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News posted in May 2005

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May 1

• Only Usrin has sent a quit time - and he earned nice points with it. ZCT50 winner was Alain with a high-class replay depsite the lack of competition - Orion team made a huge jump towards winning the title this year.
  Now enjoy ZCT51, and we wish to see more racers driving this time.
• Finally! ZCT49 AND ZCT50 statistics are now available on the webpage!
• Paleke
  First try, let's see how it goes...
• mingva
  I also decided to check this short track
• Zak McKracken
  First replay from my beautiful new room
• mingva
  I'm leader, I'm leader, yeaah )
• alain
  you know i have not a lot of joy in my life now... then winning a race in the best stunts championship ever is cool.
• SergioBaro
  Qu? r?cords que hay ya !!!
• alain
  this is a track, with a slow car. this is my first replay.
• Zak McKracken
  Let's have a clean, serious fight. No hiding. If you beat this I must work. Work a lot. Again. Top speed is 167mph.

May 2

• Paleke
  I shouldn't, I have a lot to study but... It's stronger than me!!!
• AbuRaf70
  Como hacen para ir tan r?pido con este auto...?
• Paleke
  Creo que son los atajos, Anelio...
• Paleke
  Creo que son los atajos, Anelio...
• Paleke
  I think this will be my last one for a while...
• AbuRaf70
  Bueno, mejor? un poco, pero falta mucho todav?a....
• CTG
  Perhaps it's a bit late now but I would like to say congratulations to the podiumers. Alain, you proved again why could you be the the king of 2003. Wonderful replay, I really admire it! Dark Chaser: you are an excellent student - I knew that you will fight for victory in the close future. Vamologocomisso: well-done, guy, Brasil has the new heroes after a long-long silence started by the retirement of Inavoeg and Fdrzieva!
• CTG
  Tested ZCT51 - conclusion was that it's a freetime killer track with a lot of RH (like it was on ZCT45 too). I like this track but I don't think I'll participate. My current best is 1:23.35.
• DarkChaser
  finally a pleasant track... that the battle for the victory starts... and CTG: grateful for the compliments... you know as to liven up somebody... ;o)
• DarkChaser
  great!!! my first victory in World Stunts Championship (managed by Paleke)... yeah!!! now I have two victories in international competitions... ;o)
• alain
  damned! i thought i was about to take leading points... and i see darkchaser time!!! what a surprise... you are fast, darkie

May 3

• AbuRaf70
  Saludos para Johnny-k...
• alain
  you made me sleep later!!! bye!

May 4

• Chulk
  My initial time and I'm already far behind!
• alain
  my initial time was 1.26.90 and i was far behind also!!! but i had the feeling somebody had to pay for that.
• alain
  audi... german cars...

May 5

• alain
  crazy how much time you can win just redriving the last curve
• Bonzai Joe
  Here is my first replay (no RH). Surely 1.30 should be possible, maybe I will try again later.

May 6

• alain
  my current best norh is 1.45
• StolenBike
  got place 12! )
• StolenBike
  got place 12! )
• CTG
  No-RH replay with good luck: 1:36.80 - I'll upload it to the forum. Zak! Can you add a no-RH subpage to ZSC which is out of race, only for pleasure?
• alain
  try to get in top ten stolen bike. you have got 25 days to do that. i hope you can be in top five next month! ctg: good idea... i just thought about that idea yesterday what do you think zak? why didnt we do it earlier
• alain
  germany is a great zone to recruit newbies!!! why? is it due to internet connection/inhabitants? or because the game was named stunts in germany? crashday is german. i dont know
• alain
  Crashday (PC CD-ROM) will be published by *** (the 2600 VCS brand... Moonbyte made a three years quest in search for a distributor...) in Germany and is going to be released in late 2005! But i think that I will still be playing 4D sports driving by 2025...
• alain
  best possible winning time: 1:03.XX
• Zak McKracken
  Well I have already mentioned this idea of noRH sub-competition - there wasn't enough interest, or either someone said we can't trust eachother. I'll work on a separate scoreboard, you'll be able to set a "NoRH" checkbox when sending the replay, and then it'll show up in the other scoreboard instead of the main. But no points given/seasons results for noRH. Is it good this way?
• alain
  YES! (until we trust each other )
• StolenBike
  not everyone can be such a "high-flyer" like you alain ;-)). but i'll do my best to get in top ten soon - i think i`ll make it till next week....
• StolenBike
  almost - but i am working on
• Argammon
  Listfiller for now.

