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Dec 1

  • You may register now for the 2006 season! About team applications/changes notify me.
  • alain
    i'll need more replay handling time..
  • CTG
    CTG switched off his insults for a month. Yes, a full month. Racing is in focus. I hope the same from Alain.
  • mislav
    Then officially now, Chulk, congratulations!:)The 13th winner of ZakStunts history!
  • AbuRaf70
    Congratulations, Chulk....!!!
  • ayrton
    Antes que nada Felicitaciones s Chulk, merecido ganador !! y una pregunta para Zak; hace 4 dias que no puedo mandar replays, cuando lo intento me aparce; Mail could not be sent. Sorry! Contact Administrator!
  • alain
    ayrton is saying he had a problem while sending his replays lately
  • alain
    who were the 13 winners of zakstunts mislav? thanks
  • Cas
    I can't find the links to the external editor and the stunts-2 projects that I saw here somewhere the other day! :sad: Where are they?
  • Krys TOFF
    Congrats to Chulk !
  • Zak McKracken
    The 13 winners:
    Fdzierva, Roy Wiegerinck, Bismarck (2001)
    , Argammon, Bonzai Joe, Alan Rotoi, Mingva (2002)
    , Alain (2003)
    , Gutix, CTG (2004)
    , Ayrton, Akoss Poo, Chulk
  • CTG
    +Usrin (2002, Plus 3)
  • mislav
    Exactly :smiley: Who will be number 14?
  • mislav
    About C57: To see the perfection of power gear handling,watch replay 001, 002. To see the beaty of individual creativity (sounds like shit :wink:,(which costs time) watch replay 010 :wink:
  • Zak McKracken
    Mislav, we did see replay no.010, and we were amazed. :cheesy:
    I bet you'll have a hard time selecting which team invitation offer to accept in 2006 :wink:
  • alain
    huaaaa lord duke bismark himself was one of the stunts stars!!!
  • mislav
    Thanks but let's not overact :smiley: I wished I'd have time for C58...
  • CTG
    DC doesn't respect our fight. :smiley:
  • Alan Rotoi
    Vaaaamossss carajo!!!!!!! Aguante Chulk!!!!! Sos groso!!
  • CTG
    Chulk is the new generation. Future champion of 2006.
  • Chulk
    first replay

Dec 2

  • CTG
    Sunday, 1:40.00
  • alain
    Today, 1:30.00
  • CTG
    Yesterday, 1:10.00
  • alain
    thanks to mingva, i could be on ctg's back! hail ming hail! (quoting flash gordon comics)
  • alain
    AND PERMANENT competition? wake up racers.

Dec 3

  • mislav
    I can't sleep, came from a party...answer: Stunts :smiley:
  • mislav
    Do you sleep Alain, CTG? :smiley: Don't take it to hard this month..it's just....THE GREATEST DUEL OF THE YEAR!! :smiley:
  • CTG
    I played 4D Boxing tonight. :cheesy:
  • Zak McKracken
    I can beat anyone in 4D boxing :smiley:
  • mislav
    And I am unbeatable in MicroMachines (1989)! Can you hear me Luka, haha :smiley: Retro games are "in"!
  • alain
    i am beatable at Stunts
  • alain
    and they never finished 4d sports fucking because the women disappeared when you penetrated them, like the hills in Stunts.
  • alain
    come on CTG you make me laugh. 43 hours and counting...

Dec 5

  • CTG
    2 LTB pts won't save you from my giant victory and Cork's Crew 2nd and 3rd place.
  • CTG
    Tokaj's bloody end: Usrin sent the winning replay only 30 minutes before the deadline! Congratulations! New track is coming soon (maybe tonight)!
  • CTG
    kitt.gif</img> In UnskilledStunts
  • CTG
  • CTG
    damnit :cheesy:
  • CTG
    CTG
    finished spamming :cheesy:
  • CTG
    spam #1 to clean this messageboard
  • CTG
    spam #2
  • CTG
    spam #3
  • CTG
    spam #4
  • CTG
    spam #5
  • CTG
    finally ban me for a day
  • Chulk
    Thank's everyone!!!
  • vamologocomisso
    Long time without a visit, shame on me :sad: Congrats Chulk, a nice surprise :smiley: Alain, before you kick my ass out of the team, let me race this month, ok ? :wink: This will be a very light month for me...finally. Thanks Mingva for the support.
  • alain
    vamologocomisso! I WANT RESULTS!!! I see you can beat ANYONE... prove it

Dec 6

  • alain
    [img]2.jpg[/img] your chocolate medal is coming, CTG!!!
  • DarkChaser
    "Quem sou eu Maradona, quem ? voc?? Voc? quer ser eu, eu quero ser voc?..." (Pel?, the best soccer player in all time) Huahuahuahuahuahua
  • DieselJoe
    Yeah, kick their asses, DC! :cheesy:
  • alain
    you are late CTG... very late. it's over. I won!

