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Apr 1

  • Cas
    I don't know... There's something I like about the NSX. I'm just starting to discover it. I'll try to get in the top-10 tonight, but I need a lot of practice.
  • Bonzai Joe
    I've been leading this race for 80 days now. Time flies...
  • gigi
    USC site content should be removed from the Stunts server. It doesn't really belong to stunts.hu anymore. And it's not really "up-to-date". Duplode: we need to talk about the closure possibilities. I'm tending to share the tasks between you and Akoss Poo (the two contenders of the title). Btw congrats to Bonzai Joe, nice comeback on Z164 so far. ZM: don't forget to block the spare login names of CTG. At least those admitted nicknames: Stunts Wiki: Ghosts. There are still a few characters left, resulting in a strong temptation to race. (Btw I have a 1:22.70 from the first few days, but had no mood for maxout.)
  • Zak McKracken
    how nice from you to drop by. I don't think it is my job to handle your temptation.
  • gigi
    I have to admit: you are right.

Apr 2

  • Shoegazing Leo
    The name gigi remembers me Gina Lollobrigida: article-2572285-1C025AE500000578-275_310x439.jpg
  • Duplode
    Someone has the top 10 in sight already :smiley:
  • Duplode
    CTG: Check your riverkiller inbox. (If that doesn't exist anymore, mail me, either at my regular address or at the Southern Cross one.)
  • gigi
    DUP: checked, thanks! I've just registered USCclosure account in the Forum to access the replays (waiting for approval, with any kind of limitation). As an alternative, unlocking only the USC forum access for my original account would be fine. ZM: if you do not agree with that way, sign it, please.
  • Akoss Poo
    Csá, CTG! Then I will handle your temptation: versenyezz, a k**** anyádat! :-) BÖFF!!! :-) Leo: Gigi is not Gina, but Agnes/Ines.
  • gigi
    Poo: the name refers to Gigi D'Agostino. :cheesy: And no, I won't race under this name.
  • Akoss Poo
    Pleeeeeeeeeease, CTG (limited access) to the Looping Warriors sub-forum, too... :-)
  • gigi
    I'm okay with the current access.
  • Akoss Poo
    I was sure about this kinda reaction from you. :-)
  • gigi
    So, it was useless to bring up... :cheesy:
  • gigi
    Btw thank you, ZM!
  • Mr. Stunt
    I hate people who insult me.
  • gigi
    Hmmm... Gigi is not a bad name at all. :grin: tumblr_m7ehzi9xI61r4tbvwo2_r1_250.gif
  • Mr. Stunt
    wtf, can someone update the main menu of zakstunts!! we're not in full house anymore!! Böff reduction: 87B
  • Akoss Poo
    Shut up all CTG clones!
  • afullo
    Gigi d'Agostino... I have a whole group of friends which I know from old lives dating back to 2010. Unfortunately he does not produce new tracks anymore, and he dedicate himself just to disco events. :wink: PS: http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_d%27Agostino#Pseudonimi Note the number of aliases, which gives similarity between Gigi and CTG... :cheesy:

Apr 4

  • Shoegazing Leo
    Zak, please put some information about ST LOL Classics on the stunt.hu
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Shitting more bricks to do under 1:48. Very hard to improve.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Racing to hurt my hand...
  • Cas
    It really is very, very hard! I figure that, after some time, I'll get better at it, but right now I've been hours trying to beat my last mark :S
  • Shoegazing Leo
    I raced a little bit hard because I saw you, Cas, and afullo with potential to beat my lap. Alan Rotoi, I know what he can do faster and will be near of podium.

Apr 5

  • gigi
    kidplay, really
  • Cas
    Ooof! This one was hard!

Apr 7

  • Shoegazing Leo
    Now, are Brazil and Argentina on neighbour positions on scoreboard.
  • gigi
    Mostar race is still open.
  • Cas
    It's true, Leo! Both down here and our friends near the podium!

