brasil is the team to beat again, but france has to beat germany in a world cup event, and all the world can see we are better than them... you like apples? how ya like them apples?
• CTG
  my tactics is working
• alain
  tic tac time is the tactic

Dec 12

• CTG
  please cross 1:30
• Krys TOFF
  I missed Alain's birthday last week. So, (very) late happy birthday Alain. ;-D

Dec 13

• Navras
  My Stunts computer broke down, I couldn't finish any replays for ZSC and USC. :-S

Dec 15

• !!!! Important change !!!
  Deadline for ZCT58 is changed to 29th of December, 21:00 CET. That leaves you time to play after christmas, and time for me to update to the 2006 system before New Year's Eve.

Dec 17

• CTG
  Happy Birthday, Zaki!
• Alan Rotoi
  Feliz cumplea?os capo!
• DieselJoe
  Boldog szuletesnapot Mr. McKracken!
  B?FF!
• alain
  BREAKING NEWS zak has a birthday today, happy birthday zak

Dec 18

• AbuRaf70
  ak...!!!
• AbuRaf70
  Feliz Cumplea?os, Zak...!!!
• Zak McKracken
  Thank you all PLease give me a nice present and start racing this month
• CTG
  Alain killed the race with his 1:30.
• alain
  I am THE killer.

Dec 20

• Paleke
  A little late... Happy birthday Zak!

Dec 21

• AbuRaf70
  Happy Birthday, Dragonfly and lucas...!!!
• Renato Biker
  I'll to make better...
• CTG
  Congratulations to Alain, he got the silver.
• CTG
  Yeah I forgot, I go home and come back only after the deadline.
• CTG
  Merry Chrismas to all of you!
• CTG
  Huahuahua, 70 steps left
• alain
  "don't ever trust CTG" french statement.
• Paleke
  A little improvement...

Dec 22

• Renato Biker
  I'm to make better. This is my fisrt race...
• Bonzai Joe
  Eat this, Leo Ramone!
• CTG
  finish this kidplay and take it seriously, BJ!
• Renato Biker
  I'll be back!
• CTG
  Car of the month is not Indy!

Dec 23

• Renato Biker
  ...
• CTG
  1, ghost of you know who (!hint ..a. R..o.) 2, Inavoeg/Fdrzieva/Vamologocomisso under a new name Totally newbies can't do such a good replay without help. Zak is naive, I'm not. Tell us the truth, Biker!
• CTG
  South American IP addresses are quite messy
• Renato Biker
  1 second here, 1 second over yonder. finish objective: 1:29
• CTG
  Go to hell, fuckin' ghost! Maybe Alain is the owner
• Renato Biker
  I'm not a not beginner. I have years of experience, but never entered in competitions. If you still doubt talk to DarkCheaser, he is my acquaintance... and thanks for the nice reception, CTG.
• Renato Biker
  My adresses are quite messy? All right, CTG, congratulations... I have the simple motive: I don't speak english. I need consult the dictionary for the majority words. Sorry
• DieselJoe
  I'd like to welcome you to this great competition, Renato!
  Try not to mind these ghost assumptions!
• Zak McKracken
  Welcome Renato! Don't ever mind CTG, his is just stupid and envious because it took him years to reach your current level
  I hope you'll stay for a long time and enjoy racing!
• alain
  renato are you a biker? do you like riding a bike? do you like stunts? do you like orion? will you join us
• Renato Biker
  thanks, DJ and Zak. Yes, Alain, I'm a biker and like stunts. I did talked about Orion with DarkCheaser. I'd like to be a member of the orion team.. Is there a space for me? Look my new time...

Dec 24

• Renato Biker
  very good lap!
• Renato Biker
  Wowww, second place in the first race... I'm very surprised!!!
• alain
  it's very simple. send a mail to me and to mingva and to vamologocomisson
• alain
  if we all agree, you join orion tomorrow...
• alain
  and you get my z58 replays
• AbuRaf70
  Happy Birthday, Diesel Joe...!!!
• Chulk
  Happy birthday DJ. And Merry XMas to everyone!!!!

Dec 25

• vamologocomisso
  Merry Christmas to everybody, except CTG XD. Renato, muito bom come?o, parab?ns!
• DieselJoe
  Thanks for the numerous congratulations!
• alain
  Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with... Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with you Where is santa at his sleigh? tell me why is it always this way? Where is rudolph? where is blitzen, baby? merry christmas, merry merry merry christmas (the Ramones)

Dec 26

• Renato Biker
  why the replays of permanent tracks are not correct send equal month track?
• alain
  explanation: would you show your current month replay to everyone before the end of the month? No, and you don't want to show your permanent track replay to everyone PERMANENTLY.
• Renato Biker
  but why my score don't appear on scorebook of permanent tracks?
• Renato Biker
  and answer of my entrance in orion team, accepted me?
• DieselJoe
  For the permanent tracks you have to wait until Zak puts your time on the board manually. It might take some days, but as permanent competition is permanent, it doesn't really matter, does it?

