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Feb 1

  • ZCT59 section time analysis is now available at the statistics.
  • Renato Biker
    Yeah, i won the first leading hour :tongue:
  • AbuRaf70
    Congratulations, Ayrton...!!!
  • Krys TOFF
    1st no-RH attempt (quickly made with no sound under Win XP at my job during lunch break)
  • Mislav
    Chulk,that was the nicest "hill touch" I've seen!! :smiley: great replay!
  • DieselJoe
    B?ff! :smiley:
    Hi folks, I'll soon be back, but previously I have to defeat my computer in a bloody fight! :evil:
  • CTG
    hahaha, i know the trick! :wink:
  • CTG
    welcome back, still drinking joe

Feb 2

  • Renato Biker
    Bonzai Joe, you beat my time on Cherry Closed, you'll repent for it :smiley:
  • Anonymous
    "You break my record - now I break you, like I break your friend" Bolo Yeung, Bloodsport (1988)
  • Renato Biker
    look the new record on Cherry Closed :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    Closed the Gap :smiley: But I am sure you will take the lead again! Impressive for a newbie.Congrats Renato :wink:
  • Zak McKracken
    And Cork`s Crew is back with all its glory! :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    thanks, Argammon :smiley:

Feb 3

  • Dark Chaser
    Hi, racers... I am racer of Orion team from now. I analyzed and I studied my decision and I believe that I will have greaters possibilities to fight for the heading of constructors competition for the Orion. Akoss, my friend, I am thankful for the invitation. You will be receiving a message explaining why I opted for Orion and not for Looping. By the way, thank you, my friend. Good luck to you. Good luck to all. Darkie
  • vamologocomisso
    Bem Vindo Alexandre!!! Qualquer dia, vem jogar aqui em casa pra me ensinar uns truques :wink: Um abra?o, meu amigo.
  • Renato Biker
    Jo?o, que hist?ria ? essa de escrever em portugu?s? aqui n?o ? lugar pra isso. hahahaha sorry, racers :tongue:
  • Navras
    YEEAH!!! YEEAAAHHH!!! I finished! No more exams, a lot-lot more Stunts! Count on me, guys! :wink: Böff reduction: 101B
  • Navras
    What happened to News section?
  • Navras
    Sorry for 3 spams in a row but I'm looking for a team at the moment! It would be too comfortable to wait for offerings, I'm rather applying. I saw Orion, Looping and Damage has some vacant positions. Dear team-leaders! Please inform me about these vacancies and whether you accept me as a teammate or not. Thanks for your future answers!
  • CTG
    We voted, still without Usrin: one neutral and one negative vote (guess who is who :tongue:). Ask Damage!
  • Chulk
    First replay by Chulk

Feb 5

  • 12 permanent times were uploaded from Renato, CTG and Bonzai Joe.
  • Renato Biker
    zz Böff reduction: 28B
  • Alain
    you ain't a regular racer. you sent no replay last month, it's a shame. no serious team will ask you to join them.
  • Zak McKracken
    here we come :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    i have 10 permanent tracks records :cheesy:
  • Lise
    Damn I'm good :smiley:
  • Lise
    Damn I'm good :smiley:
  • Lise
    Ups! I couldn't stop the posting of my replay before it was too late. I didn't drive with manuel gears...sorry!
  • Bonzai Joe
    I beat you on Skid's Closed :tongue:
  • DieselJoe
    I just tought Alice to B?FF! :cheesy:
    http://alice.pandorabots.com

Feb 6

  • Renato Biker
    Bonzai, you beat me on Skid's Closed, but you'll repent for it, my 1:27:45 is unbeatable :wink:
  • Mislav
    Ole!
  • Renato Biker
    almost, Mislav :smiley:
  • Mislav
    Strategy Renato :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    Another snowball on hell...
  • Bonzai Joe
    This is great! I feel like Sisyfos, fighting Renato's records and knowing I will be beaten immediately every time I succeed in something...
  • Bonzai Joe
    But it's the thrill of the drive that makes Stunts worth playing anyway :smiley:
  • CTG
    Zak prepared the track for a trick he knew.
  • Zak McKracken
    ROTFL :cheesy: Everyone is starting out from himself, dear CTG :smiley:
  • CTG
    That Q shaed road smells. Zak McKracken can't be able to beat me on a natural way.
  • CTG
    I love ISA rules - no dirty RH tricks.

