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May 1

  • Both the new car, the McLaren and Alan's track pulled mixed reviewes in April.
    But WDRD? What Did Renato Do? Well, nothing special other than claiming 598 hours of LTB, winning with a replay sent on the 13th of the month and drifting through some parts of the track. It seems to be harder and harder for others to catch him. Is he on his way to a new champion title
    To be on the podium required driving less than two minutes with the McLaren - CTG and Chulk managed to achieve this feat. Congrats!
    On to May, a classic looking track on classic terrain. Let's see how it works out.
  • dreadnaut
    Argh, late as well. I got screwed by the timezone :|
  • Zak McKracken
    scoreboard final, unconfirmed. Miro's last two replays are valid - the rules are a bit misunderstandable - DST applies, so the the deadline is last day of each month midnight CET/CEST depending on DST.
  • Zak McKracken
    update in progress...
  • Zak McKracken
    update done, track available.
  • ADPunk
    Probably not a Indy one.
  • CTG
    Too nice track - it won't be IMSA.

May 2

  • CTG
    Btw about Stunts Valhalla: this one was far the worst race lately. Second place with an early, weak auto trm replay? Bah...
  • Friker
    Maybe you should spend less time living in your universe creating ghosts and you should come to us and make a decent replay.. I think it was (is) a nice track.
  • ADPunk
    If it wasn't for McLaren it would be a nice track.
  • CTG
    Says the one from the 9th place, although he could have been a lot better. Nobody gave me a challenge from my potential opponents - racing alone is not fun at all. And don't try to blame me, but check the number of replays sent in this year.
  • ADPunk
    I'll give you challenge now
  • CTG
    You? :cheesy:
  • ADPunk
    Yeah me, watch out, the Fleas are coming.
  • CTG
    oh, the good old (SA)GF! :cheesy:

May 3

  • CTG
    So?
  • CTG
    happy birthday, chicago striker!
  • Renato Biker
    hahahahahahahahaha

May 4

  • Alan Rotoi
    Stunts Meeting in Europe? :smiley: WSM 2013?
  • Miro
    Beware, subjective opinion! Lotus Esprit Turbo is the most beautiful custom Stunts car. What a pity I can't drive it as fast as it would be necessary.
  • dreadnaut
    I disagree! By the end of the month you'll probably drive it as fast as necessary! :smiley:
  • Miro
    Is that a prophecy or what? :smiley: And it's worth to spare the loop, right?

May 5

  • dreadnaut
    Spare the loop, jump left. The prophecy is all about the word "necessary" —vague and undefined!
  • Friker
    anyone noRH? CTG, you could make Miro a noRH ghost for you.

May 6

  • Alan Rotoi
    Just following the wave with Lotus.
  • Alan Rotoi
    BTW congrats Renato! I already saw your replay. Beatiful handling with McLaren.
  • Renato Biker
    Thanks, Alan. :smiley:
  • CTG
    And nobody commented Biker's wedding.
  • Alan Rotoi
    I did in facebook :tongue:
  • Friker
    well, did he post something here?
  • CTG
    I hope he'll play 24 hours/day during the honeymoons (as usual).

May 7

  • dreadnaut
    And one and two and three and testing. Nobody panic.
  • Renato Biker
    ♥ Just Married ♥
  • Renato Biker
    :tongue:
  • dreadnaut
    ** fireworks! **
  • Alan Rotoi
    I wonder Renato... 1st married night: How many laps? :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    :cheesy:
  • Chulk
    Parabens, Renatinho!!

May 8

May 9

  • Alan Rotoi
    how did you deleted your previous message? :O
  • dreadnaut
    Sorry, I posted a whole bunch of "test" "more test" and "123 test" messages while working on the other page, but they were going to disappear once done.
  • dreadnaut
    And a replay as well!
  • dreadnaut
    Let's make it two :-)
  • Zak McKracken
    My first post from smartphone :smiley: great!
  • CTG
    How? I see no login option, only the last 10 messages.
  • CTG
    (not even the latest replays)
  • CTG
    Is it a browser specific thing? My old Nokia has Opera Mini.
  • dreadnaut
    There's a menu in the top left corner: just press the Z :smiley:
  • CTG
    nothing happens...
  • CTG
    And still: no replay sending option, no posting. However, posting news was already possible by using zak.stunts.hu without the mobile option. So I don't really get it... (yes, I'm stupid)
  • dreadnaut
    Complain on the forum → Stunts News for small screens
  • Ctg
    Hmmm... posting test.

May 10

  • Zak McKracken
    fillerlist
  • dreadnaut
    4th place is a pretty good filler!

May 11

  • CTG
    39? I'm pooping in my pants... really... that's all? :cheesy:

May 12

  • dreadnaut
    Fishing for excuses not to improve your time? Settling in your position as eternal second? :-p Or actually having pooptroubles?
  • CTG
    Call me eternal second. And then watch season 2007. Maybe it wasn't a strong one at all, but still: Mark L. Rivers was beaten by a half power CTG.
  • CTG
    And don't call MLR as a weakling. He was a damned strong opponent.
  • dreadnaut
    "And then watch season 2007." —maybe... I could write a 'replay' feature for races, where you look at the scoreboard change?
  • Alan Rotoi
    CTG is eternal autotrans.