Dec 27

• alain
  i agreed, mingva agreed, and we are just waiting for vamologo agreeing now...

Dec 28

• bhtooefr
  Well, my first run since 2003...
• ayrton
  sigo sin poder cargar los replays ... Mail could not be sent. Sorry! Contact Administrator!
• JTK
  I'll be with you in 2006!
• Chulk
  My final replay
• alain
  i am not seriously dominating the rest by five seconds... are you kidding
• bhtooefr
  Hmm... 1:13... I can do better than THAT... (on DEFAULT)
• bhtooefr
  W00T! 18th place, once the RPL is verified!

Dec 29

• Site update in progress... please stand by! You can already check out the final results of ZCT59 AND SEASON 2005 when clicking on 2005 at the top.
  CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE WINNERS!
• vamologocomisso
  Before accepting Renato in Orion, I have one question: Renato, voc? ? corintiano ? Se for, beleza! Of course I accept Renato in the team, the new number one from Brazil (DarkChaser(number three), you sucks!)
• Renato Biker
  valeu Jo?o, n?s vamos bater os argentinos em 2006, com certeza...
• Zak McKracken
  still too far
• Zak McKracken
  bhtooefr, what do you mean by "when the replay is verified"? Just send it, and it should appear on the scoreboard instantly. I'll validate it afterwards.
• bhtooefr
  Permanent competition stuff didn't seem to hit right away...
• bhtooefr
  Permanent competition stuff didn't seem to hit right away...
• Krys TOFF
  Oh Damn ! I just come to see ZakStunts since weeks and deadline is only in 2 hours !!! Oh my God ! Here is a quickly made no-rh auto-gears replay...
• Krys TOFF
  Well, late happy birthday to Alain and Zak and welcome to the newcomers. ;-D I gotta go racing right now, deadline is VERY close and I just raced a very few with auto gears without RH !!!
• Krys TOFF
  1st attempt : 1:57,70... :-/
• Krys TOFF
  Well, no time left to do something really good...
• Jules
  Not enough time for me to improve my lap significantly... Just wanna know how well I did, and can't wait to see Alain's replay...
• Jules
  Well, that's that. Happy new year to everyone and a 2006 full of stunts competition for al...
• Jules
  Read all at the end of the last sentence...
• Jules
  When will the new track be available?
• Zak McKracken
  Jules: in the following 24 hours, but if I'm not too tired after migrating the site for 2006 (in progress right now) then it'll be out in 3 hours.
• Jules
  By the way the podium for the track ZCT58 is wrong. Renato Biker should be in third place, unless something is wrong with his lap.
• Zak McKracken
  Jules: Site update is IN PROGRESS right now so strange thigns might happen. What you see there is the final podium of 2005 at the moment

Dec 30

• ZakStunts v6.6 is here now! The visible additions were:
  -joint news archive from 2004
  -joint analysis database from ZCT21
  -global settings/profiles
  -Login bug fixed (FINALLY! :))
  +Lots of changes in the background. Please inform me about bugs you may find.
  With this update ZakStunts welcomes you to its 2006 season! We hope you'll have a great time here this year too!
• Respect the Winners!
  Those who were the best Stunts drivers of the world in 2005 are:
  Ayrton
  Alain
  CTG
  and MeganiuM Aces High
  CONGRATULATIONS!
• Zak McKracken
  ZCT59 is released in 20 minutes, leading time counts only from the second when 2006 starts!
  (this was also a test post )
• Zak McKracken
  and now I officially begin the 206 season of ZakStunts
• Jules
  I can't download the new track... And I want it really bad... Something tells me that I'm addicted to stunts again...
• Zak McKracken
  whoops, download error fixed. Sorry Jules! Looks like I'm really tired, so now I'll go and sleep. Have a nice time!
• Jules
  Yeah, got it.
• Jules
  Cheers Zak.
• CTG
  Just for fun
• CTG
  I have no team at the moment. It means two things: firstly, Cork's Crew has a vacant seat for a newbie. On the other hand I'm looking for a team. Orion? (LOL) Looping? Damage? Meganium? (ROFL)
• CTG
  Jules, would you like to form a team with me? Dark Chaser, do you want to join it? Usrin, Akoss - can we do a team merge after it again? Opponent is still near...
• Jules
  CTG, thanks for the offer, but I'd rather a while longer before joning or creating a team. Thanks anyway...
• CTG
  Hahaha, AbuRaf is my ghost! You can see we were here in the same time. By the way, Usrin/koss, shall I join L?fing Warriors?
• Anonymous
  Jules too, Jules too!
• CTG
  First error on the new page: there's no ARG flag next to AbuRaf's name.
• AbuRaf70
  Congratulations, Ayrton...!!!!
• Zak McKracken
  The forum is under maintenance, you cant attach files and may experience other problems. Fixing in the afternoon, I'm busy right now. Sorry.
• CTG
  Ronaldo sucks
• Alain
  with CTG... first news, first hit. does it mean the 2006 year will be akin?
• CTG
  hahaha... yes, it will be the same. shall i join orion?
• hek
  Felicidades Ayrton!
• CTG
  Late Happy Birthday to Diesel "Still Drinking" Joe!
• Zak McKracken
  Also happy birthday to hek!
• hek
  ThankYou Zak!
• CTG
  Ehhh, I leave Cork's Crew and BJ comes back suddenly...
• CTG
  aaaah yes happy birthday hek
• Jules
  Happy birthday Hek.
• CTG
  1:10... it was an awful winning time prediction from me
• CTG
  War begins... yes, the flame type.
• Alain
  you know how it will end
• Bonzai Joe
  Sorry CTG, my sound suddenly started working But if I were really to come back for real, it would not be on a track with 5 bridge corners!
• Bonzai Joe
  Today we must also wish happy birthday to a Stunts legend: Roy Wiegerinck. Happy Birthday Roy! :-)
• CTG
  happy birthday Roy! Come back and kick some asses!
• Bonzai Joe
  I have found a "bug": the page header still says "6.0"
• Alain
  thank you for finding the bug bee jee... but the website is a bugless masterpiece... "The wiseman points the moon and the idiot stares at the finger"...
• Alain
  btw, renato... send me your replay you biker...
• Alain
  and yes, renato drove 1:10!!! do you believe it!!!
• Chulk
  First replay of the new season
• Alain
  wipe it strip it grind it smash it eat it read it fast rename it... technologic... automatic replay
• CTG
  no, we don't believe it. Renato is you.
• CTG
  Or Rotoi.
• CTG
  Or me.
• CTG
  