May 7

• Paleke
  Zak: Would you add SergioBaro to Poder Sudaka? Thanks...
• Usrin
  B?FF!!!
• SergioBaro
  Mi 1? replay participando en el Team: Poder Sudaka de Paleke. ! Saludos !!! :-)

May 8

• Usrin
  Alain: beware, I'm coming up like groundwater. :-)
• Usrin
  Kimi R?ikk?nen is the second greatest king! (The first is B?la Ill?s.)
• CTG
  These 5 races in F1 got a strange purpose: to make the opponents sleep. Schumacher will win this season after an unforgetable winning streak in the season's second part...
• CTG
  Btw I see Usrin didn't forget how to drive the Audi...
• Usrin
  CTG: after 2 or 3 races your idea could have been true, but after 5 races... Ferrari's handicap is too big now, especially with the "new" pointsystem, where the winner gets only 2 pts more than the 2nd.
• alain
  great lap Senna!

May 9

• Yeeeah! Finally we are proud to announce the long awaited NoRH Competition! You can participate by simply setting the Competition field to "NoRH" when sending a replay. Rules page is to be updated in 10 minutes.
• Zak McKracken
  test test blah
• Zak McKracken
  test two test two
• Zak McKracken
  this is the first official NoRH competition replay on ZakStunts!
• CTG
  I love this idea
• Bonzai Joe
  Sounds great Skid! Three problems: 1. You are both number 1 2. My noRH time isn't on the scoreboard (but I think I know why) 3. With people like CTG, you can never know if they are really driving without RH But it is great all the same!
• Zak McKracken
  No, the problem is that I dont receive the replays
• CTG
  Coooooool...
• CTG
  BJ: :-S
• CTG
  BJ: :-S
• Zak McKracken
  guess everyrthing is fixed...
• alain
  oops rh driving reflexes: i saved a non finished replay at 1.31
• Argammon
  After all the suckage this year,finally a nice replay!

May 10

• Argammon
  Last corner turbo BOOST hehehe
• StolenBike
  1:14:75 :shock:
• Bonzai Joe
  It doesn?t mean I don?t still love you CTG. Sounds like a nice replay Argammon, I should check it out! I blabber like a woman today, sorry, I cannot help it...

May 11

• chulk
  Back on the game!!
• Freeza
  at least i'm not last
• Zak McKracken
  Very nice newbie time, Freeza!
• CTG
  Zak: there are two Chulk on the scoreboard. Can you fix it?
• CTG
  And in season's standings too...
• CTG
  Okay, I'm back!
• CTG
  First step: Chulk. Usrin, you will be the next!
• CTG
  Done... Alain, try to escape.. I'm coming!
• CTG
  Damn, I gotta go to work now. Alain, you are very lucky! Another thing. Arg: I could fix only the second problem we talked about. I hope you know what I'm talking about...
• CTG
  Ayrton.. dear Ayrton... tonight you will lose your second place...
• DieselJoe
  Great, great!
• CTG
  Good news for Stunts fanatics! UnskilledStunts got one more year from the addict manager - maybe it will change a lot. As it's only a plan please don't expect a sudden start. First possible date is 1st June.
• CTG
  Hahaha, I'm the spammer of the day. Only alcohol is missing...
• Usrin
  I've known what to think about your "retirement"... :-)
• DieselJoe
  Everybody knew
• CTG
  Audi called me back as I told you in the Forum. Z51-Countach combination could make me really retire, now I say I won't finish racing before the end of this season (unless a train drives through my body or if I catch Ebola or...)
• alain
  uh ow! this month competition has take off
• DarkChaser
  Go... Go, Darkie... Let's go tonight... Hehe

May 12

• CTG
  Come on Alain, you are only 5th...
• CTG
  Done...
• alain
  i hope i can be on the podium this month...
• Zak McKracken
  Chulk, please don't forget to use a capital C when logging in. Thanx.

