News posted in March 2005

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Mar 1

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 4 YEAR OLD ZAKSTUNTS!
  • Krys TOFF
    Congrats to CTG for another Stunts victory, beating BJ and Alain when they tried their best.
  • CTG
    Just a correction: imaginery fastest time based on section times is not 1:03.95 but 1:22.40 on ZCT48 :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    slow cars forever :smiley:
  • CTG
    Damage site updated
  • CTG
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, you are too fast, Zak!
  • alain
    before i go biking (tapering week before the first competition) i must say to ctg that he beat me while i unzipped my pants... so congratulations, and i must also say to zak that his time is blowing my ass... big time!!! to bonzai joe now... you are still my worst enemy...
  • CTG
    Zak's time is a hard nut for me at the moment...
  • alain
    racers, switch ways: go left, you will win ten seconds.
  • Argammon
    :smiley:
  • alain
    you know me, i cant sleep once i was teased by a track

Mar 2

  • dinmor
    :-E bring it on, AbuRaf!
  • DarkChaser
    CTG: congrats for your great victory... :shocked:) Argammon: congrats for your wonderful track... :shocked:)
  • CTG
    Grrrrrr...
  • Zak McKracken
    i have team orders :smiley:
  • CTG
    Bazze!
  • Zak McKracken
    phew :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    i'Ll have the hour :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    just because you had this one :smiley:
  • CTG
    Just because you have beaten my hidden time by 0.05 secs... :smiley:
  • Argammon
    until it's zaks turn again :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    don't like to be too much behind :smiley: goodnight!

Mar 3

  • CTG
    I know you will beat it before this morning...
  • Zak McKracken
    i prefer a good sleep more than sending replays all night long :smiley:
  • CTG
    "Long sleep" says Zak, at 6.32 am... :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Pitbull racing :cheesy:
  • dinmor
    It is a great track...

Mar 4

  • CTG
    CTG alone against this evident conspiracy - still couldn't reproduce the magic bugjump... :-S
  • DieselJoe
    Driving with a headache from my cherry liqueur yesterday :-S
  • dinmor
    Cherry liqueur...LOL, been down that road.

Mar 5

  • DieselJoe
    Still my favourite! Tell me another liqueur, of which I can get a 0.75 l bottle for 2.89 ?! :grin:
  • Usrin
    Diesel Joe, I recommend p?linka! :-) About the prices ask Akoss, but I can guarantee that it's much cheaper, stronger and more delicious than your liqueur!
  • alain
    no bug jumps intended

Mar 7

  • CTG
    Just to take it back a bit...
  • CTG
    My current best...
  • Zak McKracken
    same here? :wink:
  • CTG
    Hey, hey, HEY! Why don't you let me the critical 48 hrs limit to get +1 LTB? :smiley:
  • Argammon
    Cork requested the 2nd spot to be reclaimed!
  • vamologocomisso
    Hi, this is my first replay in ZakStunts. First of many, I hope
  • DarkChaser
    Hohoho... Vamologo is back!!! Welcome to the war, my friend... ;O)

Mar 8

  • Alan Rotoi
    Very Welcome Vamologocomisso!! What a surprise see you here! ^_^
  • DieselJoe
    Improving...
  • DieselJoe
    Bah! Improved 9 seconds but didn't reach another position :tongue:

Mar 9

  • Krys TOFF
    I like Joe's bar. So I made a replay that is just between Diesel Joe and Bonzai Joe !
  • CTG
    Let's see who is still out of bed...
  • CTG
    Zak: I would like to ask you friendly to allow me leading as long as I reach the critical 48 hs. After that you can beat me by 10-15 or 20 seconds, I don't care. But I would like to to have at least the chance to fight for the bonus point...
  • Paleke
    jejeje... AbuRAf: you are next...
  • vamologocomisso
    Still training...
  • Argammon
    This replay is dedicated to Akoss Poo
  • CTG
    Argammon: if you are hunting for that bonus point then tell. If not, please don't disturb my actual leading time until I reach 48 hours. Thank you!
  • Argammon
    I don't need the bonus points for a rats a**.But I will take the lead whenever I see anyone BUT a cork member having it.No points to the enemies :smiley: :smiley:
  • CTG
    1, Only Zak is over 48 hours - +2 for him. 2, Zak gets +2, another racer +1. Why is version 2 worse for you? Just let me reach that critical limit...
  • CTG
    I ask only for 18 hours in the first position... Is it too big request?
  • CTG
    I ask only for 18 hours in the first position... Is it too big request?

