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Mar 1

  • Duplode
    Much love to Italian cars... =D
  • Krys TOFF
    Lancia bonus is not interesting compared to Carrera, Countach or 'Vette ones for this track...
  • Duplode
    Indeed, I ran a short Audi test and it seemed strongly disencouraging.
  • CTG
    Corvette seems to be a great choice, I di an easy 1:19 with it. :wink:
  • CTG
    ---> 53.xx

Mar 2

  • Krys TOFF
    1st attempt with 'Vette.
  • CTG
    Somebody please! Send a sub-50 replay! :grin:
  • Bonzai Joe
    CTG, nobody is going to believe your shit until you send a replay...
  • CTG
    I know :cheesy:
  • CTG
    I'm retired so expect only a YouTube replay... :wink:

Mar 4

  • CTG
    Boring... :cheesy:
  • Duplode
    I answer my compatriot with my first-ever Stunts replay under Linux! =D
  • CTG
    still boring...

Mar 5

  • Duplode
    Well, for me it's not boring at all, and I'm sure Darkie agrees - so it's all right ;-)
  • Zak McKracken
    CTG was talking about himself :wink:
  • CTG
    Or the results... :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Shall I quote my 53.xx Corvette replay message?
  • CTG
    Zzzzzzzzzz... :tongue:
  • CTG
    (insults make you drive faster)

Mar 6

  • Bonzai Joe
    Hmmm...
  • SuperBrian
    Turkey, try the 4x4 Lamborghini. I don't know with the others, but I'm faster with that than the Porsche Carrea..
  • SuperBrian
    And Furthermore, it has more bonus..
  • Zak McKracken
    I'm glad to see this many active newbies!
  • Chulk
    First try and it's pbvious I'm missing a trick...
  • Bonzai Joe
    Well you know who you can thank for the active "newbies"...
  • CTG
    BJ: I guess Zak knows that you are wrong...

Mar 7

  • Duplode
    Re-evaluation mode ON...
  • Dark Chaser
    Where is Renato 'Senna' Brodzinski, my compatriot, friend and the best racer that I have ever seen :huh?: Renatoo!!! Böff reduction: 20B
  • Dark Chaser
    Nobody answers... Ugrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
  • Anonymous
    Gelato Baker is there... called Duplode and Mark L. Rivers. :tongue:
  • Dark Chaser
    I don't think so: Renato is real... I know him and he studies in the same state/district that I live... Mark L. Rivers and Duplode can be real or not... I really don't know and I don't worry about it... Renato Brodzinski and me (Alexandre Ramos) are members in the Stunts' Community in Orkut... Take a look there...
  • Zak McKracken
    message him there to come back, as we all miss him :smiley:
  • CTG
    Btw I saw Renato few days ago on MSN...
  • Zak McKracken
    our favourite red Countach was now powered by Rammstein.
  • Dark Chaser
    This is the Renato's email (in case you want to talk to him: renatobrodzinski@hotmail.com I also miss Renato... He is faster than me and, nowadays, he is the principal brazilian racer...
  • Anonymous
    Why do you publish e-mail addresses on the site? He will get spam messages soon...
  • CTG
    "Our favorite red Countach..." Who belongs to "our"? Is it a royal plural? :cheesy:

Mar 8

  • Bonzai Joe
    Better
  • Bonzai Joe
    Spam
  • Bonzai Joe
    That
  • Bonzai Joe
    Away
  • Bonzai Joe
    From the front page. Okay mission accomplished.
  • Duplode
    Dark Chaser: I contacted Renato via e-mail a while ago (see the Competition Archive II thread @Forum/Stunts United for the full story), and he considered reappearing here to pay us a visit around March... :-)
  • Bonzai Joe
    He must reappear with his ZCT69 winning replay, as that is the only winning replay we don't have.
  • Duplode
    Exactly, BJ... switching subjects for now: The GTO strikes back!!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Okay, I didn't get where I am today to drive icy curves in the Corvette. I don't care if it's the fastest on this track, it is also shitty as Alpenmilch :smiley: Let's try the Countach.
  • Bonzai Joe
    Hmm that didn't help a lot

Mar 9

  • Duplode
    Zak: There's something strange with the submission/scoreboard. According to the sent replays statistics, AMG sent a lap which is not on the scoreboard, plus there's an annonymous replay...

