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News posted in November 2004

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Nov 1

• Zak McKracken
  No message was entered...

Nov 2

• Krys TOFF
  I fear Bush will be re-elected tonight... Why ? For 2 reasons : Kerry always has a tired face and Laura Bush is popular. I just can hope Americans are not as stupid as Bush is... :-/

Nov 3

• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  Ohio, Ohio, Ohio... Bush will win again by a flydick again... :-S
• CTG
  again twice... oh my God, Bush really won there...
• CTG
  Rozsny? tricks are updated in Tricks section!
• Bonzai Joe
  Americans... I dont think they know what they have done. Its a wonder to me that they can vote for that government, when its so obvious that they are being fooled.
• CTG
  suffering... :-S
• CTG
  little steps...
• Diego Maradona
  I want to join a team how do i do that
• Bonzai Joe
  I think the best idea is to enter the Forum, enter the subforum called "Team Zone", and write your request there... You can also see some threads about all the teams there. You can always form your own team if you like - just send the team name and logo to Zak McKracken. Good luck joining a team, and see you on the scoreboard!
• Bonzai Joe
  Keep suffering CTG
• DieselJoe
  Axis of evil strikes back!
• CTG
  OK, I`ll suffer to go under 1:14...

Nov 4

• CTG
  Hey Jacky, have a look at the rear view mirror - I`m there...
• CTG
  closer and closer...
• Bonzai Joe
  Dont even try to come closer... Corks special forces are ready to puncture your tyres if you try to overtake me
• CTG
  Don`t be afraid, I won`t overtake you by more then half a second...
• Akoss Poo
  And remember that Akoss Poo is almost always faster than CTG...
• CTG
  Almost... this is the key word
• Alain il professore
  Nostradamus foresights: trouble ahead! four more years!
• Akoss Poo
  B?FF!
• Bonzai Joe
  Alain!? Stop posting here and start racing instead... This is just your kind of track, Ultra-RH...
• Mingva
  wheee, Diego Maradona, El pibe de oro! Please, join to "Mimas Racing" as I am the second biggest football fan in Stunts community ))
• CTG
  OK, so Mingva created a ghost and invites him to Mimas. First race of him: shit, second: shit, third: top 5. Scandal, arguements and the ghost disappears...
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...
• Akoss Poo
  BJ can you feel me?
• Zak McKracken
  gay party on the podium
• CTG
  Are you jealous, Zak?

Nov 5

• DieselJoe
  ¡Feliz cumpleaños, Alan... errrr... Or?culo De los Trucos!
• Stunts Oracle
  "thank you Diesel" said my master Alan Rotoi (oh man I love him. He is handsome, strong and has the biggest INDY I every seen)
• Akoss Poo
  Happy birthday, Patricio!
• Gutix
  Feliz Cumplea?os capo!!!
• CTG
  Tanti auguri, Roteiro!
• Dark Chaser
  Feliz Anivers?rio, Alan!
• Krys TOFF
  Happy Birthday El Portador de Luz
• CTG
  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah finally...
• Bonzai Joe
  Happy birthday Alan Rotoi!
• Bonzai Joe
  Leo Ramone, phox, Cyberman, KHR, everyone else... join this great race Its too boring when only the first three places are being fought for. There are many points up for grabs! Start your engines...
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:13.55 on C44
• CTG
  +36.00 penalty time...
• Bonzai Joe
  Wow, I just saw Gutixs picture - he is really good looking. Gutix, you should join our gay party on the podium, we miss you there!
• Zak McKracken
  LTB Bonuses: Bonzai Joe +2, Stunts Oracle +1... final results tomorrow
• Stunts Oracle
  Thank you very much, friends ^_^

Nov 6

• Stunts Oracle
  errr... Zak, please delete Mr.Hiccup and Otaku from MeganiuM Team. They wont race. Thanks!!
• Gutix
  Ok guapo
• Akoss Poo
  gutix! send a better, otherwise i will kill you. beer drinking night tonight with a friend called Vodka... )
• Zak McKracken
  live update at chatroom now
• Akoss Poo
  B?FF!
• Krys TOFF
  Far from optimized replay...