May 13

  • CTG
    Super Brian and Juank23 are the auto trm guys. I use manual since 2003. Where were you in the last 10 years?
  • RacerBG
    Another racer joined here...Expect from me.....bad results! :cheesy:
  • Alan Rotoi
    Women, the root of all evil.
  • Alan Rotoi
    So RacerBG, will we fight the last place? :cheesy:

May 16

  • dreadnaut
    New UnskilledStunts track out, El Paso! El Paso (USC 75)
  • CTG
    You want some PTB, right? :cheesy:
  • dreadnaut
    Well, and you want some racers, isn't it? Anyway, you'll catch up with my time in a matter of hours :smiley:
  • CTG
    Don't be so sure about my improvement. Sometimes it's better to relax for a month and send your best only on the very last day. :smiley:

May 18

  • Friker
    Hey! what abour some noRH replays? :tongue:
  • dreadnaut
    For El Paso or Erroneous?
  • Friker
    Errorneous
  • Friker
    ok.. slightly RH, just to fill the space between CTG and dreadnaut :smiley:

May 19

  • dreadnaut
    There a nice parking lot around +4.5s :smiley:

May 20

  • Friker
    just feel better to be in touch with fleas :smiley:

May 21

  • AbuRaf70
    Feliz Cumpleaños, Mark...!!!!
  • Friker
    well.. happy birthday MLR. I hope you are somewhere around here.
  • CTG
    He is.

May 26

  • CTG
    I don't like Lotus.
  • CTG
    final lap

May 27

  • CTG
    happy birthday, mister p.c.!

May 28

  • Alan Rotoi
    I wonder if Mr.PC is Bill Gates...
  • CTG
    Or Steve Jobs' ghost, as a negative campaign for Microsoft.
  • Alan Rotoi
    Nobody creates ghosts but you.
  • CTG
    sure, doggie, sure
  • CTG
    shut up and race

May 31

  • Friker
    What's up with Looping Warriors? O.o
  • CTG
    Akoss Poo is out of racing, Usrin... I don't know.
  • CTG
    Friker: it seems Biker will let you win.
  • Friker
    yes, you know the best..
  • dstien
    Free cheese!
  • Duplode
    I know nothing about first place, but surely the Fleas will stop me from getting an implausible podium place :smiley:
  • CTG
    reveal your cards, fleas
  • CTG
    I want to see the goal.
  • Friker
    hmm.. Duplode, Duplode.. I think I know what I'm going to do. :smiley:
  • CTG
    Muppet
  • CTG
    Myron
  • CTG
    Menstruation
  • CTG
    I'm too tired to continue.
  • dreadnaut
    At least before the deadline this time '-.-
  • Friker
    dreadnaut - check your e-mail
  • dreadnaut
    My God, it's full of SPAM!
  • dreadnaut
    Uh, and Viagra ads. CTG at work?
  • Miro
    Finally not that late. :smiley:
  • Miro
    Hello, Yello'! :wink: Surely means nothing, but the illusion of overtaking you, guys - that 10 minutes glory is priceless. I wish you good luck in crossing 1 minute. Many of you must be able to do it.
  • Miro
    By the way 1:07 was something like peeing blood, painful child-birth, kicking in the testicles, or worse. Looking at the best laps, it was waste of time. A lot of time.
  • dreadnaut
    1:07 was indeed difficult, the bridge/hill/bridge transition is concentrated frustration.
  • Friker
    CTG, don't you want to make a team with Miro? He will surely accept that great alliance. :smiley: Looping ghosts :smiley:
  • dreadnaut
    But was more annoying was discovering that getting the last jump/corner/tunnel right made a 3-4s difference :|
  • dreadnaut
    Actually, top annoyinment might be getting an email saying "I'm 0.05 faster again" :-) The Fleas are the best team to be in!
  • Miro
    The sector you are talking about, uhh. That was the hardest. I'm proud to complete that [censored words] corner >100 mph.
  • Friker
    yeah,, I must admit two thing - the first one is - dreadnaut replay is a lot nicer and I wish him that 0:10 improvement. The second one - I clearly see MLR's stance to CTG's bullshitting.. CTG, you should keep your puppets in your own sandbox (USC).
  • Miro
    Annoyment? The winner's lap will be the sharpest blade in my heart. 55 seconds, put a penny on it.
  • dreadnaut
    Friker, I'm confused now: has the deadline passed or not?
  • Friker
    I don't know..
  • Friker
    Ehem.. It is over for sure.. O:-) Don't improve, it's over. :tongue:
  • Miro
    It isn't over yet. Do your best, guys! My racing session is over.
  • dreadnaut
    Actually, I can't improve half a sec after the corner/tunnel piece, and I don't want to do that again :smiley: I'll go and make pancakes instead!
  • Miro
    Pancakes? You bastard! I'm the hungriest Hungarian now!
  • Friker
    Pancakes?! And I am the hungriest Slovak now. :smiley:
  • Miro
    The most important question: "filled with what?"
  • Miro
    But it's time to leave, goodnight! It was a pleasure to race against you all.
  • Friker
    Goodnite :smiley:

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