Mar 10

  • CTG
    Zak, Argammon: please wait 17 hours with beating my time! I have a special offer for you... :smiley:
  • CTG
    Of course I mean 18 hours :smiley:
  • Argammon
    I just saw CTG is leading his own UNSKILLED competition again!-> I can lead my track.CTG if you want to have that point make sure you don't lead your own competition again! First serious replay!
  • CTG
    First of all fuck you Argammon! Secondly I can lead in my own competition because there's no LTB. Just follow the usual coreography of an USC race: CTG is leading in the first 25 days then I announce my official final time at least 24 hours before the deadline and let the others overtake me (just to remember again - there's no LTB...). So, your reasons are weak again. You are always clutching at every stupid and meanless straw to prove your nonsense views.
  • CTG
    And one more thing: all of us know that your so called "20 mins" replays were made after long-long hours suffering. :tongue:
  • CTG
    Ha-ha-ha... I'm in too insultive mood now. Perhaps I'll say sorry tomorrow, but not now :smiley:
  • Argammon
    You should think over that you are just yelling at me because I beat your time.If there is LTB at unskilled stunts is totally irrelevant to me.I can lead however long I am pleased to do and your insults won't stop me :smiley: BTW:I did not suffer at all,the 911 just ownz :smiley:
  • Argammon
    I am sending this replay as a response to your insults :smiley: Think over you childish actions.....They are going onto everyone's nerves. I can't believe you had to change to the stupid childish CTG just because of a someone else doing exactly what YOU,yes you do yourself.Anyways I will respond on the track in the future.A new replay for every damn f*cking insult!
  • vamologocomisso
    very few was improved in my lap. By the way, Ctg and Argammon, take it easy... this is just for fun, right ?! :wink: Im scared! :wink:
  • Paleke
    My best... I hope just for now Bonzai Joe: Be scared... be VERY scared!!! :tongue:
  • CTG
    Argammon: stupid conceited superior asshole... Heavy insult - I'm waiting for a greeeeeeeeeeeat improvement from you... :smiley:
  • CTG
    This is my new method to motivate you, don't you think so? :smiley:
  • CTG
    Just to clarify it again, heavy-thinking collegaue: there's no leading time bonus in USC. Being the leader is a minor role there, menas nothing. Totally different from ZakStunts! But you can beat my Zirc time too, if you want (and if you can :tongue: - telling is not enough, send it to the championship, Mr. Big Mouth). Wheeeeeeeeeeeee, this insult will force you under 1:15 on on the scoreboard... :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    I think your words speak for themselves.I't sad it turned out that way only because you did not get your beloved leading time point.Anyways,I am not going to race in a competition managed by someone being that insultive.
  • CTG
    I don't need any ultraconceited liar to my competition. Argammon is removed from my MSN contact list. I won't miss you... :tongue:
  • CTG
    You say: I won't start in USC because CTG is insultive. My view is that you don't race because you are too crap with IMSA and you are afraid of loosing against me, the guy from a poorer country, a guy with less skills in English and a guy with more self-critics then your oversized ego...
  • Argammon
    If someone has an oversized ego it's clearly you :smiley: I never said I am good with IMSA at all and if I had raced USC's imsa track it was pretty clear I would not win it,but get your facts straight...... I just think all this big insults will nether help you or me :smiley: All this poor country crap has nothing to do in a gaming community and I won't join into that crap,humans from any country are equal.If you had half as much self criticism as you are pretending I would be happy already.
  • Mingva
    :-)
  • Mingva
    The one with the most time gets +2 bonus points, the one with the second most time gets +1 bonus point each month but you must have at least 48 hours leading time :-)))
  • vamologocomisso
    A good rank, but some great drivers are not taking this track seriously yet... I know that soon I will drop to a proper position :sad:

Mar 11

  • alain
    i love zak 49. the track of the competition renascimento!!! vago is so good i cant believe my eyes!!! I am playing very seriously on this track, and argammon also. You cant drop too far away with 1.24 :wink:
  • alain
    i had head wind during all that lap. soon 1.19
  • alain
    with a bug jump and a super trick included. i have no luck at all... argammon is still far away
  • alain
    where is ctg now that the fight is serious? absent :smiley:

Mar 13

  • vamologocomisso
    DarkChaser, here I go! :wink:

Mar 14

  • Alan Rotoi
    Nice time Gutix. Congrats ^_^
  • vamologocomisso
    I think that Im almost in my limit... too bad, I couldnt reach my rival Darkchaser :sad: ...I?ll try to improve more, of course :wink:

Mar 15

  • CTG
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, ghost invasion... :-S
  • alain
    come on shut up Creator of The Ghosts
  • CTG
    Waiting for your replay, DC! :smiley:
  • CTG
    Vamoloyrton Rotoi :smiley:

Mar 16

  • SergioBaro
    Hello Zak! Mi nick is: SergioBaro I speak in Spanish, (translated with translator) is not if estoy making well the things since I registered me the other day and this is my first shipment of replay. Regards! SergioBaro
  • DarkChaser
    Fuck you, CTG!!! I don't know Ayrton, but Vamologo (Jo?o Gilberto Siqueira - MSN: vamologo@hotmail.com) is my friend, and lives in the same building than me... Jo?o was a regular racer in 4D Stunts 2004. If you don't believe in me, fuck you!!!
  • DarkChaser
    Fuck you, CTG!!! I don't know Ayrton, but Vamologo (Jo?o Gilberto Siqueira - MSN: vamologocomisso@hotmail.com) is my friend, and lives in the same building than me... Jo?o was a regular racer in 4D Stunts 2004. If you don't believe in me, fuck you!!!
  • Zak McKracken
    Welcome, SergioBaro, and all the other newbies, hope you'll have a nice time here!
  • CTG
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh, don't take it seriously, DC! I'm kidding with Alan... :smiley:
  • DarkChaser
    No, no, CTG!!! I am kidding with you, guy... You are my partner, "my team brother". I'm sorry fot the "fuck you". I want not to offend you. It was just a joke, a practical joke, I think. Sorry... ;o)
  • DarkChaser
    CTG: No, no, CTG!!! I am kidding with you, guy... You are my partner, "my team brother". I'm sorry fot the "fuck you". I want not to offend you. It was just a joke, a practical joke, I think. Sorry... ;o)
  • DarkChaser
    Oooooops, not "I'm sorry fot"... The correct is "I'm sorry for"... ;o)
  • vamologocomisso
    I remember the day I was born: The rain was terrible, all the lightning outside of the mansion scared me. The pins in my head hurts me. Suddenly, I heard a voice yelling : "Its alive, its alive". It was Dr. Alan "Frankstein" Rotoi, my creator.
  • vamologocomisso
    This replay is dedicated to my great buddy Ayrton. He and myself are good friends. We play soccer togheter (We are fans of Maradona and Tevez) and listen a lot of Tango. Alan Rotoi can prove everything, right master ? :cheesy:
  • alain
    Don't stop now vamologocomisso. Beat this CTG once and for all... come on!
  • CTG
    Damn...

Mar 17

Mar 18

  • SergioBaro
    Replay de SergioBaro

Mar 19

  • Paleke
    AbuRaf faster than me :huh?: I think there is something wrong about that... :tongue:
  • Gutix
    ...
  • Gutix
    ...

Mar 20

  • DieselJoe
    Happy birthday PFI-14! What would you think about sending a replay once? :grin:
  • Paleke
    I don't think he will (I've been trying to contact my team mates but without success yet), but happy birthday to you!
  • Akoss Poo
    B :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?:?FF!!! Böff reduction: 96B
  • Akoss Poo
    Oops, there was some problem with my b?ff... :sad:
  • Usrin
    Akoss, no problem, I`ll correct it! :smiley:
  • Usrin
    B?FF!
  • Usrin
    B??FFF!!!
  • Usrin
    B :huh?:?FFFF!!!
  • Usrin
    B :huh?:???FFFFFF!!!!!
  • Paleke
    STOP IT!! I CAN'T HANDLE SO MANY B?FF TOGETHER!!! =P

Mar 21

  • CTG
    Still can't improve more...
  • Dottore
    DOC-omotive power :smiley:
  • CTG
    USC site reached 4000 visitors since June 2003 by Krys Toff (and 5000 including reloads - Gutix was it).