Nov 7

• Krys TOFF
  Improved 1 second at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  It seems I already said that I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  Let me say again that I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  I think I will say that I improved 1 second again at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  Ooops, I did it again : I improved 1 more second at ZCT45...
• Krys TOFF
  You know what ? I improved 1 more second at ZCT45 !!! :p
• Krys TOFF
  Another 10 seconds improvement ;-)
• Krys TOFF
  Wow, just under 2 minutes, wonderful 0.1 second improvement !!!
• Krys TOFF
  Yeeepeeee, another 0.1 second improvement !!
• Krys TOFF
  I think you all know what happened... I improved 0.1 second again
• Krys TOFF
  0.1 second improvement again...
• Krys TOFF
  Impressive 0.2 second improvement this time, wow !
• Krys TOFF
  okay, here is the real replay, good night everyone
• Krys TOFF
  I am happy to see that I am almost 1 minute faster than Akoss Poo at Z45 for now :DDD
• Mingva
  Crazy Krys
• Mingva
  I don`t like this track. It needs tooo much RH to achieve competitive time.
• Bonzai Joe
  Then maybe it can show who is the best without Ultra-Replayhandling
• Mingva
  Going to watch football, the last match wich can decide Lithuanian champion.
• Mingva
  My last rpl for today Next time I`ll send under 1:40.
• Bonzai Joe
  No message was entered...
• Bonzai Joe
  You dont mean to say the Send Replay form does not know about penalty time, do you?
• Mingva
  BJ> And whats your time with penalty?
• Usrin
  I had to race under XP, but that doesn`t count. I`m the greatest king! :-)
• Usrin
  And I`ve made this time without replay handling... Next weekend (Win98, RH) I`ll improve a lot, I think.
• Usrin
  Oh, I forgot to mention something: I had to drive without sound!
• Stunts Oracle
  Usrin I guess your time is just a bug. I remember a replay about 0:09.85 sent by Argammon in zct15 that wasnt allowed. So dont be angry if the leading time you got isnt allowed
• Zak McKracken
  Dear Racers!
  Please stop sending replays with penalty, yes I know the system can`t see penalty time, just like rplinfo, and any other existing program except the original, one and only Stunts game.
  It`s really tiresome to correct these times manually, not speaking baout the fact that it can mess up leading time calculation.
  Thanks
  Zak
• CTG
  I`m too fanatic to leave out a race - here you are my crappy time!

Nov 8

• Akoss Poo
  b?fff.....
• Mingva
  Oh, I forgot to mention that my current time (1:45.95) was done under winXP plus w/o sound. But as I haven`t older and Stunts compatible system, probably I won`t be a winner ))))) P.S. It`a a sarcastic message to those who complaining about the racing hardware
• Bonzai Joe
  Sorry, I did not realise it could not see penalty time. Is the time calculated just from the filesize? Then I understand...
• Bonzai Joe
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• Akoss Poo
  Bonzai Joe is 10 seconds faster than Akoss Poo...
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...

Nov 9

• Akoss Poo
  SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY ALPENMILK!

Nov 10

• Akoss Poo
  CHILLI CHILLI CHILLI BEANS IN PINA!
• CTG
  I can`t stand this track... :-S
• CTG
  Bad replay?
• CTG
  Happy birthday Koenovi?!
• Stunts Oracle
  I couldnt do a lot of jumps :S I was at least one wheel on/over the grass all the time
• Krys TOFF
  Also, happy birthday Keonovic.
• CTG
  Damn this is really crap... :-S
• Bonzai Joe
  I am glad to see you are racing hard CTG I could use a big bowl of Zaks Chili Beans right now. Damn they tasted good...
• CTG
  Damn, I`ll have a test in 60 minutes - and I have extremely hard diarrhoea. Not my day...

Nov 11

• CTG
  Ouch still over 1:40... :-S
• Bonzai Joe
  No message was entered...
• Bonzai Joe
  Starting to like the track?
• Bonzai Joe
  Hmm, I should have given you three more hours of leading time :-/ Please beat me again
• CTG
  Oooooooooh fuck it Jacob, I have to drive the whole track again... Anyway I don`t need LTB, my overall 4th place is almost fixed.

Nov 12

• DieselJoe
  Happy birthday, Luke L?hrer!
• Bonzai Joe
  No, but Gutix needs less leading time... but now I have to drive it all over again too. And I dont feel like that. Time will tell if I will.
• Gutix
  I need all LTB...
• Akoss Poo
  B ??FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! We want IE compatible ZakStunts!
• Zak McKracken
  it is and will be compatible, dumbass :-S
• Bonzai Joe
  Dont start talking like Akoss
• Akoss Poo
  He didn`t start, dumbass is considered too light in my dictinoary, and B?FF! was also missing.
• Zak McKracken
  But when people start complaining and especially writing stupidities about a thing which they havent read correctly, or have no clue how it works, then it can make me quite mad. Sorry.

Nov 13

• Gutix
  No message was entered...
• Gutix
  my previous replay disappeared... ( )
• Akoss Poo
  It`s my sister`s namedaaaay!!!!! Happy nameday, Aliz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B ?FFFFFFF! I`m drunk! Daaaamn!