Apr 8

Apr 9

  • Mr. Stunt
    Can someone else update the main menu?!?!?!?!?! It's only 2 days until You Cut is finished and why it's Joe Stallin saying about ZCT163 which was finished a month ago!!!!!!!! My god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 10

  • Whoopsie, sorry, I was busy tuning my Indy so I can someday beat Skid. Hence no news updates. ZCT164 went by like a summer storm. You still got time to join, pipsqueak!

  • dreadnaut
    The main news are updated when they are updated. Plenty of news on the rest of the internet, if you feel lonely.
  • Akoss Poo
    "The main news are updated when they are updated" What a phylosophic (and arrogant) sentence... Btw pálinka is pálinka and schnaps is schnaps!
  • gigi
    And bear is a toy.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    A romance is a romance and a move is a move (translating brazilian funk)
  • Akoss Poo
    Where there's tyranny, there is tyranny (translation of the beginning of a Hungarian poem)
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Verbal sex Is not my style Words are mistakes And the mistakes are yours I don't wanna to remember what i make mistake too One day I want Try to discover Why is stronger Who know to lie I don't want to remember what I lie too I know, I know Close your bedroom's door because if the telephone rings Can be somebody Who you want to talk Along hours and hours and hours The night is over Maybe we'll have To escape without you But not, don't go away now I want honour and promises Rememberance and history We are young birds So far away from the nest I know, I know (complete translate of a classical brazilian rock song):
  • gigi
    And Poo became a "puhapöcs" (=soft dick). This is the second time in the last few months with an literature quote from him. Bah... TALK ABOUT BEER, PUSSY AND FOOTBALL!!! :angry: :grin:

Apr 11

  • Shoegazing Leo
    16 racers: very good mark
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Very swollen finger. The bee died but fucked my finger.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    The goal, with this swollen finger, is be on the integer points zone
  • dreadnaut
    Argh, not enough time! :|

Apr 12

  • Well, apologies for the lack of news lately. Busy times. Anyhow, we have seen some turbulence, an unprecedented disqualification and some heated debates - but life and the race goes on.

    So did ZCT164, designed by Akoss Poo, a true Acura race - and one worth an analyis for sure! A tight finish at the top4! Akoss Poo claimed another victory, slowly establishing a strong claim for becoming a champion this year. Second was Bonzai Joe -yet another comeback from the golden era racer - with an effort a bit short to win the track. Not much behind finished fellow teammate Duplode, and the master of DOS games, Marco just skipped off the podium with a few milliseconds behind Duplode.

    And if we scroll the scoreboard a bit further down, there is still a lot to see... 16 racers, wow, wow! Excellent, guys, keep up the good work!

    On to ZCT165 - another guest track, this time from Shoegazing Leo, the manager of the recently revived (and very good) Stunts LOL Classics championship. The track was inspired by an unfortunate life event - a finger injured by the sting of a bee.

    Geez, I hope that is the biggest injury we will see o this track. I see quite some ice, drive careful. And also choose your car careflly, Leo messed up the coefficients quite a bit.

    Whatever happens, enjoy!

  • Shoegazing Leo
    This is the first time what I'm not drinking on deadline day. How much time to the hidden replays appears?
  • Shoegazing Leo
    I believe in hidden times of: Alan Rotoi, Cas, Usrin, Akoss, Zak, dreadnaut, AbuRaf70, afullo
  • Shoegazing Leo
    And Duplode too
  • Dreadnaut
    Not from me unfortunately. Came home too late to improve my lap, the deadline was at 11 for me.
  • afullo
    Had too many things to do in the latest days, to try doing better. Hope to have more time for the next race...
  • Bonzai Joe
    What about me? :-)
  • Akoss Poo
    BJ: you are second behind my 1:19.75.
  • Zak McKracken
    these are supposedly the final times.
  • gigi
    Ah, the Corks gave an easy chance to Mr. Poo. :cheesy:
  • Shoegazing Leo
    9th: my best final position at Zakstunts ever!!!
  • Zak McKracken
    track is up!
  • Zak McKracken
    newspost is up as well :smiley:
  • Duplode
    Congratulations Akoss; precise driving, well-earned victory.

