News posted in May 2005

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May 1

  • Paleke
    First try, let's see how it goes...
  • mingva
    I also decided to check this short track :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    First replay from my beautiful new room :smiley:
  • mingva
    I'm leader, I'm leader, yeaah :smiley:)
  • alain
    you know i have not a lot of joy in my life now... then winning a race in the best stunts championship ever is cool.
  • SergioBaro
    Qu? r?cords que hay ya !!!
  • alain
    this is a track, with a slow car. this is my first replay.
  • Zak McKracken
    Let's have a clean, serious fight. No hiding. If you beat this I must work. Work a lot. Again. Top speed is 167mph.
  • Finally! ZCT49 AND ZCT50 statistics are now available on the webpage!

May 2

  • Paleke
    I shouldn't, I have a lot to study but... It's stronger than me!!!
  • AbuRaf70
    Como hacen para ir tan r?pido con este auto...?
  • Paleke
    Creo que son los atajos, Anelio...
  • Paleke
    Creo que son los atajos, Anelio...
  • Paleke
    I think this will be my last one for a while...
  • AbuRaf70
    Bueno, mejor? un poco, pero falta mucho todav?a....
  • CTG
    Perhaps it's a bit late now but I would like to say congratulations to the podiumers. Alain, you proved again why could you be the the king of 2003. Wonderful replay, I really admire it! Dark Chaser: you are an excellent student - I knew that you will fight for victory in the close future. Vamologocomisso: well-done, guy, Brasil has the new heroes after a long-long silence started by the retirement of Inavoeg and Fdrzieva!
  • CTG
    Tested ZCT51 - conclusion was that it's a freetime killer track with a lot of RH (like it was on ZCT45 too). I like this track but I don't think I'll participate. My current best is 1:23.35.
  • DarkChaser
    finally a pleasant track... that the battle for the victory starts... and CTG: grateful for the compliments... you know as to liven up somebody... ;o)
  • DarkChaser
    great!!! my first victory in World Stunts Championship (managed by Paleke)... yeah!!! now I have two victories in international competitions... ;o)
  • alain
    damned! i thought i was about to take leading points... and i see darkchaser time!!! what a surprise... you are fast, darkie

May 3

  • AbuRaf70
    Saludos para Johnny-k...
  • alain
    you made me sleep later!!! bye!

May 4

  • Chulk
    My initial time and I'm already far behind!
  • alain
    my initial time was 1.26.90 and i was far behind also!!! but i had the feeling somebody had to pay for that.
  • alain
    audi... german cars...

May 5

  • alain
    crazy how much time you can win just redriving the last curve :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    Here is my first replay (no RH). Surely 1.30 should be possible, maybe I will try again later.

May 6

  • alain
    my current best norh is 1.45
  • StolenBike
    got place 12! :smiley:)
  • StolenBike
    got place 12! :smiley:)
  • CTG
    No-RH replay with good luck: 1:36.80 - I'll upload it to the forum. Zak! Can you add a no-RH subpage to ZSC which is out of race, only for pleasure?
  • alain
    try to get in top ten stolen bike. you have got 25 days to do that. i hope you can be in top five next month! ctg: good idea... i just thought about that idea yesterday :smiley: what do you think zak? why didnt we do it earlier :shocked:
  • alain
    germany is a great zone to recruit newbies!!! why? is it due to internet connection/inhabitants? or because the game was named stunts in germany? crashday is german. i dont know
  • alain
    Crashday (PC CD-ROM) will be published by *** (the 2600 VCS brand... Moonbyte made a three years quest in search for a distributor...) in Germany and is going to be released in late 2005! But i think that I will still be playing 4D sports driving by 2025...
  • alain
    best possible winning time: 1:03.XX
  • Zak McKracken
    Well I have already mentioned this idea of noRH sub-competition - there wasn't enough interest, or either someone said we can't trust eachother. I'll work on a separate scoreboard, you'll be able to set a "NoRH" checkbox when sending the replay, and then it'll show up in the other scoreboard instead of the main. But no points given/seasons results for noRH. Is it good this way?
  • alain
    YES! (until we trust each other :evil:)
  • StolenBike
    not everyone can be such a "high-flyer" like you alain ;-)). but i'll do my best to get in top ten soon - i think i`ll make it till next week.... :grin:
  • StolenBike
    almost - but i am working on :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    Listfiller for now.