Mar 23

  • CTG
    Here I am :smiley:
  • CTG
    Back to leading :wink:
  • vamologocomisso
    Well, Alain accept me in his team, so now Im an Orion :wink: He helped me to achieve my new time.
  • Zak McKracken
    Ok you were added to the team Orion!
  • Mingva
    wheee, Orion team has a new member :smiley:)

Mar 24

  • DarkChaser
    Wow... Thanks, CTG... that trick is very, very crazy... but... I like it!!! And just a thing: who is the leader now :huh?: Hohohohohohoho... Don't worry... I am very happy with my first time leading... ;o)
  • Zak McKracken
    who said I have nothing more in my pocket? :cheesy: (ok i had to put it there first :smiley:)
  • alain
    wow!!! the last week will be mad! welcome vagologocomisso ouf i said it.
  • DieselJoe
    Hey! My ZakStunts bookmark has suddenly got an icon! :cheesy:
  • DieselJoe
    And now to something completely different... :wink:
  • Zak McKracken
    A man with a casette player up his nose :smiley:
  • CTG
    Damn it again... :smiley:
  • alain
    yo busco atajos y encuentro atascos... translation: i am in da shit.
  • CTG
    Fight! :smiley:
  • Anonymous
    three people at 1.22 :smiley: i send it just for that :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    well, yes, thats a bug I've always known about but I'll never be able to correct :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    hey, start driving :wink:
  • alain
    damn, and i erased a super replay which was around 1.10 ....
  • alain
    diesel joe 1.23!!!! incredible

Mar 25

  • Krys TOFF
    Oh, damn, this one is not sufficient to reach a decent position in scoreboard. Oh gosh, oh golly oh wow : such fast times this month !!!
  • Krys TOFF
    Zak : don't worry : you'll get LTB this month. So now, don't forget to send a little replay for IMSA Cup... And that reminder is true for Alan Rotoi, Dark Chaser and Gutix too. :grin:
  • SergioBaro
    No puedo mejorar m?s que esto...
  • Paleke
    Damn it, Krys!!! I was expecting to get 12th position with his time! (just kidding) Zak: PFI-14 won't be racing this year, could you please erase him of Poder Sudaka? (also if you want to take him out of the list of racers I don't think there will be any problem)
  • Paleke
    uups... I meant "with THIS time".
  • vamologocomisso
    It seems that cork crew allways have a replay reserved to take back the leading when someone steal from then :tongue: ...Im very happy with this tournament (its my first month here). Very talent pilots. Meganium Aces : When you will send your real times ? Im curious (many drivers told me that Gutix is probably the number one in the world). Well, I dont like CTG, and I dont known why I said that :cheesy:, maybe because Im a little drunk ^^ ...just kidding, CTG :wink:)
  • vamologocomisso
    Alain sure knows how to discovery a shortcut, thanks chief :tongue:
  • CTG
    I can smell conspiracy everywhere. And Vamolo: I also hate you, dc's damage trick user... (kidding :tongue:).
  • CTG
    4 days and 14 hours are left from UnskilledStunts Championship's last race. Start your engine, guys! Akoss, Alan, Alain, Argammon, Bonzai, Zak - you are still missing from this historical scoreboard. Ayrton, Vamologo and anybody else - you can still join and kick our as in this four days...
  • alain
    why are you all hiding your best time? LOL 1.13 finger in the nose
  • Zak McKracken
    well, that needs some work :smiley:
  • alain
    yes of course, its hard to get there. but its like in bicycle races... dont show them how hard it was to get there.
  • alain
    yes of course, its hard to get there. but its like in bicycle races... dont show them how hard it was to get there.
  • CTG
    Now you can see my predictions were realistic... :-S
  • alain
    i said it: i erased a 1.10 replay. now i replayed it :wink:
  • alain
    i like to know that i am ten seconds faster than argammon... it makes me wet my pants of joy.

