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News posted in February 2004

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Feb 1

• Mingva
  OK, this month I'll try to be more competitive Anybody interested to form a team with me?
• Alain il professore
  i am french, i eat snails... but also frog feet!!! fast and furious? YEAH! can i join Mimas raging?
• Akoss Poo
  Gotta learn now... or first some chat?!
• Mingva
  Just to annoy Akoss Poo
• satanziege
  Sober and awake.
• Mingva
  wheee, who will catch BJ? I don't believe he used original LM-002 =P
• satanziege
  Wheee Ha!

Feb 2

• Akoss Poo
  Good ecophysiology exam.
• Alain il professore
  lets annoy akoss
• Akoss Poo
  It's quite an ok time now.
• Dark Chaser
  Leo and Guga, my mates... We need to talk...

Feb 3

• CTG
  First lap out of pits...
• Guga
  Got a terrible flue, the only thing I can do is chat and play stunts. At least, I improved my skills... in chatting

Feb 4

• CTG
  Not a track for me...
• Akoss Poo
  Don't give up CTG!
• CTG
  I don't give up but it's too bloody for me... :-S
• Akoss Poo
  Hey you're improving quickly!
• Akoss Poo
  Btw I knew you hadn't gone to sleep. I knew you would play Stunts at night. Now gotta sleep...
• CTG
  Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• CTG
  Good tactics: 1 hour Internet and 5-10 minutes of Stunts intervals...
• Alain il professore
  Mimas Racing are: Mingva, Alain, Caesar... Is it possible to display the commentaries for the lap time just aside to the lap time... i d like it please
• caesar
  woooooooooot wooooooooot !!!! under 1:30 !!!!!!!!! woooooohoooooooo
• Akoss Poo
  Eat this... )

Feb 5

• Zak McKracken
  first real try...
• CTG
  1:17.xx seems to be unavailable for me... :-S

Feb 6

• CTG
  Wow! I spent only 13 minutes on the track this night...
• CTG
  Have a nice weekend, guys! I won't improve in the next 48 hours.
• CTG
  ***CTG slaps the liar CTG around a bit with a large trout
• Akoss Poo
  CTG it isn't your track, again... Damn it!!!
• Argammon
  Just redrove the ending...
• Guga
  Don't worry, CTG. Neither will I, I won't improve, during the whole month
• Alain il professore
  .. Showtime... Moneytime... Alaintime...
• Mingva
  Sad news: our degu is very ill and probably will die ((

Feb 7

• DieselJoe
  Who or what is a degu?

Feb 8

• Mingva
  http://www.degus.org/
• Alain il professore
  "Life expectancy Field studies have shown that 50 % of wild degus live less than 1 year, only 1 % reaches the age of 2 years and only one of 5 400 trapped individuals was found to be 4 years old. On the other hand, degus in captivity often live 5 years or even more." Still longer than a tamagoshi...
• Mingva
  In the name of my dead degu! Rest in peace, pet.
• Alain il professore
  Today Lukas Loehrer, yes you dont dream, Lukas the foundator of our community came in the chat room!!!

Feb 11

• CTG
  This is a useless comment just not to watch the empty 'News' section...
• Alain il professore
  Alanrotoi is alive: [14:02] <[A]rotoi> jojojojo [14:16] <[A]rotoi> jojojojo[14:16] * [A]rotoi has quit IRC (Quit: Alan Rotoi has quit ZakStunts)
• Alain il professore
  oh! my god! i forgot to tell you i ANNIHILATED the previous default closed track record, beating it by three seconds.
• Mingva
  Today opened a nic site for prediction game. Visit it at http://rally.tinklapis.lt/betting/
• Argammon
  Yawn...

Feb 12

• Mingva
  Back to lead
• Argammon
  back to the lead.... for 20 minutes
• Mingva
  Argammon: go to work instead of wasting time on Stunts
• Argammon
  I'm not wasting time on stunts.I am using one of the same replay and am braking less and less at the end the faster you get.
• Mingva
  My time 1:14.00 is illegal. Don't count it )
• Alain il professore
  damn it! how fast i am!
• Shoegazing Leo
  Aff...
• Zak McKracken
  10 received permanent track times updated

Feb 13

• Argammon
  zzzzzzz
• DieselJoe
  Wow, I'm NOT last one
• DieselJoe
  Leo, let's fight for the 2nd last place this month!!!
• Alain il professore
  newbies...
• Alain il professore
  no reply argammon? i will get those two points because you were lazy, and those two points will count in the end of the year!!!