Dec 7

  • CTG
    happy birthday, frenchman!
  • DieselJoe
    Happy singul... errr, birthday! :smiley:
  • vamologocomisso
    Feliz Anivers?rio Alain!!! XD
  • alain
    30 years. thank you :smiley: I received a new and working spectrum +2 for my birthday... with 7 games. spekie.jpg
  • Bonzai Joe
    Happy birthday To Alain!
  • Alan Rotoi
    Happy Birthday Alain petitmaitre!

Dec 9

  • alain
    congratulations to darkie!
  • CTG
    I won't fight with you unless you send in AT LEAST 1:33.00 before tomorrow midnight.
  • DarkChaser
    Happy Birthday, 'Master Alain Prost'... ('God Ayrton Senna'... Ops!!! Dark Chaser) :oP
  • Chulk
    How did you do it that fast :huh?:
  • CTG
    Chulk: easily.
  • alain
    shut up Chie Tta Gong
  • Anonymous
    and change your winning time prediction that is already out of date... like my speccie.
  • Anonymous
    and change your winning time prediction that is already out of date... like my speccie.
  • CTG
    Finally! This is a good base to fight, Mr. Per
  • alain
    spit your repl(a)y mister fart-gas
  • CTG
    if a chicken in the oven has a birthday, it must be already active C or rotten animal. :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Dec 10

  • Zak McKracken
    Harder better faster stronger :cheesy:

Dec 11

  • alain
    go to the track and race!
  • Alan Rotoi
    Good song of Daft Punk, Zak :wink:
  • alain
    technologic replay.
  • alain
    you are DEAD ctg
  • alain
    brasil is the team to beat again, but france has to beat germany in a world cup event, and all the world can see we are better than them... you like apples? how ya like them apples?
  • CTG
    my tactics is working
  • alain
    tic tac time is the tactic

Dec 12

  • CTG
    please cross 1:30
  • Krys TOFF
    I missed Alain's birthday last week. So, (very) late happy birthday Alain. ;-D

Dec 13

  • Navras
    My Stunts computer broke down, I couldn't finish any replays for ZSC and USC. :-S

Dec 15

  • !!!! Important change !!!
    Deadline for ZCT58 is changed to 29th of December, 21:00 CET. That leaves you time to play after christmas, and time for me to update to the 2006 system before New Year's Eve.

Dec 17

  • CTG
    Happy Birthday, Zaki! :smiley:
  • Alan Rotoi
    Feliz cumplea?os capo!
  • DieselJoe
    Boldog szuletesnapot Mr. McKracken! :cheesy:
    B?FF!
  • alain
    BREAKING NEWS zak has a birthday today, happy birthday zak

Dec 18

  • AbuRaf70
    ak...!!!
  • AbuRaf70
    Feliz Cumplea?os, Zak...!!!
  • Zak McKracken
    Thank you all :smiley: PLease give me a nice present and start racing this month :smiley:
  • CTG
    Alain killed the race with his 1:30.
  • alain
    I am THE killer.

Dec 20

  • Paleke
    A little late... Happy birthday Zak!

Dec 21

  • AbuRaf70
    Happy Birthday, Dragonfly and lucas...!!!
  • Renato Biker
    I'll to make better...
  • CTG
    Congratulations to Alain, he got the silver.
  • CTG
    Yeah I forgot, I go home and come back only after the deadline.
  • CTG
    Merry Chrismas to all of you!
  • CTG
    Huahuahua, 70 steps left :cheesy:
  • alain
    "don't ever trust CTG" french statement.
  • Paleke
    A little improvement...