May 13

• Chulk
  Yes, sorry about that Zak
• CTG
  Hot news: I just got an e-mail from GE. I'm in the second round of job interviews! Only one step left to the successful application!
• Paleke
  Happy birthday Freeza and take that AbuRaf!!!
• alain
  you should lie about your stunts driver background, they will think you are an underdog.
• Paleke
  That was for me? If so: Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

May 14

• alain
  1.02 was a stupid prediction. its impossible.
• alain
  1. paleke it was not a message for you but for CTG 2. when you will be driving faster than me, i will be talking to you but now, i consider you as an underdog, and so i dont see any interest in "speaking" with you
• CTG
  Chulk: maybe you forgot the rules of no-RH championship. Maybe you are a simple cheater. Maybe I'm drunk again...
• CTG
  GHOOST!!!! Böff dampening: < 1dB
• CTG
  CBA Orange Drink, 99 HUF/2 liter sucks! Soproni beer was a lot better - and don't forget Bivaly. Usrin! Akoss! Tell some nice words about Borsodi here!
• CTG
  FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I didn't want to send this one before the very last day...
• alain
  but you are one second behind me in rh racing i love that
• alain
  my 1:32 was unrepetable try. i hope i will be able to race madly again a norh lap. it needs so much time that i am starting to love it. perhaps i am a stunts retard afterall...
• Paleke
  Alain: Ok, sorry, and I'll keep THAT in mind...
• alain
  ok sorry paleke, i was kidding about the ugly part i dont mean that your results are so crap that you cant speak with me LOL btw long live WSC, the only real stunts indy car competition.
• alain
  a champion's replay, caught on cam
• alain
  to be or not to be? not to be!
• alain
  make me dream argammon, send your super BOOST replay
• Argammon
  Stupid 0.05 replays
• alain
  0.05 replays are small steps
• SergioBaro
  Saludos a AbuRaf y Paleke !

May 15

• Paleke
  Almost...
• Gutix
  gho... teamwork? help
• Argammon
  Nice Job Ayrton! I am impressed

May 16

• alain
  argammon as i love him: RIDICULOUS
• CTG
  Things what I suggest: Ayrton DQF (ghost), Gutix DQF (master of Ayrton) and Alain DQF (just to be happier
• CTG
  Come on Argammon, I hope you will win!
• alain
  its funny how much time you can save just redriving the last curve... mmmh did i already say that?

May 17

• CTG
  1:12... nice! But you must improve a lot, Ayrton, if you want to win this round!
• alain
  you should take part to no rh competition, bonzai joe and argammon... i want to see what you are worth against my time.
• CTG
  Bonzai Joe will kick our ass with 20 minutes racing, Argammon won't take part...
• CTG
  I saw him racing - I don't think any of us can beat his times if nobody is cheating.
• alain
  0.05 are small steps! (crazy how much time you can win just redriving the last curve :S)
• Argammon
  First try at NORH.Most laps fail at the part long high corner -> hill-> banked! To hard for norh IMO.The rest is ok,though loop-> slalom-> mud is also tricky
• Argammon
  NOOOO I am not really 27 seconds fast... :X here's the replay
• Krys TOFF
  Best lap (only 2nd one completed !) after minutes of pure racing (this means no RH).

May 18

• CTG
  Krys: the personnal message you mentioned in Damage Forum will be sent soon... :-S

May 19

• Krys TOFF
  CTG : 8-O :-S :'-(
• Krys TOFF
  Another no-RH time from me... Speed on banked corner is not optimum, I can do better.
• Krys TOFF
  1:38, then 1:34 and now 1:31. My no-RH skill is coming back ! :-D
• Krys TOFF
  I also send this no-RH time to RH official scoreboard. It's nice to see that I'll fight no-RH versus AbuRaf playing with RH. ;-)

May 20

• CTG
  Next week I'll kick some asses!

May 21

• alain
  damned! i am too old!!! i cant win more than 0.20 seconds in the beginning of my lap and i even lose time now... i hope i can be under 1.12 and on the podium this month, with ayrton and you know who.
• Usrin
  I`ve read in the forum that -=¢?!0=- has a birthday today. Happy birthday, -=¢?!0=-! Who the fuck are you

May 22

• CTG
  FUCK YOU ?JPEST! FUCK YOU CORNEXI! Darkest day of sport in Gy?r...