Feb 7

  • Gelato Baker
    amateurs... :smiley:
  • Alain
    noobs... :smiley:
  • Renato Biker
    what a fuck
  • Renato Biker
    Gelato Baker :huh?: hahahahahahahahaha that's joke of badly taste :tongue:
  • CTG
    LOOL, another Onion ghost with similar name :huh?: :cheesy: Böff reduction: 20B
  • Chicago Striker
    Pipsqueaks...
  • Renato Biker
    who is making this?
  • CTG
    I guess both are you
  • CTG
    =Alain
  • Renato Biker
    fuck you
  • CTG
    I must register Gilberto Shaker or Geraldo Fucker - this is a very bad joke, Orionians... :-S
  • CTG
    Zak, check these IP addresses please!
  • CTG
    I'm sure they are fuckin' ghosts!!!
  • Renato Biker
    you are the only racer that doubt of me. Zak should punish you for new falses racers: Gelato Biker, Chicago Striker... it is ridiculous
  • CTG
    Let's ask Zak to check IP addresses of these newbies. I'm sure both are from France or Brasil.
  • CTG
    and i'm not the only one doubt of you. just the loudest.
  • CTG
    LOL, Bonzai Joe was here at ZSC page when Chicago Striker appeared. :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    hahaha, right... enter in msn, please!
  • CTG
    when Gelato appeared: an argentin IP, Renato's IP, my IP and an unknown Hungarian IP
  • Bonzai Joe
    You know how I love playing with words :smiley:
  • CTG
    LOL, Bonzai Tricky Joe. Still not sleeping? :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Both are yours? :cheesy:
  • Anonymous
    hello i'm geraldo figther. wanna join!
  • Anonymous
    previously known as short cutfinder
  • Bonzai Joe
    No, Gelato Baker is yours.
  • CTG
    Mine? LOL! I wonder about the IP checking.
  • CTG
    Let's clarify the Z60 situation! Renato Biker maxed out a replay with smaller tricks, so did Alain. Cork's Crew found a giant trick which means at least 5 (or more) seconds - that's why Mislav is in the lead. Orion will be in action soon as they find the Cork trik and will be able to drive 1:10. Looping is still silent because I can do only 1:17 without that main trick.
  • Mislav
    Zak didn't make any "main tricks". We are these days just motivated. And damn good :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    Could be there is a main trick... But no telling where :tongue:
  • CTG
    hahaha... funny Mislav. Same conditions would mean at least 5 seconds advantage for me against Zak or you. There IS a trick.
  • CTG
    Trick can be: 1, some kind of bugjump around the first boulevard to the chicane 2, tuning back trick or something like that at the Q shaped road 3, z59's main trick at the last double corner on the bridge 4, :huh?:
  • Alan Rotoi
    Zak, please punish somehow the fake racers. You didn't last year about Alanchutrix70, please do it this time. It is offensive.
  • CTG
    Rotoi, you are right! BJ mustn't be punihed because of Chicago Striker, I think he made it just for fun after seeing Gelato Baker. But Gelato's owner must be punished for sure. Who's IP was it, Zak?
  • Gelato Baker
    Sorry boys, I thought it's funny to choose a similar name to the 1st place driver. Do you need a name change/or accept me?
  • Mislav
    That was a trick BJ? That was more like Allmighty's fart helping us!
  • CTG
    hahaha I don't believe any Corks since ZCT49... :cheesy:
  • CTG
    LOL, Gelato Biker again!!! IP checking, now!!!
  • Alain
    I think its good to choose a name similar to the best driver: look at argammon, fdzierva, CAP, ayrton, and alanrotoi, they all were inspired by the A in my name!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Is there no humour left on Zakstunts? Seriously, if you are offended by obviously fake racers with similiar nicknames as you, there is something wrong... If someone made a ghost called "Bosnia Show" or something, I'd be flattered...
  • Bonzai Joe
    And you are just acting stupid CTG :smiley: How can you think anyone doesn't know you are Gelato Baker? Who else should it be!?
  • Bonzai Joe
    And yes, I am Chicago Striker, I think it's a fun joke :smiley:
  • Banza? Zorro
    No way ! I AM Chicago Striker ! :grin:
  • CTG
    Not me, Bonzai Joe. :-S
  • Bolo Yeung
    This is when I create a ghost. No clue about Gelato Biker.
  • Bolo Yeung
    I friendly ask Zak McKracken to delete the proved ghosts, like me.
  • Anonymous
    thanks in advance
  • CTG
    GB is Hungarian then. Not from my hostel not from my university, not from Akoss, not from Usrin. I accept his existance.
  • Alain
    oi! post better in the forum about this stupid debate... here i just want to bash and be bashed about my replay times...
  • Alain
    hey mislav! raise up your level!!! beat me time!!!
  • Chulk
    Still far from the leader