Dec 22

  • Renato Biker
    I'm to make better. This is my fisrt race...
  • Bonzai Joe
    Eat this, Leo Ramone!
  • CTG
    finish this kidplay and take it seriously, BJ!
  • Renato Biker
    I'll be back!
  • CTG
    Car of the month is not Indy! :smiley:

Dec 23

  • Renato Biker
    ...
  • CTG
    1, ghost of you know who (!hint ..a. R..o.) 2, Inavoeg/Fdrzieva/Vamologocomisso under a new name Totally newbies can't do such a good replay without help. Zak is naive, I'm not. Tell us the truth, Biker!
  • CTG
    South American IP addresses are quite messy
  • Renato Biker
    1 second here, 1 second over yonder. finish objective: 1:29
  • CTG
    Go to hell, fuckin' ghost! Maybe Alain is the owner :huh?:
  • Renato Biker
    I'm not a not beginner. I have years of experience, but never entered in competitions. If you still doubt talk to DarkCheaser, he is my acquaintance... and thanks for the nice reception, CTG.
  • Renato Biker
    My adresses are quite messy? All right, CTG, congratulations... I have the simple motive: I don't speak english. I need consult the dictionary for the majority words. Sorry
  • DieselJoe
    I'd like to welcome you to this great competition, Renato! :smiley:
    Try not to mind these ghost assumptions! :wink:
  • Zak McKracken
    Welcome Renato! Don't ever mind CTG, his is just stupid and envious because it took him years to reach your current level :smiley:
    I hope you'll stay for a long time and enjoy racing!
  • alain
    renato are you a biker? do you like riding a bike? do you like stunts? do you like orion? will you join us :huh?:
  • Renato Biker
    thanks, DJ and Zak. Yes, Alain, I'm a biker and like stunts. I did talked about Orion with DarkCheaser. I'd like to be a member of the orion team.. Is there a space for me? Look my new time...

Dec 24

  • Renato Biker
    very good lap!
  • Renato Biker
    Wowww, second place in the first race... I'm very surprised!!!
  • alain
    it's very simple. send a mail to me and to mingva and to vamologocomisson
  • alain
    if we all agree, you join orion tomorrow...
  • alain
    and you get my z58 replays :wink:
  • AbuRaf70
    Happy Birthday, Diesel Joe...!!!
  • Chulk
    Happy birthday DJ. And Merry XMas to everyone!!!!

Dec 25

  • vamologocomisso
    Merry Christmas to everybody, except CTG XD. Renato, muito bom come?o, parab?ns!
  • DieselJoe
    Thanks for the numerous congratulations! :cheesy:
  • alain
    Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with... Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight Merry christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with you Where is santa at his sleigh? tell me why is it always this way? Where is rudolph? where is blitzen, baby? merry christmas, merry merry merry christmas (the Ramones)

Dec 26

  • Renato Biker
    why the replays of permanent tracks are not correct send equal month track?
  • alain
    explanation: would you show your current month replay to everyone before the end of the month? No, and you don't want to show your permanent track replay to everyone PERMANENTLY.
  • Renato Biker
    but why my score don't appear on scorebook of permanent tracks?
  • Renato Biker
    and answer of my entrance in orion team, accepted me?
  • DieselJoe
    For the permanent tracks you have to wait until Zak puts your time on the board manually. It might take some days, but as permanent competition is permanent, it doesn't really matter, does it? :wink:

Dec 27

  • alain
    i agreed, mingva agreed, and we are just waiting for vamologo agreeing now...

Dec 28

  • bhtooefr
    Well, my first run since 2003...
  • ayrton
    sigo sin poder cargar los replays ... Mail could not be sent. Sorry! Contact Administrator!
  • JTK
    I'll be with you in 2006!
  • Chulk
    My final replay :huh?:
  • alain
    i am not seriously dominating the rest by five seconds... are you kidding :huh?:
  • bhtooefr
    Hmm... 1:13... I can do better than THAT... (on DEFAULT)
  • bhtooefr
    W00T! 18th place, once the RPL is verified!