May 7

  • Paleke
    Zak: Would you add SergioBaro to Poder Sudaka? Thanks...
  • Usrin
    B?FF!!!
  • SergioBaro
    Mi 1? replay participando en el Team: Poder Sudaka de Paleke. ! Saludos !!! :-)

May 8

  • Usrin
    Alain: beware, I'm coming up like groundwater. :-)
  • Usrin
    Kimi R?ikk?nen is the second greatest king! (The first is B?la Ill?s.)
  • CTG
    These 5 races in F1 got a strange purpose: to make the opponents sleep. Schumacher will win this season after an unforgetable winning streak in the season's second part... :tongue:
  • CTG
    Btw I see Usrin didn't forget how to drive the Audi... :smiley:
  • Usrin
    CTG: after 2 or 3 races your idea could have been true, but after 5 races... Ferrari's handicap is too big now, especially with the "new" pointsystem, where the winner gets only 2 pts more than the 2nd.
  • alain
    great lap Senna!

May 9

  • Zak McKracken
    test test blah
  • Zak McKracken
    test two test two
  • Zak McKracken
    this is the first official NoRH competition replay on ZakStunts! :smiley:
  • CTG
    I love this idea :smiley:
  • Bonzai Joe
    Sounds great Skid! Three problems: 1. You are both number 1 2. My noRH time isn't on the scoreboard :smiley: (but I think I know why) 3. With people like CTG, you can never know if they are really driving without RH But it is great all the same!
  • Zak McKracken
    No, the problem is that I dont receive the replays :smiley:
  • CTG
    Coooooool... :smiley:
  • CTG
    BJ: :-S
  • CTG
    BJ: :-S
  • Zak McKracken
    guess everyrthing is fixed...
  • alain
    oops rh driving reflexes: i saved a non finished replay at 1.31
  • Argammon
    After all the suckage this year,finally a nice replay!
  • Yeeeah! Finally we are proud to announce the long awaited NoRH Competition! You can participate by simply setting the Competition field to "NoRH" when sending a replay. Rules page is to be updated in 10 minutes.

May 10

  • Argammon
    Last corner turbo BOOST hehehe :smiley:
  • StolenBike
    1:14:75 :huh?: :shock:
  • Bonzai Joe
    It doesn?t mean I don?t still love you CTG. Sounds like a nice replay Argammon, I should check it out! I blabber like a woman today, sorry, I cannot help it...

May 11

  • chulk
    Back on the game!!
  • Freeza
    at least i'm not last :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    Very nice newbie time, Freeza!
  • CTG
    Zak: there are two Chulk on the scoreboard. Can you fix it?
  • CTG
    And in season's standings too...
  • CTG
    Okay, I'm back!
  • CTG
    First step: Chulk. Usrin, you will be the next!
  • CTG
    Done... Alain, try to escape.. I'm coming!
  • CTG
    Damn, I gotta go to work now. Alain, you are very lucky! :cheesy: Another thing. Arg: I could fix only the second problem we talked about. I hope you know what I'm talking about...
  • CTG
    Ayrton.. dear Ayrton... tonight you will lose your second place...
  • DieselJoe
    Great, great! :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Good news for Stunts fanatics! UnskilledStunts got one more year from the addict manager - maybe it will change a lot. As it's only a plan please don't expect a sudden start. First possible date is 1st June.
  • CTG
    Hahaha, I'm the spammer of the day. Only alcohol is missing... :cheesy:
  • Usrin
    I've known what to think about your "retirement"... :-)
  • DieselJoe
    Everybody knew :grin:
  • CTG
    Audi called me back as I told you in the Forum. Z51-Countach combination could make me really retire, now I say I won't finish racing before the end of this season (unless a train drives through my body or if I catch Ebola or...) :cheesy:
  • alain
    uh ow! this month competition has take off
  • DarkChaser
    Go... Go, Darkie... Let's go tonight... Hehe

May 12

  • CTG
    Come on Alain, you are only 5th... :tongue:
  • CTG
    Done... :cheesy:
  • alain
    i hope i can be on the podium this month...
  • Zak McKracken
    Chulk, please don't forget to use a capital C when logging in. Thanx.