Feb 8

  • CTG
    hohohooooooo Meganium doesn't know the trick yet.
  • CGT
    I am gelato baker
  • argmaggeddon
    I am gelato baker
  • Across Pool
    I am gelato baker
  • Zak Mac Chicken
    I am gelato baker
  • Banza? Zorro
    I am gelato baker
  • Krys TOFF
    I am all those who posted before, except gelato baker ;p
  • Kiss Zoff
    But I'm not Gelato Baker!
  • Anonymous
    LOL!
  • Anonymous
    Miss B?ff
  • Mice Filling
    Girly ghost - first time here in ZakStunts. Zak, can I ask for pink background? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :smiley:
  • Anonymous
    huahuahuahhahhahha
  • Anonymous
    Zak! Please close the online registering or make it more strict. For example you must confirm the registration.
  • Across Pool
    Kiss Zoff, Miss B?ff, muahahahahaha ! Let me, the great Across Pool, eat chili beans on their pina !
  • CTG
    okay, let's close kindergarten
  • CTG
    Mice Filling (Lise Dilling's alter ego) = CTG, Bolo Yeung = CTG, CrazyDriver = CTG, Ukyo Katayama = CTG, Kiss Zoff = CTG. Other new ghosts: Krys Toff and Chicago Striker is BJ.
  • Bonzai Joe
    Zak: it's very important that you DON'T change anything about registration. Just let this be the fairly good joke that it is. I don't know why CTG is so pissed off - I smile :smiley:
  • Alain
    news section... as kid as it gets
  • Alain
    soon a brasilian in space! i know his name...
  • CTG
    serano piper

Feb 9

  • CTG
    Zak is down :cheesy:
  • Alain
    time to send a replay, ayrton??
  • Bonzai Joe
    It's not quiet days yet, Alain...
  • Gelato Baker
    I feel hurted after handling me as a guilty crap. You are so rude. I won't ever come here.
  • Bonzai Joe
    Bye bye :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    By the way Gelato, you can play at Unskilledstunts instead - the manager there likes you very much, and will surely be glad to see you on his scoreboard :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Filling up my own contest with obvious ghosts? No thanks! Gelato wasn't me but I know who registered it... :cheesy:
  • Alain
    congrats darkie!!!
  • Bonzai Joe
    Who was it then? Ukyo Katayama? :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
  • CTG
    No, but Mrs. Baker! That's the truth!!!

Feb 10

  • Alain
    there is a big problem: the links on the portal does not display the banners. i d like to go to stunts driver racers site and i didnt bookmark it. thanks
  • Bonzai Joe
    The portal works fine for me, it must be a problem with your computer
  • Alain
    html source for kalpen: [ snip ] so it DOES NOT COME from my computer...
  • Alain
    damned! sorry sorry sorry thousand times!!! i rottened the news section with html code... SORRY ZAK!!!!!!!!!
  • CTG
    News section must be repaired in general too
  • Bonzai Joe
    Then I guess I just have a particularly fantastic computer :smiley: I see the all the banners and they work.
  • Alain
    its comes from my computer, because the thumbnails porno pics from voyeurweb.com does not display correctly either.
  • Lise
    Ehm..someone please delete me time...I send the wrong one..so sorry :smiley: (but it looks good though, doesn't it?)
  • Alain
    QUIIIIIIIIINTESSENTIAL player. the best :smiley:
  • Alain
    lise, I have to be honest... it does look best like a desperate housewife lap than a good one.
  • Lise
    haha :smiley: Is Zak the only one who is able to delete it?
  • CTG
    Only Zak
  • Chulk
    A bit better

