There is a story for ZCT69: It was too obvious to create a sex-themed track with this number :) So instead here you are:
Winter is close. So the Stunts track owners around the world started to renovate their tracks. They removed all the track elements, and are also correcting the tarmac. Then suddenly a big rain and cold came, and the ground was totally muddy and frozen. However the race was scheduled. The organizers only had time to clean the loop and the paved corner in order to avoid accidents. But on the rest of the track this will be your job!
Try your luck with the Lancia and have fun!
of how necessary polishing a replay until the last minute is... thank you for being a champion renatooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your replays rock, meganium, congratulations.
Who let the ghost out... Congrats to Orion, it seems they love my powergear Indy tracks (Alain: remember Eger, you did magic on that too).
Ice, brrrrrrrrr... :-S
Me against my friend CTG... My friend CTG against me... Two great battles between us, 'hungarian drinker boy'... Huahuahuahua Come on, CTG... Show me your fantastic skills (I know you have them)... ;oP
Wow... I said "two great battles": here and at Unskilled Drivers Championship, too...
1:09? Nice. Let's see if I can keep up with this result...
At the moment I can't.
Hungary vs Brazil on scoreboard
Who cares? Ayrton is too far in season's standigs while Bonzai Joe is getting less and less dangerous on me. It really kills motivation.
why on earth 69 means ass to mouth in all the countries?
The thing you will never know if you play only Stunts.
hello losers here I am
Enjoy the update server speed :)
lol CTG's replay or... of overreaching
Pussy: a place that you'll never see, dear Alain. Go back to Stunts.
Or watch South Park S10E08 (Make love, not Warcraft). You are like that certain guy...
mmmh shut up. you will never go under 1.06 and I am on the verge of going under 1.05
Pussy is better than Stunts. Continue masturbation on Helen, you won't ever touch a more realistic girl.
Gotta explain it to the dumb Alain:
Quote (South Park, S10E10)
" - Quelle genre de personne ferait un truc pareil? - Seulement un genre de personne, qui que ce soit, il a jou? a Stunts chaque jour, chaque heure pendant quatre ann?e! Mes amis, nous avons affaire a quelqu'un qui n'a totalement pas de vie!"
Oh my god you killed Alain, you bastard!!! ask some of your teamates to send replays! competition will be better... And the legendary Orion team will dominate more pipsqueaks
Happy Birthday, Roteiro!!!
Btw that South Park episode has great music too: Live to win.
Feliz cumplea?os, Capo Squadra...!!!
Feliz Cumple Master!!!
he doesn't deserve cake because he's not racing
Feliz cumplea?os, el Portador de la Luz! And yes, race again!
DAMN IT I FORGOT THAT I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY!!!
My first competition...Everybody starts small ;-)
Welcome ThugBone! I'm glad to see a european newbie instead of Brasilian gh... erm... simply welcome!
Yes, I insulted you, dear Renato! Race in USC!!!
B?ff, I'm drunk!
hahahaha, here doesn't exist insult, I see just joke. Well, maybe I play on USC.
(late as always) Happy birthday Alan.
Wow, server's upload speed is almost as fast as TVN.hu. Great!
the trick i did last month is called a rotoi. I rotoyed the tube, happy birthday rotoi.
Feliz Anivers?rio, El Portador da Luz!
Oh, happy birthday from me, too!
JTK is 8th!!! 8-)
Yes, CTG, and I enjoy every single second being in Zak's top 10! :-)=)
Uh, a real birthday day today..
Congratulations to all three.
USC: 9994 visitors. Be the 10000th!
Little help on Szeged track:
Where's Meganium? Where's Bonzai Joe?
(Tonight I'll race a bit)
Yeehaa - I'm still #10!
B ?FF!!! I'm drunk!
What a silent race... and how stormy the ending will be...
oh, and except the update on friday/weekend only! sorry!
Then we are two drunken fools in the bar. Hmm, the bars.. 8o
You can prove your drinking skills at WSM 2007, Blokhus.
Now I know how to use the skidding of the car, I just feel it, when it'll go out of the track
I wanna do better lap times, but can't use manual gear
That's some serious improvement @GTAMan15, well done!
I just realized, that if the loopcut doesn't work for me, just drive through it
Thanks @Zak, I'm glad you like it! @Overdrijf, that reminds me of the T-Rex in Need for Speed II.
@Stan Are you using Bliss under pure DOS or under DOSBox? Also, which version of Bliss do you have? I remember that at one point, the DOS version of Bliss had a displacement in mouse pointer detection. I fixed it, but I haven't tested that in a long time. If you can tell me which version and which platform you're using, I'll go directly to fixing it!
Lovely track & car combination
GTAMan just reminded me of a thing I did ones by leaving a comment, so that may be a good moment to share it here ones more as well. I made a dinosaur in Stunts. I did that as an April fools-like joke in relation to another game that is 2 decades younger than Stunts yet already pretty much gone and forgotten. Stunts has a pretty cool community.
Only a week left for the leading-time bonus. Will anyone challenge CTG and try to prevent him from getting +2 points?
Since a large majority of users nowadays possess USB mice, Bliss is fully compatible with them. Did you press on the right track element (they are very near) ?