Apr 13

  • gigi
    It looks like a Xylocaine / Speedgate track.
  • Usrin
    Congrats & BO:FF to Akoss! Happy birthday, Turkey!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Well done Akoss!
  • Akoss Poo
    Thanks all. (CTG: you gave me an easy chance by achieving your ban. Btw every track looks like a Speedgate track for you.)
  • gigi
    Poo: well, I guess my presence could have changed the activity of other racers (maybe not yours, 'cause you are not that affected by public lap times), but 1:19 is a good result in overall - I'm not sure whether I could do it faster or not. About Speedgate: it's always a secret weapon because of the incredible acceleration & good brakes. But now it really seems to be a reasonable choice (maybe Xylocaine is a bit better now with powergear ability). Btw BJ is the master of 'Gate.
  • Akoss Poo
    It is a good Indy track, it's a pity for the car bonus distribution...
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Akoss: is an Indy, but is not an Indy (another car was tested during the track design, not the Indy): Schrödinger's track. The bonus will make it suitable for two, three or more different cars.
  • afullo
    Uncertainity principle holds for sure in the quiet days, because you know your speed but not your place... :cheesy:
  • gigi
    Keep the Gate in first gear at the beginning you will be at 240 mph before the first corner.

Apr 14

  • Shoegazing Leo
    This is my "Winkelhock lapping Hamilton" moment.
  • gigi
    Be aware of the strange torque curve and the unusually high red line RPM of Speedgate.
  • gigi
    Btw the 'Tracks' section shows a wrong podium for ZCT163 and 164.
  • afullo
    gigi: also Unskilled has to undergo standings update. :smiley:
  • gigi
    AFU: sorry, I was away for a few days (no access to FTP, browsing the internet only from my phone), and after coming back, I couldn't enter the ATW server because of technical issues (last evening).
  • gigi
    Further comments... dreadnaut: the message limitation sounds fair enough, but with a weekly/monthly limit. PTB battles and competition management require more than 2-3 posts/day, but less than 20 posts/week.
  • gigi
    Chulk, Rotoi: why do you say "two week is not enough to change behaviour"? You know me well, so you should notice that I won't ever change - even if it's a 10 years long ban. Sure, I have bad periods, good periods - the only difference would be the DQF from ZakStunts, avoiding ghost activity. However, I respect your opinion.
  • gigi
    BJ: I could mention 10 post types from myself whih is more annoying than private life, ice hockey or weight. But okay, you don't like that. These categories can be ignored easily, as they have a separate topic.
  • gigi
    Conclusion: as for me, forum membership has nothing to do with the competition. Two different worlds...
  • gigi
    Today's spam is over.

Apr 15

  • gigi
    BJ: "If CTG is serious in saying he'll never change his behaviour, that's 2 votes for option 1. You get banned for something, you promise to do it again, you stay banned." Attitude can't change, you are who you are. Suppressing certain motives by will (or by outer limitations) is another thing.
  • Marco
    Ctg is a too important racer.Too many racers me included have earned a position in championship because of this disqualification.
  • gigi
    Marco: you did not win any positions so far with my DQF, as I wasn't disqualified from any races you took part in (my results from 2014 were deleted, but not from 2015). But if you think it's a theoretical "position earning" caused by my absence... well... I used to be only 4th-8th when my mood is down (and now it's DOWN), so don't be sure about it.
  • afullo
    Gigi, as my mother says, "a wolf cannot become a sheep".
  • Shoegazing Leo
    un lupo non diventerà mai una pecora
  • afullo
    Precisely, Leo.
  • gigi
    Kutyából nem lesz szalonna.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    My mother says "migliori sette buche nella testa di sette piatti minestra"
  • Shoegazing Leo
    My nonna said: "Brina su el pantan, piova inco o doman."
  • Shoegazing Leo
    and "Fumana bassa, la piova la passa".
  • Shoegazing Leo
    and more: "Fumana u el monte, piova tea fronte".