May 13

  • Chulk
    Yes, sorry about that Zak
  • CTG
    Hot news: I just got an e-mail from GE. I'm in the second round of job interviews! Only one step left to the successful application! :smiley:
  • Paleke
    Happy birthday Freeza and take that AbuRaf!!!
  • alain
    you should lie about your stunts driver background, they will think you are an underdog.
  • Paleke
    That was for me? If so: Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

May 14

  • alain
    1.02 was a stupid prediction. its impossible.
  • alain
    1. paleke it was not a message for you but for CTG 2. when you will be driving faster than me, i will be talking to you :wink: but now, i consider you as an underdog, and so i dont see any interest in "speaking" with you :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Chulk: maybe you forgot the rules of no-RH championship. Maybe you are a simple cheater. Maybe I'm drunk again...
  • CTG
    GHOOST!!!! Böff reduction: 21B
  • CTG
    CBA Orange Drink, 99 HUF/2 liter sucks! :cheesy: Soproni beer was a lot better - and don't forget Bivaly. Usrin! Akoss! Tell some nice words about Borsodi here! :cheesy:
  • CTG
    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I didn't want to send this one before the very last day...
  • alain
    but you are one second behind me in rh racing :smiley: i love that
  • alain
    my 1:32 was unrepetable try. i hope i will be able to race madly again a norh lap. it needs so much time that i am starting to love it. perhaps i am a stunts retard afterall...
  • Paleke
    Alain: Ok, sorry, and I'll keep THAT in mind...
  • alain
    ok sorry paleke, i was kidding about the ugly part :shocked: i dont mean that your results are so crap that you cant speak with me LOL btw long live WSC, the only real stunts indy car competition.
  • alain
    a champion's replay, caught on cam
  • alain
    to be or not to be? not to be!
  • alain
    make me dream argammon, send your super BOOST replay :cheesy:
  • Argammon
    Stupid 0.05 replays
  • alain
    0.05 replays are small steps
  • SergioBaro
    Saludos a AbuRaf y Paleke !

May 15

  • Paleke
    Almost...
  • Gutix
    gho... teamwork? help :smiley:
  • Argammon
    Nice Job Ayrton! I am impressed :smiley:

May 16

  • alain
    argammon as i love him: RIDICULOUS
  • CTG
    Things what I suggest: Ayrton DQF (ghost), Gutix DQF (master of Ayrton) and Alain DQF (just to be happier :smiley:
  • CTG
    Come on Argammon, I hope you will win! :cheesy:
  • alain
    its funny how much time you can save just redriving the last curve... mmmh did i already say that?

May 17

  • CTG
    1:12... nice! But you must improve a lot, Ayrton, if you want to win this round!
  • alain
    you should take part to no rh competition, bonzai joe and argammon... i want to see what you are worth against my time.
  • CTG
    Bonzai Joe will kick our ass with 20 minutes racing, Argammon won't take part...
  • CTG
    I saw him racing - I don't think any of us can beat his times if nobody is cheating.
  • alain
    0.05 are small steps! (crazy how much time you can win just redriving the last curve :S)
  • Argammon
    First try at NORH.Most laps fail at the part long high corner -> hill-> banked! To hard for norh IMO.The rest is ok,though loop-> slalom-> mud is also tricky
  • Argammon
    NOOOO I am not really 27 seconds fast... :X here's the replay
  • Krys TOFF
    Best lap (only 2nd one completed !) after minutes of pure racing (this means no RH).

May 18

  • CTG
    Krys: the personnal message you mentioned in Damage Forum will be sent soon... :-S

May 19

  • Krys TOFF
    CTG : 8-O :-S :'-(
  • Krys TOFF
    Another no-RH time from me... Speed on banked corner is not optimum, I can do better.
  • Krys TOFF
    1:38, then 1:34 and now 1:31. My no-RH skill is coming back ! :-D
  • Krys TOFF
    I also send this no-RH time to RH official scoreboard. It's nice to see that I'll fight no-RH versus AbuRaf playing with RH. ;-)

May 20

  • CTG
    Next week I'll kick some asses!