Mar 26

  • CTG
    Shittx, Shittyyyyyyyyy, Shitty Alpenmilch! Chillicsilki. csillibenszinpina! B?FF!!!
  • CTG
    Akoss you mised a fukingood drunk party onb msn.... :cheesy: :tongue:
  • Dottore
    thank you, my mentor! nice end of my poor zsc carierr!
  • Dottore
    student is closing to master! are you afraid? :smiley:
  • alain
    Many opponents do ignore how to develop their skills on a track during one month... or they start playing early, with no goal, finding defeat because they give up. or they start playing late, with no experience of the track. A serious contender will rather play at the very beginning of the month, trying to follow the rythm of the leaders, and play constantly during all the month, cumulating experience on the track until the very last 48hours of competition, which are the most important... in those 48hours, its time to checkpoint the track and to produce the perfect lap we, "the best racers of the world", longed for during 30 days.
  • CTG
    It's only your tactics, cheesefeeder! Btw nice time, Doc!
  • alain
    listening to "out run - magical sound shower" :smiley:
  • DieselJoe
    Listening to the sound of my Jaguar XRJ9 on the final IMSA racing day! :smiley:
  • alain
    and i am not sure to end on the podium yet.

Mar 27

  • alain
    and you havent seen vagologocomisso's time yet
  • alain
    who bet about a 1.07 winning time?

Mar 28

  • SergioBaro
    Rayos ! Esto es cada vez m?s dif?cil... Apenas pude mejorar unas cent?simas... Saludos !
  • vamologocomisso
    Nothing like a professor in your team, right ? :wink:
  • alain
    Orion will be back...
  • Paleke
    Sh*t! I accidentally erased Stunts folder on my computer. Is there any chance that I get my last replay back?
  • alain
    yes. use http://www.familoo.com/familoo/RepFiles/7966277758/Drive_Rescue_1.9.zip
  • Paleke
    I have already used a program like that, but thanks anyway. My question was mainly for Zak, I was wondering if he could mail it to me...
  • alain
    lol :smiley: i didnt get it

Mar 29

  • Paleke
    Don't worry, I didn't get it either
  • Paleke
    =P
  • Zak McKracken
    Paleke: sending back your last replay sent.
  • alain
    uh ow! come on vamologocomisso, let's play more! our pants are down and megonion is coming for us!!!
  • CTG
    Damn #3
  • CTG
    I'm back... :smiley:
  • alain
    i am first
  • alain
    no ctg we are not leading together, i am the best
  • CTG
    Naaaaaaaaaaaaah... :smiley:
  • alain
    this is my current best
  • alain
    this is really my current best
  • CTG
    And here is my final replay...
  • Bonzai Joe
    Translation: 'this is definitely not my final replay...'
  • alain
    aaaAAAOUCH!!! A ghost!!! what a fear :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Of course you are right, Jacky. :smiley: Will you enter this battle?
  • CTG
    USC update will late a bit, only one thing is sure: I stayed at 57.70, don't be afraid, Gutix!

Mar 30

  • Paleke
    THANKS ZAK!!! (better late than never)
  • alain
    okay after CTG, gutix, Dark chaser... whose SUPER DUPER replay can we expect to be displayed on the final ranking?
  • CTG
    Welcome here, von Spek! Nice time from a newbie!
  • alain
    nice comment for the farewell of a time hider
  • alain
    this is not my final replay
  • CTG
    Fuck you then!!!

Mar 31

  • 50 tracks... insane. well congrats for the winners and the incredible tricks on ZCT49. New track is out... Sweet Pain... oooh hit me Helen one more time!
  • CTG
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  • alain
    stunts gods shall hail to the braves who go out undeterred to meet what is to come for them: the deepest fear, tears and a well known painful defeat. AND SUPER DUPER REPLAYS ARE STILL TO HAPPEN!!!
  • vamologocomisso
    I was hoping to improve more :sad:
  • Argammon
    Guess I began driving to late!Gotta go now so.... congratz to the winner and everyone on the podium.
  • Krys TOFF
    Just one question : is deadline 21H00 GMT+1 or GMT+2 as hours have changed in Europe last week-end ?
  • Krys TOFF
    Impressive new ZakStunts victory from CTG ! Congrats !
  • alain
    orion is back in force... lets be the best team again... !!! fourth and fifth!!! with such hard replays!!! this is crazy good!!! i like it!!!
  • alain
    CTG drove EXACTLY like i did... he only drove like me after i drove like this first. CTG is not better than orion on this track. he just tried hard to follow our hell pace.
  • alain
    if i hide my time, CTG never won
  • Krys TOFF
    Why am I often leader when LTB does not count and then not leader anymore when LTB count ? :-)
  • CTG
    Suggestion to some top drivers: let the less successful but talented racers lead a bit - show your best without RH in the first week! I'll do it too!
  • CTG
    Okay, it was a bad idea. But don't race so hard in the first part - let's motivate the newbies!

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