• Alain
  if bonzai joe scores just one hour of leading point, i will use my big stick...
• CTG
  Piss off, fuckin' new ghost!
• CTG
  BONZAI JOE: I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE RULES OF GOIANIA! CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES!

Dec 31

• ZCT58 analysis is now available.
  Don't forget that the analysis section has moved to the "info" section under the name Race Analysis
• Renato Biker
  CTG, you need lear how lose.
• Mislav
  I'm back! Many new faces I see, hello to everyone!
• CTG
  I can prove it's not your replay
• Renato Biker
  Yeah, right, it must be MacGyver's replay then.
• Alain
  ceci n'est pas une replay
• Renato Biker
  My great-grandmother also helped...
• Jules
  Stop lying Renato, everyone knows that you didn't do the lap, your great-grandmother did, I was watching while she was playing, all you did was save the replay in your name and take all the credit...
• CTG
  Too obvious: Renato and Jules appear inthe same time here and somehow Alain is here too. Zak is blind in this case. But if I register a ghost from Antigua and Barbuda with a right IP, he'll filter it. No comments, this is an old arguement. Ghosts are ghosts, I'm human, Zak is a bad controller (he's a great manager, good driver, fantastic organizer but can't keep unfair things away from the scoreboard).
• CTG
  And watch their similar insulting method and style.
• CTG
  Akoss, Usrin and maybe Bonzai Joe and Argammon would understand what I'm talking about.
• Jules
  CTG, did I insult you? When? I just can't remember...
• CTG
  No doubt you are existing but I'm not sure if you do the replays for yourself... Biker is harder thing, he's soooooooo similar to Alain.
• CTG
  I hate my own track
• CTG
  Fuck you ghost!!!
• Zak McKracken
  CTG this was the last warning, no ghost flaming in the newsbar. I don't want to make it moderated.
• Alain
  CTG: renato and I used the same car color by mistake. it's proving we are two different racers... i used auto gear and he used manual gear... and i didn't see his z59 replay yet!
• CTG
  Okay, but can I start a topic about ghosts in the forum?
• Zak McKracken
  Sure, start a new ghost topic next to the 1000 exisiting one rather that than flaming here. Thanks.
• Zak McKracken
  New visitor record was made yesterday! 382 hits and 131 unique views. Thank you all!
• CTG
  Gotta leave the computer for a day, so: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYBODY!
• Alain
  i am coming
• Krys TOFF
  Happy new year to everyone and congrats to the winners of Z58 and 2005 season. About team CTG, we are already 5 in Damage Inc, so there's no free place remaining for the moment...
• Renato Biker
  Let's go, alain. We are lead this!
• Alain
  ZAK: send me or publish z14 replays please RENATO: keep on accelerating!
• Renato Biker
  How do for uplaod picture?
• Bonzai Joe
  Sleepy Jacky says happy new year to all racers and ghosts. Cheers and b?ff!
• Alain
  use html code img src=
• Alain
  or if its about your profile, send it to zak
• Bonzai Joe
  Sleepy Jacky says happy new year to all racers and ghosts. Cheers and b?ff!
• AbuRaf70
  Happy year 2006 to all racers...!!!
• Chulk
  Happy New Year to everybody!!!

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