Apr 16

  • Alan Rotoi
    I guess this is the right car :cheesy:
  • Shoegazing Leo
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  • gigi
    Rotoi: "And about the forum his many ghosts with accounts here were a complement of the cheat creating a believable lie. That's why I think he should be banned here too." You must be really limited, if it was a believable action for you. :cheesy:
  • gigi
    As for me, DQF for all but the worst character would be an inconsistent choice. ZakStunts had/has a well-detailed written law which wasn't really applied for any cheats in the past - now you want to implement a non-existing rule, satisfying your hysterical self-righteousness. If you want to punish for the whole 2002-2015 period, I suggest to apply the WRITTEN RULES and remove all of my characters from all scoreboards. Else, these rules will be just empty words without real meaning.

Apr 17

  • Alan Rotoi
    Much better now :cheesy: I wonder if LM002 will be the next car or in two months.
  • Alan Rotoi
    Cas, no tenes pensado entrar en ningun equipo?
  • afullo
    gigi: could it make any sense to consider also StuntsLol for balance your worldranklist on a larger number of competitions?
  • gigi
    AFU: since USC has only 2 races left, my WRL won't be updated after the closure. However, feel free to create a new ranklist with a more realistic scoring.
  • afullo
    I would like to create one, but I don't know if I will have the time to do it. Stay tuned, anyway. :smiley:
  • Mr. Stunt
    just, shut up gigi (CTG clone)
  • gigi
    Clone? :cheesy: I use this account because the original one is blocked.
  • afullo
    Someone would say that CTG is speaking with himself by using two fakes... Someone, not me... :tongue:
  • Mr. Stunt
    Maybe i would just shut up and get a life. BTW hello gigi
  • gigi
    Let me guess: Vector is Rotoi's weak try. At least the level reminds me on him, as he's the only member in Stunts world with seriously limited intellectual abilities.
  • Cas
    Alan. Me gustaría entrar en alguno, pero como recién hice sólo una carrera, me pareció prudente ponerme un poco las pilas y mostrar lo que puedo hacer... a ver si así me quieren, ja, ja :cheesy:
  • Cas
    By the way, how do you get in a team?
  • afullo
    It is sufficient to ask the team leader I think; when I entered in Damage Inc., I asked SuperBrian...
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Cas can choose Slowdrive too.

Apr 18

  • Alan Rotoi
    LOL! I guess I overwrite my real lap with the LM002 joke :cheesy: It was the first lap and easy to improve but it was faster the current :grin:
  • Cas
    Well, Alan's team has other Argentineans... but it's the only team with four people. Is there a maximum?
  • Alan Rotoi
    Yes, that's why I didn't invite you but the others has slots.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    LM002 would competitive in this track If the track was full water covered.
  • Alan Rotoi
    I don't think so since LM002 has only 3% more of bonus than Lancia.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    This track became a battle between Indy and Gate.
  • gigi
    Car of the race is way too evident.
  • Cas
    Leo... can I join Slowdrive, then? :smiley:
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Yes. Are you in?

Apr 19

  • Alan Rotoi
    Now I know how Cupid feels :smiley:
  • Alan Rotoi
    But a racer cupid xD
  • Shoegazing Leo
    In the future Stressed and Cas-Stunts will be an integrated system :p
  • Cas
    Leo... sure, I'll join. But how do I do it? :cheesy: About Stressed and Cas-Stunts, of course every contribution to the Stunts community could be considered part of one big thing :smiley: Even though in structure, the programs can be very different. I use FreeBasic and zero libraries. I'm now making a major change in Cas-Stunts. It will take some time to post the next version.
  • Cas
    But yes, it would be nice if one day, every program contributed to the community could be downloaded all together in a bundle like "The Stunts Tool Set" or something like that. If anybody has plans for my editor, tell me. I will surely like your ideas :smiley:
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Cas és el nuevo corredor del Slowdrive (y yo solo uso el portuñol para imitar el Vanderley Luxemburgo)
  • Cas
    Gracias. Je, je... pero la tabla de posiciones muestra como que no tengo equipo. ¿Se actualizará después?
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Sí. Será actualizada.
  • Duplode
    Arguably I'm a bit late :roll eyes:
  • gigi
    Just as I told before: car of the race is way too evident... :cheesy:
  • gigi
    And it is still very-very far from the limit.
  • Alan Rotoi
    Just like you.
  • gigi
    This one should be in Stunts: 73-Lancia-Fulvia-135_DV-09_CI-02.jpg
  • gigi
    Rotoi: ZCT118 finished 1054 days ago. :grin:

Apr 20

  • gigi
    JTK: actually, you left Stunts world even before the darkest spamming era with finishing Kalpen's competition. Put your hand on your heart and tell, how many percent was my role in your retirement? I guess it won't be more than 10...
  • Zak McKracken
    gigi, one more reflection on forum posts and you are out from here as well.
  • gigi
    Reflection on SHOUTBOX message (is it allowed?): the weekend passed and decision/announcement is still unrevealed.

Apr 21

  • Duplode
  • gigi
    At least two teams know about this anomaly, so why shouldn't we make it public? The current leading time can be beaten even with an extremely crappy noRH drive, using the car's abnormal torque curve & maximal RPM. Speedgate is a Skoda-like freak... :roll eyes:
  • gigi
    And yes, digital speedometer was added (to demonstrate the bug & show the critical speed). Go, Cas / Leo / AbuRaf, it's your chance now!
  • Cas
    Wow! Looks like we will all have to update our RPLs! :tongue: It certainly is good that it be public. It's like PG... everybody ought to know about it to have a chance.
  • Marco
    steal to the faster to share to the slower ... Thanks Gigi Hood :smiley:

Apr 22

  • An unprecedented case happened: A racer was banned from the competition.

    Multiple champion CTG, despite his long-standing racing career and established position in our community has violated several competition rules, raced under multiple aliases, admittedly modified cars for his own benefit and has accused and abused others in the forum and other channels repeatedly.

    Despite our best intent to agree on mutual terms and let him continue to be part of our community, he seems unable and not wanting to change.

    Therefor, we have no other means but to announce the following:

    CTG is banned from participating in ZakStunts. His access to the Stunts Forum is limited to the very basics: The USC subforum and generic Stunts-related topics (Stunts-the game subforum). He is not allowed to start new topics even in these boards. This limited access will be also removed immediately upon the first abuse of any community member.

    Moreover, CTG's is disqualified from the 2014 championship retrospectively. His monthly results are not touched for the sake of archive consistency. So the 2014 seasons final results are as follows:

    • 1st: Akoss Poo, champion. Congratulations!
    • 2nd: Duplode
    • 3rd: dreadnaut
  • AbuRaf70
    Muy bueno el dato, Gigi... Muchas Gracias...!!!!
  • Akoss Poo
    Stupid car, stupid track... really...
  • gigi
    Poo: why? You are fond of Skoda Felicia & IMSA cars: this is a strange híbride of these two. :cheesy:
  • gigi
    40.92 is still weak. Even my 38.97 is a shitty one, see here: http://unskilledstunts.atw.hu/CTG165-1.RPL
  • Marco
    Who has voted for Ctg ban cannot use Ctg suggestion :smiley:))
  • gigi
    There's the point, Mr. Rivers. :cheesy:
  • gigi
    However, I have to vote on Poo's championship title in 2014. I've used digital speedometer since December 2013 for each cars. So, only my Melange and Corvette victories are "valid".
  • gigi
    I can't show up evidence as my racing Stunts folder was deleted last month. But believe me, I used digital speedometer. :cheesy:
  • gigi
    But... this is still a smaller cheat than advanced RH in 2002.
  • gigi
    Custom Stunts, as of 22th April 2015:
  • gigi
    Let's see if Zak deletes this leading time.
  • Akoss Poo
    Please, decide CTG's fate at last. I wonder whether I have to fight against this leading time or not.
  • gigi
    You don't have to. I used digital speedometer. :cheesy:
  • Akoss Poo
    Then why did you send your replay? Rather you should bid for your Looping Warriors team forum activity.
  • gigi
    it depends on the crowd
  • Akoss Poo
    Well, I have only one question now. Why is CTG multiple champion? He is now only the champion of the 2007 season.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    soundtrack:

Apr 23

  • Alan Rotoi
    Speaking about Season 2007, remember CTG cheated and raced under several aliases and this one of the reasons of the ban in season 2014. You are right Akoss, is season 2007 legitimate if CTG admitted he cheated with ghosts (Navras, Dottore, etc.,etc.)? The real winner would be Mark L. Rivers.
  • Zak McKracken
    He was a multiple champion before the decision and became a (disputed) single champion after.
  • Lee Care Gene
    MY FIRST REPLAY!! Böff reduction: 50B
  • Zak McKracken
    welcome!
  • Marco
    My friends I have seen some cars in the CTG videos that i have nevere seen ... like mustang if I'm not wrong. Is there somewhere a full package of all the known shared cars of the world?
  • Alan Rotoi
    Oh Malaysia! Welcome Lee Care Gene! ^_^ I have a couple of customers there. Which city are you from?

Apr 24

  • Lee Care Gene
    Penang (Just google it)
  • Alan Rotoi
    No need to google it. I know pretty well the zone between Malaysia and Papua since I was a kid. I created a football league with teams from Malaysia, Brunei Indonesia and East Timor (before its independence). Also I drew a big map and hung it in my bedroom :cheesy:
  • Lee Care Gene
    So where do you live in?
  • Alan Rotoi
    Buenos Aires, Argentina.
  • dreadnaut
    That's a weird bug :|
  • Alan Rotoi
    What?
  • Duplode
    Speedgate, I guess.
  • Shoegazing Leo
    Speedbugate

Apr 25

  • Lee Care Gene
    SECOND REPLAY!!!!!
  • dreadnaut
    Er... Lee, did you forget about 2 minutes of penalty time?
  • Geovani da Silva
    CTG says: actually, I have ~5(-7) account left in ZakStunts. And 4 in Stunts Forum. :cheesy:
  • Shoegazing Leo
    unnamed.jpg
  • Duplode
    I can identify the following CTGs on the login list: CONFIRMED: Chichen in the oven, Geovani da Silva (sic) (now blocked), Mark Nailwood (sic), Mr. Epic; LIKELY: Miro, Xianthi; PLAUSIBLE: Quanto
  • Duplode
    dreadnaut/Lee: 2:03 penalty >> 2:43.35, or 2:15.58 corrected. Lee: the system can't detect penalty time automatically, so you have to enter it manually when submitting your replays.

Apr 26

  • Lee Care Gene
    OK

Apr 27

  • Chicken in the oven
    Both Miro and Xianthi are confirmed (+Kalifa). Quanto is quite uncertain, I don't remember... :roll eyes:
  • dreadnaut
    FFS, even Miro? Didn't he race in USC as well, with newbie-level results? Why the effort?
  • Chicken in the oven
    to fill up number of racers

Apr 28

  • Alan Rotoi
    That's why you got mad when I managed 4dsl and had 57 racers in the first race. I'm not a magician and I'm not popular, it was just a good advertising campaign in several abandonware forums.
  • Marco
    Oppsss...it seems that someone is more dangerous when banned than when active :smiley:))
  • Zak McKracken
    you just can't get on with your life, can't you?
  • Zak McKracken
    the absolutely last time I drove this car. I never understood its popularity and despise it now even more.

Apr 29

  • Akoss Poo
    It's hard to understand, Zak, why you put this car into the competition. I was trying to avoid using it by sending the Indy replays, but unfortunately, this stupid car is too good for this track... Even Skoda is much much better.

Apr 30

  • Duplode
    I used to really like Speedgate back when it was first released. As the years have gone by, I grew less and less fond of it. I guess this truly is the last straw...
  • Shoegazing Leo
    When I gave a high bonus for this car, I don't konw this 1st gear bug. I just realized what is a IMSA like car, a faster version of Melange and a smoother version of Xylocaine.
  • Akoss Poo
    Well, I would quickly remove Speedgate and Xylocaine from the competition NOW, before any track finishes with winning replays from these two shitty cars.
  • Zak McKracken
    I think its too late for that but I am considering removing after this race - well, with the negative bonus earned it will not be used again this season, so we might as well wait until the end of the year.

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