May 21

  • alain
    damned! i am too old!!! i cant win more than 0.20 seconds in the beginning of my lap and i even lose time now... i hope i can be under 1.12 and on the podium this month, with ayrton and you know who.
  • Usrin
    I`ve read in the forum that -=¢?!0=- has a birthday today. Happy birthday, -=¢?!0=-! Who the fuck are you :huh?:

May 22

  • CTG
    FUCK YOU ?JPEST! FUCK YOU CORNEXI! Darkest day of sport in Gy?r...

May 23

  • Paleke
    Go AbuRaf go!! :?
  • Dottore
    fantastic last part! i love this track again :smiley:
  • Dottore
    suffering a lot without rh - i admire you, guys, faster then my ultra lucky time! Argammon, CTG, Chulk, Alain - you are very fast!
  • Dottore
    errrr, something stupidness from me, sorry. no-rh option on!
  • Alan Rotoi
    Mira qu? grosso Ayrton! Aguante!!!
  • Akoss Poo
    I want to see Alan Rotoi, Gutix, Ayrton, Chulk, Dark Chaser, Vamologocomisso racing together with 100% willpower, maximum replay handling! If I were a South American, also watching them while they are playing Stunts...
  • CTG
    Don't forget AbuRaf from this row - his performance is smelly too...
  • CTG
    Rotoi, Dark Chaser and maybe Gutix are real

May 24

  • Alan Rotoi
    Fortunatelly we can't say the same about you :smiley:
  • Alan Rotoi
    I will win this track!! wajaja (?)
  • Argammon
    Back from vacations!
  • Dragonfly
    Hello! I'm here, yeah! :cheesy:
  • Zak McKracken
    welcome Dragonfly, it's great to see someone racing finally from the USA! :smiley:
  • CTG
    Conspiracy theory: AbuRaf is Rotoi's father/grandfather/uncle, and Iv?n makes the replays for him :cheesy:
  • mingva
    Last rpl this season. I thought ZakStunts was made to have fun, but one asshole is keen to throw all his shit on me. So, I decided not to stay in this insulting community. Anyway, good luck to others. Keep your fingers alive :wink:
  • CTG
    Somebody is too sensitive...

May 25

  • CTG
    Zak: server's clock is not very precise...
  • alain
    how much desensitized are you? www.ogrish.com
  • Zak McKracken
    we had a 90 min long blackout today - it kinda ruined the clock :smiley: correcting....
  • Zak McKracken
    finally some time to drive between exams :smiley:
  • Zak McKracken
    i love draws
  • CTG
    Then try to make a draw with me, Zackary! :cheesy:
  • AbuRaf70
    Surprised...!!! CTG in forecasts said that I was going to end 10? And now it ssays that runs by my... :cheesy: Hurt... :sad:
  • CTG
    LOL! I'm just kidding again. Sorry! :smiley: You are fast - but CHULK and AYRTON are ghost for sure :cheesy:
  • alain
    about prediction game: i bet on no podium for me yesterday and i am fucked up :wink: you dont believe me? well... next time i will try to drive the same way than opponents earlier in the month :cheesy:

May 26

  • alain
    i think ayrton will beat argammon. but i think i will beat ayrton.
  • Argammon
    My goal was to reach 1.11 this track,and I am the first to do it due to Alain's typical replay hiding attitude.Late enough now.GN
  • Argammon
    My goal was to reach 1.11 this track,and I am the first to do it due to Alain's typical replay hiding attitude.Late enough now.GN
  • alain
    i reached 1:11 before you did and i will drive 1:02 as dued since the beginning of the month
  • alain
    replay hiding? whats that? i'll have some sleep when your fingers will stop driving on z51
  • alain
    SILENCED. I AM THE BEST.
  • AbuRaf70
    And to think that CTG is made problems with my times... :cheesy: :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Disgusting attack of ghosts... Alan/Gutix: please finish it! We all know Ayrton and Chulk aren't real!!!
  • alain
    it will end when your ghosts will be fast and/or talented like ayrton and aburaf al replayaoui (good luck Senninha http://senna.globo.com/senninha/, i will be driving like hell to win this track)
  • CTG
    LOOOOOOOL! MAybe Alain is the ghost owner!
  • alain
    what mister only 1:14?
  • CTG
    Now I say it's better to hide :wink:
  • CTG
    COME ON ARGY, BEAT YOUR ENEMY AND THE GHOST!!!
  • alain
    you can hide but you cant hide. death to cork. and fast senninha will cost me the leading points...
  • CTG
    !hint your time is still worse then my hidden one. Maybe I'm the only racer under 1:10?!?
  • CTG
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come on Argy, I trust in your skills!
  • CTG
    Alain= no skills + endless time to use RH + too big mouth + (possible owner of source codes and perfect replay editor). I hope Argammon will break your head on the meeting :tongue:
  • CTG
    Hahahahaha... I'm agressive!
  • alain
    i think i have no skills also, thats why i am a perfectionnist lately. and more: my previous replays were driven choosing the wrong way! it was like riding a bike with the brakes on!
  • alain
    i love that: leading time!!!
  • alain
    strange i still lead with audi quattro, the second personal most hated car right after the lambo LM002... and i am not playing stunts!!! i am waiting for ayrton to beat my time... that is not professional. i should be more serious.