Feb 14

• Argammon
  Yes you will likely get the 2 points.When I see the track I am starting to vomit.
• Dark Chaser
  Hello, race mates. I am giving up now. I?ve decided to leave since I saw some replays of laps run by Mingva, Kris Toff, Alain Rotoi and other runners. I?ve noticed that I?m unable to succeed through shortcuts (by running a whole lap using the side grass). I enjoy racing fairly, by turning round curves, braking roughly and accelerating once again. I want emphasize that I?m not trying to criticize anyone. I?ve just noticed that I?d rather run by knowing that shortcuts are not allowed. I only like the middle road, not the grass. Thanx a lot (especially Leo Ramone & Zak, who?s accepted my coming).
• Alain il professore
  Dark Chaser: newbies... farewell weekend warrior. Argammon: someone that didnt understand yet that i am readying a replay with his name on it not to mention that i found a shortcut (like on default closed) that i will use only on the last day )
• Argammon
  Good,in that case you will win the track.No Biggie
• Alain il professore
  atchoum!
• Alain il professore
  demonstration over, argammon cant follow the pace at 1.12
• Shoegazing Leo
  Great Improvemment!!! 0,1 second.. pfff VIVA THE GUNS OF BRIXTON!!!!
• Mingva
  Back to leaders again

Feb 15

• Alain il professore
  Juanma Jimenez, Marco Pantani... RIP, EPO Heroes! Today Marco Pantani died.

Feb 16

• Argammon
  I am running forward! ........... ........... ........ (with mouse steps)
• CTG
  Hey, leading time improvements are getting smaller and smaller... Perhaps it's a bad tip it will stop over 1:12...
• Alain il professore
  CTG, come on join the battle! if improvements are getting smaller, perhaps someone must do the housework!
• Alain il professore
  Just to say: This month competition is the greatest since z16!!! Two racers from different teams have been fighting for the leading time for two weeks! z35 is the guadalcanal of stunts
• CTG
  If I'll be able to join, I'll be there...
• CTG
  Hey, this system is crazy! Zak, please delete that time!
• CTG
  I wonder if I can correct it with the real rpl or not...
• Mingva
  CTG: it's not the system is crazy, but you! Next time watch which replay submitting.
• CTG
  No, it was another error: I wanted only to post news but I entered 'Send replay' section. I clicked OK and the program added a random time (no rpl was attached).
• Alain il professore
  you see when you want
• Mingva
  pfff, Argammon...
• Zak McKracken
  There was a small site downtime in the afternoon, which resulted in a messed up LTB. Argammon took the lead at 15:30 then Mingva at 17:57 (+2h for Arg), then Arg back at 18:00 (+1h to Mingva). Since then Argammon is the leader. I changed Mingva's sendtime to 15:01 and Arg's to 16:01 so they both get the LTB they achieved. Sorry this is a weird bug in the system.
• Zak McKracken
  These affected time are changed back to original sending date, because this method allows cheating. (like you drop me a mail that site was down in the evening, though it wasnt, and then send your replay in the morning, so you won some hours with your leading time hidden from the others. This is unfair) From now on only rpls sent from the online form are valid for the LTB battle, I'm working on a solution that what should happen if the site is down.
• Zak McKracken
  Enjoy the site without a manager until Z35 quiet days. Had enough of some people who dont see further than their own noses, and cant stop flaming and defamation.
  Big repsect to those who still PLAY Stunts as a GAME for FUN, what this competition was born to serve.

Feb 17

• Zak McKracken
  Site MANAGER wanted. If you feel you would like to manage a well-known Stunts Competition with a regular userbase, fully automated php system, designing the tracks,checking the replays, etc., with a coder (me) supporting and creating your new ideas, improvements for the site in the background hand in your application to zaqrack@mail.datanet.hu until the end of the month.
  Previous experience with competition managing means advantage.This is 100% serious, not a fake advertisement. Thank you.
  Zak McKracken
• Akoss Poo
  Zak escapes... Flamewaring is because of some cheating (heavily suspicious replays etc.), so first we have to stop cheating. At least we should try to stop cheating somehow first.
• Akoss Poo
  DRIVERS WHO WANT A FAIR COMPETITION ENTER FORUM AND READ ARGAMMON'S POST AND REPLY.
• CTG
  First Stunts World War begun... :-S
• Mingva
  What's your new time will be, Argammon?
• Alain il professore
  wow! i speak i speak, but i dont have a replay to follow mingva now :S congratulation splendid z35 heroes! 1. ming 2. argammon 3. alain ? note: keep it up zak, you are the real champion
• Argammon
  Sorry Mings
• Mingva
  Congratulations, Argammon. This month you won ( Eh, no truth in this cruel Stunts world :/
• Dark Chaser
  Great competition...
• Dark Chaser
  Zak and the other great drivers, I'm have decided to stay, not for your opinions, but because I feel I have a high potential and I want to prove it to myself and to any other person. Show must go on!!! Thanks for help, Leo Ramone and Guga. Big hug of the 'nutty boy'.
• Dark Chaser
  My new (and temporary) result is 1:32.15 (Z35 Track).
• Alain il professore
  you made the good choice Dark Chaser, welcome home.
• Dark Chaser
  Thanks, Alain... I'm going to work hard as to succeed and help The Guns of Brixton to grow.