Mar 10

  • Now you can see in the latest times section (top, left :)) which car the racers have used to achieve their times.
  • Zak McKracken
    He sent a replay, but unchecked "Don't send to scoreboard" Unfortunately there is a bug in the system, and it works on non-quiet days too. I'll fix this.
    Anonymus replays happen sometimes, and I dont know the reason.
  • Bonzai Joe
    I love that :smiley: Mysterious funny bugs presenting themselves so humbly and unhypocritically, but so visibly...
  • Dica S'Orac
    hi
  • Dica S'Orac
    Whooops it seems the ' sign in my name caused trouble on the scoreboard. :-S
  • Zak McKracken
    Name changed to real one...
  • Zak McKracken
    Looks like we have a really exciting race this month!!!
  • CTG
    You ruined my "Stunts Oracle" character, thanks...
  • CTG
    Okay, I have to drive a serious lap as I have the real name on the scoreboard. Attack: tonight.
  • CTG
    Muhahahahaha :cheesy:
  • Bonzai Joe
    Another crappy replay... But at least the ending looks kind of cool

Mar 11

  • CTG
    The key part: who is able to exit the cork up/down at the highest speed? Somehow you can make a bug jump to leave it without braking. Couldn't do yet, but it means at least 2-3 seconds advantage.
  • Chulk
    Useful info about car used in times section. Although I'm sure you meant 'top, right'!
  • CTG
    Three or four cars have a real chance to win: Corvette, Jaguar, GTO and (maybe) Indy.

Mar 12

  • Ayrton
    Maybe ...
  • Anonymous
    I would be the happiest man on earth if I know who the fuck is ayrton. Argammon? Alain?
  • CTG
    Zak: what about powergear bonus for Indy? :cheesy:
  • Zak McKracken
    CTG: no
  • CTG
    I'm sorry to hear... :cheesy:
  • Dark Chaser
    We all know that there are ghost-racers... Tsino, for example... He never existed ... It was only one ghost-racer created by a real racers, perhaps someone 'retired'... And here, nowadays, there are still ghost-racers... It would be naivety if I don't believe in ghost-racers' existence...
  • SuperBrian
    I'm too bad to be considered as a ghost.. :tongue:
  • SuperBrian
    I would not say Ayrton is a ghost, but if he is I would expect him to be Gutix, when Ayrton didn't race in Zakstunts 2006 it was the only time Gutix raced. They didn't meet each other even though Ayrton appeared on many tracks..
  • Dark Chaser
    !!!!!
  • Dark Chaser
    Super Brian, I think it is insane and ridiculous that a real racer create ghost racers only to raise the name of his own country... It seems a stupid joke... What a pitty!!! Stunts deserves more than that!!!
  • SuperBrian
    I totally agree, that's why I don't believe that Ayrton is a ghost. But it is a huge coincidence. ;P
  • Duplode
    As an addendum to Dark Chaser's post, note there's no such coincidence as well. :undecided: During Ayrton's years of dominance in WSC, Gutix was nearly the only one able to get occasional victories there...
  • SuperBrian
    :shocked: That would be a crazy race against oneself. Well I never said Ayrton was a ghost anyway, sorry for the doubt Ayrton..

Mar 13

  • Alan Rotoi
    Hi guys! How are you? ^_^. Hard racing are still there I see. I miss the competition but I have no time to race. I'll be watching you :cheesy:
  • Zak McKracken
    Come on, dear dog, it only takes 20 minutes a month for you to drive a decent lap to the top3. :smiley:
  • Anonymous
    20? I doubt it. The only man being able to kick ass in 20 minutes is called Bonsai Tree.
  • Zak McKracken
    tried the Ferrari...
  • CTG
    Nice shot.

Mar 17

  • Zak McKracken
    AbuRaf on the fly... :-O
  • CTG
    I guess BJ wants to make me mad. :cheesy:
  • CTG
    BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖFF!!!
  • Bonzai Joe
    BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
  • CTG
    BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖFF!!!
  • Dark Chaser
    DUPLODE:
  • Dark Chaser
    DUPLODE: You are brazilian, aren't you :huh?: So let me invite you to join Brazilian Stunts Championship, a new 'no-shortcuts/no-tricks' competition to revelate new brazilian racers... Wow, let's talk in Portuguese... We are two brazilian racers, alright :huh?: In Portuguese: Dê uma olhada na comunidade Campeonato Jac de Stunts, no Orkut... Lá tu poderá se inscrever na competição... Espero por ti lá, Duplode...
  • Dark Chaser
    DUPLODE: A propósito, compatriota: o campeonato brasileiro ainda está em seu início... Restam ainda 16 etapas até o fim da temporada... Portanto, ainda há muito para tu mostrar disputando conosco até o fim do ano... Vamos lá, piloto!!!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Okay CTG here's something to think about.

Mar 18

  • Ayrton
    Go Abu Go ►►►
  • CTG
    Bah, you two jumped out of the cork up/down...
  • Dark Chaser
    DUPLODE: Onde está você, compatriota :huh?: O que está achando desta pista :huh?:
  • Dark Chaser
    DUPLODE: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?:??
  • Duplode
    Calma rapaz, calma... ;-) Obrigado pelo convite para o Campeonato Brasileiro, Darkie; vou "reativar" o meu Orkut e lhes fazer uma visita. Sobre a Z82: Estou, na verdade, já algum tempo sem tentar forçar mais o ritmo. Preciso focar meus esforços e achar a "luz interior"... :-P PS.: Não estranhe o meu jeito excessivamente formal de escrever em Português; não consigo fazer difrenete... :-)
  • Duplode
    General comment: I'm afraid I might be developing an intense hate for corks u/d - that would be very bad...
  • Dark Chaser
    Muito bem, compatriota!!! Stunts precisa mesmo de bons pilotos representando nosso país, ainda mais agora, com a 'aposentadoria' do campeão mundial de 2006, Renato Brodzinski, que alguns dizem ser meu 'alter-ego'... Contudo, garanto que Renato e eu não somos o mesmo piloto... Huahuahua Tu será muito bem-vindo ao nosso humilde campeonato nacional...