Feb 11

  • Alain
    congrats chulk! yeah zak is a geek (pronounce zeek)
  • Renato Biker
    woowwwwwww, Lise wons the race: 9:99:99 :tongue: how did you make this?
  • Renato Biker
    sorry, I am kidding, I saw when you sent 1:27... :smiley:
  • CTG
    Wow almost an hour without RB's reply...
  • Renato Biker
    almost 3 hours, CTG :wink:
  • Alain
    yeaaaaaaaah
  • CTG
    Argammon? :smiley:
  • Lise
    Well done Argammon and Renato Biker. You're really fighting! :smiley:
  • Lise
    Well done Argammon and Renato Biker. You're really fighting! :smiley:

Feb 12

  • Renato Biker
    thanks Lise :smiley: I think you can to kick Jules ass :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    Send your real replay Renato :wink:
  • Alain
  • Alain
  • CTG
    spamming bot :cheesy:
  • Anonymous
    I'm Ali Hassan Mohammed and I have a bombastic replay for you.
  • Alain
    sorry for spamming: i wont deserve those 89 virgins...
  • Renato Biker
    send your real replay, Argammon :tongue:
  • CTG
    Huahuahuahhhahhhahhha, I've found the way under 1:10... :cheesy:
  • CTG
    fly!!!
  • Renato Biker
    good, send it :cheesy:
  • CTG
    i am hiding
  • Renato Biker
    this isn't hide, you told us :smiley:
  • CTG
    you don't know my exact result. maybe it's 54 secs, maybe 1:09.95
  • Renato Biker
    whatever, you can't do under 1:10 :cheesy:
  • CTG
    i'll prove it just before the deadline
  • Renato Biker
    well done, I am waiting for this :wink:
  • Alain
    come on renatoooooo!!!!!!!!!

Feb 13

  • Argammon
    whooops
  • CTG
    Hameln tricks are available at USC site - although I could show only one main shortcut... :smiley:
  • CTG
    renato? :smiley:
  • vamologocomisso
    renato?s class started. I told him to put his best already. his 1:08.75 is a great time
  • Renato Biker
    sorry for the delay :smiley:
  • Renato Biker
    eat this, Argammon :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Be sure, if you have x.xx.xx then a x:xx.xx-0.05 will wait for you in the morning. Argammon will beat you at the end. Hail to Argy, the last of the mohicans.

Feb 14

  • Renato Biker
    wow, CTG is a genius :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    If A∈ℝ, then A-ε0, with ε∈ℝ??{A=(Time of the replay)T(∃ε>0)=>∀A is always possible to improve the replay time} Considering this, why is it impossible to make 0:00:05 on ZCT60? Where is the error? This is simple: The replay time isn?t a real number and ε can?t to be a real number t?o. Then nor always is possible to improve the time, let?s go look for the perfect replay :wink:
  • Renato Biker
    did you understand? :smiley:
  • Renato Biker
    did you study mathematics? :wink:
  • vamologocomisso
    renato, you are a very talented racer, but your jokes sucks, hahahahaha :DDD (in the jokes bussines, you and ctg are equal :sad: ...belo replay, quero ver voc? calar a boca de muita gente :smiley:
  • CTG
    hey vamol?fasz, i wasn't kidding. :cheesy: Renatinho, perfect replay does not exist.
  • Argammon
    Does this still count as morning? :cheesy: But basically CTG is right....
  • Renato Biker
    Vamologocomisso, that wasn't joke, I proved mathematically that the perfect replay exist (prove for absurdity). But this text box didn't accept some symbols, then the prove isn't exact :wink:
  • Chulk
    Not enough yet!
  • Argammon
    Hrm :/
  • CTG
    Perfect replay is like absolute zero temperature. We all know theories about them but we can't reach it.
  • Alain
    let's learn humility... let's restart playing our replays from the beginning :smiley: I AM REDUCED TO PLAY STUNTS IN DOSBOX!! Böff reduction: 60B
  • Renato Biker
    I never said that somebory could reach the perfect replay, I only proved it exist. By the way, zero temperature also exist, it is zero Kelvin (-273?Celsius) and we can't reach it. The difference is: we know which is the zero temperature, but the perfect time replay we don't... :wink:
  • CTG
    I know the perfect replay. I have a software for it.
  • Renato Biker
    hahahaha, send me it :wink:

Feb 15

  • CTG
    Naive people suck. But I like to lie to them. It's so funny, it's so absurde.
  • CTG
    before i forget, happy valentines to lise!
  • Renato Biker
    I wrote "hahahaha" because I knew that was joke, asshole!
  • Renato Biker
    sorry, no insults! :smiley:
  • CTG
    shall i tell a better joke? imagine the situation: i tell you a fake trick, you try it hard and it works. :cheesy:
  • Anonymous
    even Zak is b?ffing
  • Renato Biker
    hahaha, now yes, it is a good joke :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Praise you Argammon! You kick ass! :cheesy:
  • CTG
    (you are getting closer and closer to my hidden time, hahahaha)
  • Argammon
    Shit! I just realized there's a 'bug' in the replay I send. The Real time is 1.13.10 :/
  • Alain
    from his hidden cave, argammon probably thinks alain will let him do that...
  • Alain
    from his cavely hideout, alain thinks he cannot let argammon do that...
  • CTG
    Go back to your cave, Alain
  • Alain
    wow what a battle! i want to join!!!
  • CTG
    alain, this is just kidplay. argammon and i know how to drive 1.05.
  • Renato Biker
    shit Argammon, I losed 9 hours for cause of your "bug" BETWEEN QUOTATIONS MARKS
  • Zak McKracken
    :huh?: 1 hour after Argammon sent his time I corrected it to his valid result.
  • CTG
    INTERVIEW WITH RENATO BIKER!!! CHECK USC SITE!
  • Renato Biker
    but I entered here at morning and I went to train, I returned 20:30 (or 17:30 here)
  • Alain
    GO!!!!!!!! renato: good news: i solved all the home network problems here!!! it means my stunts computing ability is back to a level of 50% !!! but not much more until the end of the month...

Feb 16

  • Alan Rotoi
    Zak, could you disable the pop-ups? :tongue:
  • CTG
    you mean marquees? zak will be away for some days. :smiley:
  • CTG
    b?ff
  • Renato Biker
    :huh?: I came here aimlessly. Where is Argammon? :wink:
  • Argammon
    The usual 0.05 :cheesy:
  • CTG
    the usual gelato answer
  • CTG
    what if I AM RENATO BIKER? :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    Renato concentrate on the final replay and not on Alain's 1 point LTB :cheesy:.The first win in zakstunts grants you a lot more prestige than 1 or 2 points LTB!
  • Alain
    argammon, the more you improve, the more renato can defend my point and the more ayrton can be the winner in the end... go back to school, teenager.
  • Argammon
    The usual Alain. Watch out,your level is quickly diving to 'Master of the nuttshells' level.
  • Argammon
    The usual Alain. Watch out,your level is quickly diving to 'Master of the nuttshells' level.
  • CTG
    next step will be overtaking the meganiums, on sunday
  • Alain
    poor argammon I never had it so good: five consecutive podiums... s?rie en cours! and you?
  • CTG
    Alain, you and your servants won't score this time. I have the big trick finally (big? GIANT!!!) so you have no chance over 65 seconds... :tongue:

Feb 17

  • CTG
    little cosmetics on results before the big bang
  • CTG
    hahahahahahahahhaahahaha
  • CTG
    new killer and goodbye, my train leaves soon :wink:
  • Renato Biker
    congrats CTG, I can't beat you :wink:
  • Alain
    congratulations CTG YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! you are the best driver!!! long live CTG!!!
  • Alain
    okay, now let's guess how much is the penalty time on his replay...
  • Bonzai Joe
    0:27 is my guess
  • Alain
    yeah, i thought it was 0:27 too :smiley:
  • Alan Rotoi
    I bet a 0:30. :cheesy:

Feb 18

  • Renato Biker
    shit, I don't know how you did it, CTG :/ I hate stunts :tongue:
  • Alan Rotoi
    ...and I ate stunts :cheesy:
  • Bonzai Joe
    *couINDYgh*
  • Alain
    well, this time is real... you really kicked ass CTG... :shocked:
  • Alain
    now i guess i must attend some driving lessons, to pass my driving license exam...
  • Alain
    i dont understand anything anymore in crashes and bumps...

Feb 20

  • CTG
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! I wanted to send in a 0.05 improvement (1:15.xx) but somehow I uploaded an unfinished one and haven't recognized it in the big hurry. Unfortunately I can't do such a good time. Sorry guys if you suffered to beat it. It's an unrealistic one. Zak will arrive soon from London, so I ask him to delete this result and put back my old 1:15. Sorry once again!
  • Zak McKracken
    and he is back :cheesy:
  • CTG
    WOWgammon! :smiley: 0.05 war finished?
  • Alain
    i am to blow your head off, CTG. i dont know how i could help you more, you are building a reputation of cheater on yourself.
  • Alain
    now i am asking a question. can cheaters like CTG have a future in this league? you play stunts as a passion and dickasses like CTG destroy your passion.
  • CTG
    Did this stupid mistake of mine made any serious damage? No. maybe you and Renato raced like a cow while I knew nothing about that at home. But you both like to suffer on tracks, don't you?

Feb 21

  • Alain
    yeah shut up now
  • CTG
    You must rather concentrate on taking the lead for Onion. :smiley:
  • Chulk
    CTG's time was blowing my mind. It's good to know it wasn't real!
  • CTG
    what if i really have 1:11.20? :cheesy:
  • CTG
    i mean a hidden one :cheesy:
  • Chulk
    If you had that replay hidden you wouldn't have made that mistake.
  • CTG
    sure, this is my final time on the scoreboard
  • CTG
    BJ: let's translate my last sentence to naive racers, please! :smiley:

Feb 23

  • CTG
    big-big silence

Feb 24

  • Alan Rotoi
    CTG this is not the first time you make this "mistake". Could you put your "mistakes" in your... pocket? Stop shitting in Zakstunts!!!
  • CTG
    Rotoi: you are wrong. This was the first time and it really happened by accident. I asked Zak once about uploading a fake replay and he warned me if it's by will then I'll be disqualified after the second attempt. I like to play with fire but only if I'm sure I won't burn.
  • Alan Rotoi
    Am I wrong? Why don't we check the News Archive? Exactly these days: News of 2004-10-04 News of 2004-11-17 News of 2004-12-01 News of 2005-07-15 Do you have the same "mistake" always? How do you prefer to be called, a cheater or a jerk?
  • CTG
    And why? My replay names are usually A.rpl, B.rpl or 1.rpl, 2.rpl, etc... Sometimes I upload a wrong one but I always ask Zak to correct it. Am I right? Yes. And I always asked him immediately - the last situation was a bit different (read the posts). But I really don't care about your opinion as you hate me. Only anger is speaking from you now.
  • Alain
    could you post your SHITS in your toilets? I don't want to read you anymore SUCKER
  • Zanzibar
    ctg, be a man and avowal your guilt of cheating! don't act like a girl, even if you are crybaby.
  • CTG
    Zanzibar with TAKAS, Lithuania. Strange.
  • CTG
    By the way, what kind of cheat are you talking about? What happened? Did I get any advantage from that fuckin' mistake? NO!
  • Renato Biker
    you did, and you know: thus I can lose 1 leading point. In anyway, if this was a mistake, you could had inform us immediately after your "mistake", and not waited for Zak's return. YOU FUCKED THE COMPETITION!!!!
  • Alain
    great to see you did a replay alanrotoi!!!
  • CTG
    can you read? i was in hurry, i haven't recognized the problem, only when i came back. then i immediately asked Zak to correct.
  • Renato Biker
    ok, you were in hurry during 82 hours. You post several messages at this time..04:21:18 CTG little cosmetics on results before the big bang 05:26:06 CTG hahahahahahahahhaahahaha 12:46:57 CTG new killer and goodbye, my train leaves soon :wink:.. Now you can do a favor. SHUT UP Böff reduction: 143B
  • CTG
    Okay, I'll explain it, Mr. Slow Thinking. I was in a hurry to catch the train. I went home for the weekend. There's no internet at home so I had my first access only on Monday when I arrived to Budapest. Clear?
  • CTG
    Not clear I guess, you are so stupid.
  • CTG
    :tongue:

Feb 25

  • Renato Biker
    clearly this was programmed. You said many times about a trick "I have a trick on first tunnel" do you remember? "I have a big trick in last curve (big? GIANT!!!)" do you remember? "I can do 65 seconds" do you remember?................If you don't have solution to your "mistakes" I suggest pay more atention, because you are the only idiot to do those bad jokes. By the way, nobory is on your side.
  • CTG
    Conspiracy? I don't think so. Elder racers know me well, I used to lie a bit about my results in words. You are new here, you know nothing about me. Another thing you don't know: I have many good connections here. Maybe more than you...
  • CTG
    Or do you think the louder side is the stronger? :tongue:
  • Renato Biker
    aahhhhhhh forget. Anyway you are weaker (1:15:45) :tongue:
  • CTG
    stronger connections, asshole.
  • Renato Biker
    I understood, I was just trying change the subject. I don't want to talk about your extremely bad kidding, because I am more and more irritated. It worse than to commit a idiot mistake is somebody doesn't admit when did a bad something that nobody liked, inclusively yourself.
  • CTG
    Who cares :huh?:
  • CTG
    I must hurry up again but without any replays.
  • Alan Rotoi
    Well Renato, I introduce you the real CTG. I must add, unfortunately this is not his worst side. CTG: When we talk you are funny and we can have a good time, but when stunts is the topic you become a child.
  • Zanzibar
    alanrotoi is right. stunts is only a game, and because of some idiots you cann't enjoy it 100%. Zanzibar (aka mingva)
  • Krys TOFF
    Only a few days left for ZakStunts but only a few minutes left for FranceStunts. Go on, race this competition too (use Stunts portal to have the link). ;-)

Feb 26

  • Alain
  • Alain
    the trolls aka CTG
  • Gutix
    Krys, I raced France Stunts once, but The Championship never end. I never knew nothing about it. There is a hole in my soul now...
  • Renato Biker
    ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mercy pitytytytyty Gutix is asking for clemency, be merciful Alain :DP