May 23

• Paleke
  Go AbuRaf go!! :?
• Dottore
  fantastic last part! i love this track again
• Dottore
  suffering a lot without rh - i admire you, guys, faster then my ultra lucky time! Argammon, CTG, Chulk, Alain - you are very fast!
• Dottore
  errrr, something stupidness from me, sorry. no-rh option on!
• Alan Rotoi
  Mira qu? grosso Ayrton! Aguante!!!
• Akoss Poo
  I want to see Alan Rotoi, Gutix, Ayrton, Chulk, Dark Chaser, Vamologocomisso racing together with 100% willpower, maximum replay handling! If I were a South American, also watching them while they are playing Stunts...
• CTG
  Don't forget AbuRaf from this row - his performance is smelly too...
• CTG
  Rotoi, Dark Chaser and maybe Gutix are real

May 24

• Alan Rotoi
  Fortunatelly we can't say the same about you
• Alan Rotoi
  I will win this track!! wajaja (?)
• Argammon
  Back from vacations!
• Dragonfly
  Hello! I'm here, yeah!
• Zak McKracken
  welcome Dragonfly, it's great to see someone racing finally from the USA!
• CTG
  Conspiracy theory: AbuRaf is Rotoi's father/grandfather/uncle, and Iv?n makes the replays for him
• mingva
  Last rpl this season. I thought ZakStunts was made to have fun, but one asshole is keen to throw all his shit on me. So, I decided not to stay in this insulting community. Anyway, good luck to others. Keep your fingers alive
• CTG
  Somebody is too sensitive...

May 25

• CTG
  Zak: server's clock is not very precise...
• alain
  how much desensitized are you? www.ogrish.com
• Zak McKracken
  we had a 90 min long blackout today - it kinda ruined the clock correcting....
• Zak McKracken
  finally some time to drive between exams
• Zak McKracken
  i love draws
• CTG
  Then try to make a draw with me, Zackary!
• AbuRaf70
  Surprised...!!! CTG in forecasts said that I was going to end 10? And now it ssays that runs by my... Hurt...
• CTG
  LOL! I'm just kidding again. Sorry! You are fast - but CHULK and AYRTON are ghost for sure
• alain
  about prediction game: i bet on no podium for me yesterday and i am fucked up you dont believe me? well... next time i will try to drive the same way than opponents earlier in the month

May 26

• alain
  i think ayrton will beat argammon. but i think i will beat ayrton.
• Argammon
  My goal was to reach 1.11 this track,and I am the first to do it due to Alain's typical replay hiding attitude.Late enough now.GN
• Argammon
  My goal was to reach 1.11 this track,and I am the first to do it due to Alain's typical replay hiding attitude.Late enough now.GN
• alain
  i reached 1:11 before you did and i will drive 1:02 as dued since the beginning of the month
• alain
  replay hiding? whats that? i'll have some sleep when your fingers will stop driving on z51
• alain
  SILENCED. I AM THE BEST.
• AbuRaf70
  And to think that CTG is made problems with my times...
• CTG
  Disgusting attack of ghosts... Alan/Gutix: please finish it! We all know Ayrton and Chulk aren't real!!!
• alain
  it will end when your ghosts will be fast and/or talented like ayrton and aburaf al replayaoui (good luck Senninha http://senna.globo.com/senninha/, i will be driving like hell to win this track)
• CTG
  LOOOOOOOL! MAybe Alain is the ghost owner!
• alain
  what mister only 1:14?
• CTG
  Now I say it's better to hide
• CTG
  COME ON ARGY, BEAT YOUR ENEMY AND THE GHOST!!!
• alain
  you can hide but you cant hide. death to cork. and fast senninha will cost me the leading points...
• CTG
  !hint your time is still worse then my hidden one. Maybe I'm the only racer under 1:10?!?
• CTG
  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come on Argy, I trust in your skills!
• CTG
  Alain= no skills + endless time to use RH + too big mouth + (possible owner of source codes and perfect replay editor). I hope Argammon will break your head on the meeting
• CTG
  Hahahahaha... I'm agressive!
• alain
  i think i have no skills also, thats why i am a perfectionnist lately. and more: my previous replays were driven choosing the wrong way! it was like riding a bike with the brakes on!
• alain
  i love that: leading time!!!
• alain
  strange i still lead with audi quattro, the second personal most hated car right after the lambo LM002... and i am not playing stunts!!! i am waiting for ayrton to beat my time... that is not professional. i should be more serious.