Mar 19

  • CTG
    Hát amit ez a két fasz mûvel, az kibaszottul idegesítõ...
  • Bonzai Joe
    hmm, the only word I understood from that was "fasz". I think the people who taught me hungarian must be very dirty :tongue:
  • CTG
    I tried to reflect on the international messageboard. Talking in portugese/danish/hungarian/etc. is not very polite, closing out others from talking. What I said? Meaning was something like "what this two ... (whatever :cheesy:) do is very annoying".
  • Bonzai Joe
    Nobody was speaking danish... But yes I agree, especially because we all know Duplode and Dark Chaser are both capable of speaking english (as are you...). But of course there are translators, and I now know that Duplode has a daoist racing style, searching for the "inner light" of ZCT82. And that Dark Chaser is NOT Renato's ghost :smiley:
  • CTG
    BJ, about danish: I know, it was just an example.
  • SuperBrian
    Hmm, weird the replay was sent to the permanent competition. Im bored..
  • Duplode
    BJ & CTG: While I agree it's good etiquette to solely use English in public discussions, in this particular context it would feel very cold/unfriendly to reply Dark Chaser in English, and not in Portuguese... Anyway, it would be good to translate the part where he told me about a Brazilian Championship of Stunts, ran via Orkut, to which I'm planning an excursion soon :-)
  • Pavekiller
    I'm SuperBrian's brother, gaming from the same computer, therfore the similar IP-adress. No Ghost.

Mar 20

  • Bonzai Joe
    Duplode: it's no big deal, but of course we'd all prefer English language on the news page... Welcome, Pavekiller! Race, use RH, watch replays, learn, beat your brother :wink: And if any of you ever come to Århus, you are invited for an indefinite number of beers!
  • CTG
    Welcome Pavekiller, invite Lene too! :wink:
  • Zak McKracken
    Welcome, Pavekiller! I see Danish dominance developing. :smiley:

Mar 21

  • CTG
    böff

Mar 22

  • SuperBrian
    Hey Flemming/Pavekiller, do you attend to race in the other contests as well?
  • Duplode
    Phew, at last I'm back! Nevertheless I'm still relying in Ayrton getting some 53 extra leading hours... ;-)

Mar 25

  • CTG
    If AbuRaf could also do this jumping out trick... well... then maybe it's not a jumping out trick... :cheesy:

Mar 26

  • Duplode
    But where is Ayrton??!?!!!

Mar 27

  • Bonzai Joe
    He is my ghost! I want +3 leading time! Muajajajajaarh
  • CTG
    Lene and Böbszlee are already on the scoreboard, let's see if Lise is joining or not. I guess it would be the most femalish race ever. :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    And the most danish race ever...
  • CTG
    I'm very glad to see so many Danish racers. It's a bit refreshing when most of the competitions are full of South American drivers.
  • CTG
    (of course I have no problem with SA drivers, just with the balance)

Mar 28

  • Pavekiller
    Sorry, this was a mistake. I forgot to save the replay. This is my real time. I hope it can be corrected.
  • Zak McKracken
    no problem, corrected
  • Bonzai Joe
    Argh, I can't catch up with him in leading time...
  • Bonzai Joe
    Where is Mark L. Rivers?
  • CTG
    Maybe he's preparing a secret last shot for Záhony, even if he declared he ignores USC. I suggest you should also drive on Záhony! :wink:
  • CTG
    Btw I won't improve my time, MotoGP competition seems to be more interesting at the moment. Maybe next month... :wink:
  • Mark L. Rivers
    @BJ I'm very busy this month. Anyway I'll appear on this scoreboard, but sure not to win... Even because I should be your teammate to know how I could leave several seconds on this track with my Jaguar... :wink:

Mar 29

  • Bonzai Joe
    Okay Ayrton, that is a time worthy of admiration.
  • Bonzai Joe
    Glad to hear you'll be on the board, Mark! Don't squeeze in between me and Ayrton :wink:

Mar 31

  • Site updated, comments coming tomorrow!
  • Zak McKracken
    I just arrived from a night bike ride, update will take place tongiht, but first I have to eat eat eat!
  • SuperBrian
    Haha, sorry for messing up the scoreboard and laugh at it too, but I have to say it's a cool car-bonus..
  • Zak McKracken
    sorry, but I corrected your 0:00.80 :smiley:
  • SuperBrian
    Maybe this one will work?
  • SuperBrian
    Damn, it was a winning time for sure, Zak.. :tongue:

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