Nov 14

• Usrin
  Beware, Akoss! Opponent is Near! :-)
• Akoss Poo
  Aaaah Usrin is always close with the Audi... Or I`m just too slow with it... :-S
• Usrin
  B?FF!!!

Nov 15

• CTG
  My new result is: 1:37.10 on C45
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:36.65 on C45
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:36.15 on C45
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:35.95 on C45
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:35.85 on C45
• CTG
  My new result is: 1:35.00 on C45
• Gutix
  Oh no! ...Im scared...
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  No message was entered...
• Zak McKracken
  No message was entered...
• Bonzai Joe
  Always true to your words CTG Nice time... we have something to work on.
• Bonzai Joe
  Well, I guess we dont. But seeing an impossible time is always good motivation.

Nov 16

• Akoss Poo
  B?FF!

Nov 17

• Usrin
  I`m starting the day with a fantastic 0.35 second improvement!
• Usrin
  I sent the message with my replay, but I see 11 minutes difference between the time of my new result (00:01) and my message (00:12) :-)
• CTG
  :-S
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  Back to lead...
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  Sorry guys, former one was not the real time - I pressed Esc before the usual +1 second finished in the game... :-S But this is close to that!
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  Rozsnyo: 97 hours left...
• Usrin
  Roznava: 96 hours 16 minutes left...

Nov 18

• Stunts Oracle
  Stop testing the system sending fake replays
• CTG
  Hey Oracle bitch, are you jealous seeing our times? Try to beat them instead of posting here!
• Krys TOFF
  2nd real try, thanks teammates for some tricks. But this is still much too slow...

Nov 19

• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...

Nov 20

• Stunts Oracle
  No message was entered...
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  Damn it Poo and Gutix...
• Gutix
  previous rpl was incorrect...
• Akoss Poo
  B?FF!

Nov 21

• Gutix
  B?rp!
• Akoss Poo
  gutix please tell me what the hell do you want? you are surely champion, please finish bothering my leading time!
• CTG
  
• CTG
  LOL
• Akoss Poo
  Okay. Enough.
• CTG
  B?FF wazze!
• CTG
  Sorry for leaving out USC update - I have serious problems with computer and Namo Webeditor too... :-S
• Akoss Poo
  No message was entered...
• CTG
  kicsinyes faszkalap... :-S

Nov 22

• Stunts Oracle
  "please finish bothering my leading time!" Akoss!! how do you say that?? He wants to win it all, he raced and he deserves it. We all want to win everything everywhere.
• Akoss Poo
  win? what else? he is the champion this year! i understand that he wants to win the track, because he likes to race, likes to win, but if he is definite champion, why does he bother the other`s leading time heavily, who still has to fight for positions?
• CTG
  My new time is: 0:00.05 on C45

Nov 24

• CTG
  My new result is: 1:34.40 on C45

Nov 25

• CTG
  Play on Sopron!!!
• Blind Ryan
  MY FIRST RACE! It only took 3 tries to get it finished too. Not bad for me
• Akoss Poo
  Hi Blind Ryan! Welcome! Use replay handling! You will get better times!
• Mingva
  oh, american racer after such a long pause. Good luck, you`ll need it
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...

Nov 26

• Zak McKracken
  Since the mine.nu redirectign service is getting crappier and crappier (80% of site downtime is because of them) today I registered another address: http://stunts.sytes.net please test it, I hope its much more reliable.
• caesar
  hey all!!
• Usrin
  B?FF!!! :-)
• caesar
  No message was entered...
• Akoss Poo
  hey caesar! welcum back!
• caesar
  No message was entered...
• Mingva
  Zak, .mine.nu is working just fine. I never (in past few months) experienced problems with site except low connection speed because of your brother )) ---> P.S. Welcome back, ceasar. Where you been?
• CTG
  He was in your and Alain`s dirty dreams... Will caesar reproduce the carrier of Myron?
• caesar
  hey mingva !
• CTG
  Mingva logout, caesar login, caesar logout, Mingva login...
• caesar
  yeah i was in their team , but they kicked me !!
• CTG
  Really? Fatal skizo problems in Mimas Racing?

Nov 27

• CTG
  Fuck you Akoss... my time is still crap :-S
• CTG
  
• Akoss Poo
  Fuck off I said wait until 15 CET! I need 11 more hours!

Nov 28

• Akoss Poo
  B ?FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won the +2 points for the very first time!!!
• CTG
  Okay, going for +1 LTB

Nov 30

• CTG
  Silent days just before quiet days...
• Dark Chaser
  No message was entered...

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