May 27

• Chulk
  CTG, if you think Rotoi is doing Aburaf replays is only because you once did it. Please, let everyone else have fun and remember: Not everyone is a cheater like you!
• CTG
  Chulk (aka Gutix? aka Alan?): you know almost nothing, as you are a newbie here. So please shut up and race!
• CTG
  Who told you I'm a cheater?
• CTG
  Because I'm not
• CTG
  Pfffff, finished insulting and ghost stories - a top dog asked me to give it up... Have I ever mentioned that I won't ever honor a so called boss?
• CTG
  because I won't
• CTG
  Zak, don't make me angry!!!
• Chicken in the oven
  What an oldie game!
• alain
  welcome chicken in the oven!!! oldie but goodie. come on CTG, send in a time or shut up once and for all. you can even cheat your replay... what? you cant beat me? ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (quoting dark vador in star wars III revenge of the sith)
• alain
  do like me play some more rpls!!! its not quite days yet.
• CTG
  I watched it: it's rather Revenge of Sith - I'm not a Star Wars fan...
• CTG
  Shit... damn
• CTG
  Wow, I just recognized: we have already 22 racers. One more left and ZakStunts can celebrate a new record!
• Akoss Poo
  I am only not returning now because of these too shameless South American ghosts entering the top positions... I am also supporting CTG: please finish this stupid game!
• CTG
  I finished insults - can you see it, Mr. Hyperboss
• CTG
  I made my sacrifices - now it's your turn!
• CTG
  Btw Chicken in the oven, LOOL! MAybe a late member of Headless Chicken team? Böff dampening: < 1dB
• alain
  if you have a friend, a girlfriend, a homosexual partner, a smart monkey, invite him to play this wunderbar game and even the ghosts are welcome!!! we can beat a record
• Akoss Poo
  faszom se fog ellened j?ccani te d?g
• Akoss Poo
  (re: 15:03)

May 29

• Krys TOFF
  Suprisingly, Vamologocomiso is not here to challenge his neighbour Dark Chaser. Else, we would have been 23 already.
• alain
  france one point. france un point.
• alain
  time hiders 12 points encul? tarrrassss!! 12 points
• alain
  i voted YES
• CTG
  Damn it, I really can't find a good last section... :-S
• alain
  i didnt see lots of tricks in the last track that was designed on a particular purpose, like z51... z16! but this time, i am became a better driver

May 30

• LTB bonuses for ZCT51 awarded:
  ayrton +2
  alain +1
• Krys TOFF
  Nice time from AbuRaf, really. And I voted "Yes" also Alain... But the "No" won.
• alain
  // watchnotice@zakstunts.cjb.net // auctions will soon end up on this item! *** Z51.TRK *** 1:11.25 $tunt$ dollar$
• alain
  *smack* cherry

May 31

• MeganiuM Team with Gutix made unbelievable results on ZCT51. They have rented the whole podium! Congratulations!
  ZCT51 was the biggest success in ZakStunts history, with 26 racers, who sent 151!!! replays, plus an additional 19 for the NoRH competition.
  Thank you all, very much! Enjoy the new track!
• Team change: CTG migrated left Damage Inc. and joined Cork's Crew. Changes in points are detailed under Team Championship chart.
• CTG
  23! Glad to see Lise broke the record for us!
• alain
  ten hours left and i will be riding my bike at least five hours, eating one hour, showering half an hour and doing the housework one hour... that means two hours and a half to drive a final replay... dont expect improvement from 1:11.25 i gave it all in this one. or perhaps i can win 0.50 in the last curve from this replay . be there at the live update gentlemen! live update!
• vamologocomisso
  very busy month. sorry Alain. sorry Mingva
• alain
  no problem my friend you already made my day: 1. the 24th replay of the month!!! its a record!!! 2. three points more for the team
• alain
  soon more racers in a month than in a year!!!
• satanziege
  4 minutes to go this is my first try, i won't make a second ... done in 4 minutes, 1 of which included searching my password for zaks page ;-)
• CTG
  Goodbye Damage, it was really good to work together. Now it was time to change - I did it. Gutix (#1, #2, #3 - I promise this is my last insult): congratulations! Akoss: you are right, maybe you know in what point of view...
• alain
  good luck ctg, but if you drive like this month you will hardly become a champion
• CTG
  Viva la Cork!
• alain
  i'm happy: my hard driving replay puts me only two seconds away from gutix's exceptional replay and not so far away from chulk wonderful lap. even ayrton is already better than me!!!

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