Dec 29

  • Site update in progress... please stand by! You can already check out the final results of ZCT59 AND SEASON 2005 when clicking on 2005 at the top.
    CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE WINNERS!
  • vamologocomisso
    Before accepting Renato in Orion, I have one question: Renato, voc? ? corintiano ? Se for, beleza! :smiley: Of course I accept Renato in the team, the new number one from Brazil (DarkChaser(number three), you sucks!)
  • Renato Biker
    valeu Jo?o, n?s vamos bater os argentinos em 2006, com certeza...
  • Zak McKracken
    still too far :sad:
  • Zak McKracken
    bhtooefr, what do you mean by "when the replay is verified"? Just send it, and it should appear on the scoreboard instantly. I'll validate it afterwards.
  • bhtooefr
    Permanent competition stuff didn't seem to hit right away...
  • bhtooefr
    Permanent competition stuff didn't seem to hit right away...
  • Krys TOFF
    Oh Damn ! I just come to see ZakStunts since weeks and deadline is only in 2 hours !!! Oh my God ! Here is a quickly made no-rh auto-gears replay...
  • Krys TOFF
    Well, late happy birthday to Alain and Zak and welcome to the newcomers. ;-D I gotta go racing right now, deadline is VERY close and I just raced a very few with auto gears without RH !!!
  • Krys TOFF
    1st attempt : 1:57,70... :-/
  • Krys TOFF
    Well, no time left to do something really good...
  • Jules
    Not enough time for me to improve my lap significantly... Just wanna know how well I did, and can't wait to see Alain's replay...
  • Jules
    Well, that's that. Happy new year to everyone and a 2006 full of stunts competition for al...
  • Jules
    Read all at the end of the last sentence...
  • Jules
    When will the new track be available?
  • Zak McKracken
    Jules: in the following 24 hours, but if I'm not too tired after migrating the site for 2006 (in progress right now) then it'll be out in 3 hours.
  • Jules
    By the way the podium for the track ZCT58 is wrong. Renato Biker should be in third place, unless something is wrong with his lap.
  • Zak McKracken
    Jules: Site update is IN PROGRESS right now so strange thigns might happen. What you see there is the final podium of 2005 at the moment :smiley:

Dec 30

  • Respect the Winners!
    Those who were the best Stunts drivers of the world in 2005 are:
    Ayrton
    Alain
    CTG
    and MeganiuM Aces High
    CONGRATULATIONS!
  • Zak McKracken
    ZCT59 is released in 20 minutes, leading time counts only from the second when 2006 starts! :smiley:
    (this was also a test post :smiley:)
  • Zak McKracken
    and now I officially begin the 206 season of ZakStunts :smiley:
  • Jules
    I can't download the new track... And I want it really bad... Something tells me that I'm addicted to stunts again... :tongue:
  • Zak McKracken
    whoops, download error fixed. Sorry Jules! Looks like I'm really tired, so now I'll go and sleep. Have a nice time!
  • Jules
    Yeah, got it.
  • Jules
    Cheers Zak.
  • CTG
    Just for fun
  • CTG
    I have no team at the moment. It means two things: firstly, Cork's Crew has a vacant seat for a newbie. On the other hand I'm looking for a team. Orion? (LOL) Looping? Damage? Meganium? (ROFL)
  • CTG
    Jules, would you like to form a team with me? Dark Chaser, do you want to join it? Usrin, Akoss - can we do a team merge after it again? Opponent is still near... :smiley:
  • Jules
    CTG, thanks for the offer, but I'd rather a while longer before joning or creating a team. Thanks anyway...
  • CTG
    Hahaha, AbuRaf is my ghost! You can see we were here in the same time. :cheesy: By the way, Usrin/koss, shall I join L?fing Warriors?
  • Anonymous
    Jules too, Jules too! :cheesy:
  • CTG
    First error on the new page: there's no ARG flag next to AbuRaf's name.
  • AbuRaf70
    Congratulations, Ayrton...!!!!
  • Zak McKracken
    The forum is under maintenance, you cant attach files and may experience other problems. Fixing in the afternoon, I'm busy right now. Sorry.
  • CTG
    Ronaldo sucks
  • Alain
    with CTG... first news, first hit. does it mean the 2006 year will be akin?
  • CTG
    hahaha... yes, it will be the same. shall i join orion? :smiley:
  • hek
    Felicidades Ayrton!
  • CTG
    Late Happy Birthday to Diesel "Still Drinking" Joe! :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    Also happy birthday to hek! :smiley:
  • hek
    ThankYou Zak!
  • CTG
    Ehhh, I leave Cork's Crew and BJ comes back suddenly... :cheesy:
  • CTG
    aaaah yes happy birthday hek :smiley:
  • Jules
    Happy birthday Hek. :smiley:
  • CTG
    1:10... it was an awful winning time prediction from me :cheesy:
  • CTG
    War begins... yes, the flame type. :cheesy:
  • Alain
    you know how it will end
  • Bonzai Joe
    Sorry CTG, my sound suddenly started working :smiley: But if I were really to come back for real, it would not be on a track with 5 bridge corners!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Today we must also wish happy birthday to a Stunts legend: Roy Wiegerinck. Happy Birthday Roy! :-)
  • CTG
    happy birthday Roy! Come back and kick some asses!
  • Bonzai Joe
    I have found a "bug": the page header still says "6.0" :smiley:
  • Alain
    thank you for finding the bug bee jee... but the website is a bugless masterpiece... "The wiseman points the moon and the idiot stares at the finger"...
  • Alain
    btw, renato... send me your replay you biker...
  • Alain
    and yes, renato drove 1:10!!! do you believe it!!!
  • Chulk
    First replay of the new season
  • Alain
    wipe it strip it grind it smash it eat it read it fast rename it... technologic... automatic replay
  • CTG
    no, we don't believe it. Renato is you.
  • CTG
    Or Rotoi.
  • CTG
    Or me.
  • CTG
    :cheesy:
  • Alain
    if bonzai joe scores just one hour of leading point, i will use my big stick...
  • CTG
    Piss off, fuckin' new ghost!
  • CTG
    BONZAI JOE: I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE RULES OF GOIANIA! CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES!