Feb 27

  • Due to an agreement between Argammon and Renao Biker because of CTG's error it's not clear who would have won +3 and who +1, there is no LTB winner this month - they both get 1.5 points.
  • CTG
    15+2 pts to Argammon!!! :cheesy:
  • CTG
    I hope he'll win. His last victory was long-long time ago (ZCT35).
  • CTG
    ZCT55 - the last European victory
  • CTG
    I don't like the southamericanization...
  • CTG
    spam instead of racing :cheesy:
  • Alan Rotoi
    Southamericanization? Who care's where is the winner from?
  • Alan Rotoi
    Now you love Argammon? I guess you are seaching for an ally ^_^. Sorry you're alone with your lies and cheats.
  • Renato Biker
    hahahaha, I love you Rotoi :tongue:
  • CTG
    Who cares about it? For example me.
  • CTG
    I don't look for alliance as I'm not in racing addict mode for ages (maybe Z55 was the last serious race from me)
  • CTG
    Btw I'm not cheering for somebody. I'm cheering AGAINST somebody. Big difference.
  • Renato Biker
    bla bla bla...
  • CTG
    Against you...
  • CTG
    :tongue:
  • CTG
    100th post in this month :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    do you think I don't know? BLA BLA BLA...
  • Krys TOFF
    @Gutix : you are right, last championship attempt never ended. We had both 1 victory and 1 second place. Let's say it ended with a draw.
  • Krys TOFF
    @everyone : please use Stunts portal and you'll see all competitions, including new ones as SDR and FSC.
  • Krys TOFF
    @Alain : please update Hummer track scoreboard. I wanna see my name on top ;-D
  • Krys TOFF
    @Argy : you should have raced FSC 1st track, it was with a slow car and with rules you like :-p
  • Renato Biker
    sorry Krys, I did 1:07:10 :wink:
  • Renato Biker
    on Hummer, of course
  • JTK
    Uuh - the Audi - I cannot, no... :-(
  • Bonzai Joe
    Seriously, only 1.07.10?
  • Renato Biker
    yes BJ, why? which is your time?
  • Bonzai Joe
    It's 1.04.60
  • Bonzai Joe
    Just because usually your times are incredibly strong...
  • CTG
    LOL, Argammon earned more LTB hours. But decision is up to the manager (who cried for Renato Biker :huh?: :tongue:)
  • Zak McKracken
    some are not so selfish as you are, and offered to share the points...
  • CTG
    It's not my buisness so i won't start an arguement about it. I just can't understand the whole thing...
  • Krys TOFF
    Damn you Renato Biker : I did 1:07,65 @ Hummer track.
  • CTG
    LOL I did 1:06.20 or .25 in the first few days but I thought FSC is dead again and didn't send it in.
  • CTG
    Krys, concentrate on Hameln!!! :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    BJ: congrats, your time is strong, I still need to learn how to drive this car. Bay the way, thanks for your compliment :wink:...............Zak and Argammon: thank you so much for their contribution :cheesy:..............CTG: I don't understand what you can't understand.................Krys: sorry :smiley: but several racers already beat me too :wink:
  • CTG
    I don't understand why you don't understand that I don't understand it...
  • Renato Biker
    bla bla bla :smiley:

Feb 28

  • Hard race, great replays! Congratulations for all, and the winners of course!
    You can try out your pathfinding skills with the Melange on Argammon's new track, Oligoway!
  • CTG
    abrakablabla
  • CTG
    nabla operator?
  • Renato Biker
    bla bla bla. By the way.............good time Gelato Baker
  • Renato Biker
    it should be 9:99:95 :tongue:
  • CTG
    9:59.95 :tongue:
  • CTG
    Renato Fucker
  • Chicago Striker
    CTF (Cax The Fucker)
  • Kiss Zoff
    Bonsai Tree
  • Anonymous
    orion sucks
  • Gelato Baker
    Fuck you all, I'm a real racer! :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
  • Renato Biker
    CTG (Crucial Turtle Guzzler)
  • Across Pool
    CTG = Cax The Ghost :-p His real name is Alain Pere. ;-D
  • CGT
    No way : CTG is MY ghost. And Usrin is Ursin ghost.
  • Kiss Zoff
    BUT I AM KRYS TOFF!!!!!
  • Navras
    Last day terror :smiley:
  • Jules
    Well, I just won't be able to do a proper lap around ZCT60 my computer just didn't help, I don't have a lot of free time now, I'm working around 11 hours a day and I have only sundays off. I guess my computer hates me, all of a sudden stunts seem to be too heavy to run in my pc... I miss my 386 with 212mb hd, 4 mb memory and no sound card whatsoever, at least it ran stunts without any problems...
  • CTG
    BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER! BJ DANGER!
  • CTG
    I must hurry up with creating a new replay.
  • CTG
    gave up, it's too late
  • Renato Biker
    shit, I didn't the fucking lucky last curve. I did 1:11:85, but got a fucking penalty time, I don't understand why this, I didn't cut way.
  • Anonymous
    online results, plz
  • Krys TOFF
    Lazy me, 1 second improvement, lol.
  • CTG
    Renato: the same with me, I almost touched both trees (almost means centimeters) and it gave +15 secs. Then I tried again with bigger distances and different speed and it worked although it seemed to be a bigger cut.
  • Renato Biker
    no, I got 24s, ridiculous!!
  • Alain
    read my lips: the replay you see on the scoreboard is my final one
  • Bonzai Joe
    Lying again are we? Remember this next time you accuse others of being liars.
  • CTG
    EVERYBODY: COME TO STUNTS CHAT!!!!

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