Feb 18

• Alain il professore
  no comment, the war goes on
• Mingva
  Yeaaaaaah!!! go go go, Alain
• Alain il professore
  Come on argammon, let's show how we love that game!
• Argammon
  Ah well since you are asking so nicely
• Mingva
  Hey, guys! Why don't to send your best times instead of playing mouse and cat game?
• Alain il professore
  bam!
• Alain il professore
  perhaps so much fun was impossible without zak thanks for the auto update
• Dark Chaser
  My better time...
• Dark Chaser
  Hello, drivers. My new result is 1:28.25 (Z35), because of my mates tips: Leo (about breaking thru the wall) and Guga (about how to get over the tunnel's roof). We'll do a great job this season!!! Big hug, Dark Chaser, the nutty boy.
• Dark Chaser
  Oh,yeah!!!
• Argammon
  Dark Chaser,why do you always post your time as news but don't bring it to the board?(Send replay option!)
• Dark Chaser
  I'm sorry, Argammon.

Feb 19

• Dark Chaser
  my blood = velocity... Huahua
• Dark Chaser
  Congratulations, Alain, Argammon and Mingva... Great battle!!!
• CTG
  Mimas affair stopped, Argammon stopped, life stopped... What more will happen?
• Alain il professore
  great improvements dark chaser!!! in a few days, you came into the top of the third pursuing group!!! now try to reach the second pursuing group: they are around 1.23. BTW Caesar, you must do the same
• Akoss Poo
  CTG it's not so simple!
• Argammon
  getting hard :/
• Alain il professore
  this is beautiful
• DieselJoe
  Hey, if you guys improve a bit more, I'll get a leading time bonus!!!
• DieselJoe
  Sorry, no, time difference bonus of course! Already shocked you all, right?
• Shoegazing Leo
  Little improvemment... I don't see my teammates' replays, yet!
• CTG
  Hey Akoss, let's finish your pointless aggression! You'll loose this war, it's time to capitulate! I'll tell some reasons for the why...
• Akoss Poo
  And why, my dear exteammate....

Feb 20

• Akoss Poo
  The Kalpen Champion decided to retire today. Best regards for all, goodbye.
• Dark Chaser
  Thanks for support, great Alain. My teammates Leo and Guga and me will work hard to improve. Anything tells me that "The Guns Of Brixton" will be a great team at once in the next season.
• Dark Chaser
  Zak, by seeking info from your site, I?ve noticed that I lost the first stage of this season (C34 track). Even though, I?ve analyzed Leo Ramone?s replay (my teammate) and I got the following timing: 1:02:70. In spite of being a satisfactory timing, I couldn?t get a score. Thus, I beg my timing to be included in C34 standings, since it won?t damage or put scores down. I?d like you to consider my begging. Big hug, Dark Chaser, "the nutty boy"
• Mingva
  Dark Chaser: the rules are the same to everyone So, just forget zct34
• Shoegazing Leo
  Another improvemment...

Feb 21

• Dark Chaser
  Another little improvement...
• Shoegazing Leo
  Under x30x

Feb 22

• Dark Chaser
  Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt!!!!, talented Leo!!!
• Alain il professore
  come on, stop the masquerading leo! send your best time!!!
• Guga
  Yesterday I got my driving license!!! Now I can REALLY drive!
• Krys TOFF
  Yeah ! Auto gears replay slower than Leo ! Guns of Brixton are too fast for me !
• Dark Chaser
  Dear Krys Toff, I?d like to know your timing in POP Track (that one from Brazilian championship Stunt). You?ve told that your timing was lower (better)than mine. However, that site haven?t been updated for weeks. My timing is not 1:50.10 anymore. It?s 1:47.60 now. It doesn?t mean a duel between us. I only want to know how much I can improve pursuing you (laughs!!!!). Big hug, Dark Chaser "the nutty boy".
• Dark Chaser
  Guga, congratulations for your drive license!!! Take care, go slow, OK? I don't want the police running after you... since they are too slow for it!!!
• Stunts Oracle
  listfiller
• CTG
  Hey Dark Chaser, my first try was 1:45.xx on POP track...
• Alain il professore
  i would like to be able to send listfillers at 1.18 great time from the stunts oracle!!!
• Dark Chaser
  CTG: that's not fair!!! I have started to run on Stunts about two months ago... I'm still inexperienced... Besides, shortcuts are not allowed in Stunts Pop Championship. For example, I have never touched the grass a single time. However, I have a lot to improve.
• Dark Chaser
  The Guns of Brixton will have a new logo!!!