Dec 31

  • ZCT58 analysis is now available.
    Don't forget that the analysis section has moved to the "info" section under the name Race Analysis
  • Renato Biker
    CTG, you need lear how lose. :tongue:
  • Mislav
    I'm back! Many new faces I see, hello to everyone!
  • CTG
    I can prove it's not your replay
  • Renato Biker
    Yeah, right, it must be MacGyver's replay then.
  • Alain
    ceci n'est pas une replay
  • Renato Biker
    My great-grandmother also helped... :wink:
  • Jules
    Stop lying Renato, everyone knows that you didn't do the lap, your great-grandmother did, I was watching while she was playing, all you did was save the replay in your name and take all the credit...
  • CTG
    Too obvious: Renato and Jules appear inthe same time here and somehow Alain is here too. Zak is blind in this case. But if I register a ghost from Antigua and Barbuda with a right IP, he'll filter it. No comments, this is an old arguement. Ghosts are ghosts, I'm human, Zak is a bad controller (he's a great manager, good driver, fantastic organizer but can't keep unfair things away from the scoreboard).
  • CTG
    And watch their similar insulting method and style.
  • CTG
    Akoss, Usrin and maybe Bonzai Joe and Argammon would understand what I'm talking about.
  • Jules
    CTG, did I insult you? When? I just can't remember...
  • CTG
    No doubt you are existing but I'm not sure if you do the replays for yourself... Biker is harder thing, he's soooooooo similar to Alain.
  • CTG
    I hate my own track
  • CTG
    Fuck you ghost!!!
  • Zak McKracken
    CTG this was the last warning, no ghost flaming in the newsbar. I don't want to make it moderated.
  • Alain
    CTG: renato and I used the same car color by mistake. it's proving we are two different racers... i used auto gear and he used manual gear... and i didn't see his z59 replay yet!
  • CTG
    Okay, but can I start a topic about ghosts in the forum? :cheesy:
  • Zak McKracken
    Sure, start a new ghost topic next to the 1000 exisiting one :smiley: rather that than flaming here. Thanks.
  • Zak McKracken
    New visitor record was made yesterday! 382 hits and 131 unique views. Thank you all!
  • CTG
    Gotta leave the computer for a day, so: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYBODY!
  • Alain
    i am coming
  • Krys TOFF
    Happy new year to everyone and congrats to the winners of Z58 and 2005 season. About team CTG, we are already 5 in Damage Inc, so there's no free place remaining for the moment...
  • Renato Biker
    Let's go, alain. We are lead this! :wink:
  • Alain
    ZAK: send me or publish z14 replays please RENATO: keep on accelerating!
  • Renato Biker
    How do for uplaod picture?
  • Bonzai Joe
    Sleepy Jacky says happy new year to all racers and ghosts. Cheers and b?ff!
  • Alain
    use html code img src=
  • Alain
    or if its about your profile, send it to zak
  • Bonzai Joe
    Sleepy Jacky says happy new year to all racers and ghosts. Cheers and b?ff!
  • AbuRaf70
    Happy year 2006 to all racers...!!!
  • Chulk
    Happy New Year to everybody!!!

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