Feb 23

• Dark Chaser
  Huahua... another improvement...
• Dark Chaser
  And now, a "tooooooooooooooooo long time" until Stunts Oracle. I'll try...
• Shoegazing Leo
  under x29xx
• Dark Chaser
  Faster!!! Faster!!! Faster!!! Under 1:20.xx
• Krys TOFF
  Dark Chaser : my 1:48,xx time was refused, and so I didn't send my 1:46,xx. With shortcuts, my time was 1:18,xx and CTG's was 1:17,xx. CTG is always 1 second faster than me at pop track
• Argammon
  Dark Chaser you should really use manual transmission because you gain a lot of time because the automatic trans does not switch gears BEFORE jumps.With some practise and without new tricks you could probably be below 1.20 with manual trans already...
• CTG
  Yep, Argammon has right! I was unable to use manual trm for a long-long time and I produced only 8-10th places. Somewhere around ZCT24 I found that I can use it and now let's watch my improvement...
• Dark Chaser
  Krys, CTG and Argammon: thanks for support, guys. It's really very important I have tips as these. Krys, congratulations for your timing on ANXI Track (Stunts LOL Champ.). I'm third,with 0:59.95. Let's go race!!!!
• Dark Chaser
  Guys, I have just gotten 1:17.xx. I have found a great shortcut on the last amount of the track. I have run about eight seconds on the wrong way. I have already been training with manual transmission, but better than it, just shortcuts such as those I have found.
• Dark Chaser
  Let's check if I will be able to 'fight' CTG now...
• Alain il professore
  okay, lets all remind CTG level before he used manual transmission... a donkeY. Now using manual trans, he turned into a blood thirsty donkey.
• Argammon
  Are you sure you got no penalty time Dark Chaser No offense just wondering.....
• Zak McKracken
  Dark Chaser's time contains 36 secs penalty, which was added to the submitted time
• Dark Chaser
  So, Zak, what's my valid timing? 1:23.05?

Feb 24

• Shoegazing Leo
  Todo carnaval tem seu fim, ? o fim, ? o fim!!! Deixa eu brincar de ser feliz, deixa eu bricar com o meu nariz!!

Feb 25

• Krys TOFF
  Tudo bem Leo ! ;-D But what about your nose ? Was it just for the rhyme ?
• Stunts Oracle
  I was virgin until zct34
• Stunts Oracle
  I want to repeat this sensation on zct35 who will help me?
• Akoss Poo
  
• Akoss Poo
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Feb 26

• CTG
  Beware Akoss, I'm under 1:15... Now I can start learning for todays's laboratory practice and tests... :-S
• Dark Chaser
  Dear Zak, where is those new logo of my team, The Guns Of Brixton? (answer me after quiet days, OK?)
• Zak McKracken
  pls send again the logo I lost it somewhere! thx

Feb 27

• CTG
  
• DieselJoe
  Hrgmph! My last one, I guess...
• Zak McKracken
  Leading Time Bonus for Z35: Argammon +2, Mingva +1. Congratulations for everyone who took part in this awesome battle!
• Dark Chaser
  Congratulations to Akoss Poo and CGT (battle for 4th place), and to Mingva, 'Il Professore' and Argammon (great battle for victory!!!). Great competition!!!
• Dark Chaser
  I say 'CGT'. It's CTG.
• Zak McKracken
  you can find my long-planned surprise in the menu. Yes, the third item. I hope this brings some extra motivation.

Feb 28

• Mingva
  I LOVE IT !!! Now my the biggest goal for this season - to hear national anthem on ZakStunts! Thank you, Zak )
• Guga
  Cool!
• Dark Chaser
  Cool, Zak!!! Böff dampening: < 1dB

Feb 29

• Zak McKracken
  update and new track out this evening around 18-21, sorry ppl I wasnt at home!
• Akoss Poo
  Just did a lap w/o rh, under windows xp (LOL), auto trm., but I think these are visible from my time...
• satanziege
  First try, with only as much RH as needed to beat Akoss
• Zak McKracken
  my first try, far from my best
• CTG
  without sound...
• Mingva
  ok, I'm sending my first try too.
• CTG
  A little bit more then one hour left from Losonc race. Use your reserve power to improve and make the final battle more interesting!

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