May 27

  • Chulk
    CTG, if you think Rotoi is doing Aburaf replays is only because you once did it. Please, let everyone else have fun and remember: Not everyone is a cheater like you!
  • CTG
    Chulk (aka Gutix? aka Alan?): you know almost nothing, as you are a newbie here. So please shut up and race!
  • CTG
    Who told you I'm a cheater?
  • CTG
    Because I'm not
  • CTG
    Pfffff, finished insulting and ghost stories - a top dog asked me to give it up... Have I ever mentioned that I won't ever honor a so called boss? :smiley:
  • CTG
    because I won't :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Zak, don't make me angry!!!
  • Chicken in the oven
    What an oldie game! :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
  • alain
    welcome chicken in the oven!!! oldie but goodie. come on CTG, send in a time or shut up once and for all. you can even cheat your replay... what? you cant beat me? ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (quoting dark vador in star wars III revenge of the sith)
  • alain
    do like me play some more rpls!!! its not quite days yet.
  • CTG
    I watched it: it's rather Revenge of Sith - I'm not a Star Wars fan...
  • CTG
    Shit... damn :cheesy:
  • CTG
    Wow, I just recognized: we have already 22 racers. One more left and ZakStunts can celebrate a new record!
  • Akoss Poo
    I am only not returning now because of these too shameless South American ghosts entering the top positions... I am also supporting CTG: please finish this stupid game!
  • CTG
    I finished insults - can you see it, Mr. Hyperboss :huh?:
  • CTG
    I made my sacrifices - now it's your turn!
  • CTG
    Btw Chicken in the oven, LOOL! MAybe a late member of Headless Chicken team? :smiley: Böff reduction: 26B
  • alain
    if you have a friend, a girlfriend, a homosexual partner, a smart monkey, invite him to play this wunderbar game and even the ghosts are welcome!!! we can beat a record
  • Akoss Poo
    faszom se fog ellened j?ccani te d?g
  • Akoss Poo
    (re: 15:03)

May 29

  • Krys TOFF
    Suprisingly, Vamologocomiso is not here to challenge his neighbour Dark Chaser. Else, we would have been 23 already.
  • alain
    france one point. france un point.
  • alain
    time hiders 12 points encul? tarrrassss!! 12 points
  • alain
    i voted YES
  • CTG
    Damn it, I really can't find a good last section... :-S
  • alain
    i didnt see lots of tricks in the last track that was designed on a particular purpose, like z51... z16! but this time, i am became a better driver

May 30

  • Krys TOFF
    Nice time from AbuRaf, really. And I voted "Yes" also Alain... But the "No" won.
  • alain
    // watchnotice@zakstunts.cjb.net // auctions will soon end up on this item! *** Z51.TRK *** 1:11.25 $tunt$ dollar$
  • alain
    *smack* cherry
  • LTB bonuses for ZCT51 awarded:
    ayrton +2
    alain +1

May 31

  • CTG
    23! Glad to see Lise broke the record for us! :smiley:
  • alain
    ten hours left and i will be riding my bike at least five hours, eating one hour, showering half an hour and doing the housework one hour... that means two hours and a half to drive a final replay... dont expect improvement from 1:11.25 i gave it all in this one. or perhaps i can win 0.50 in the last curve from this replay :smiley:. be there at the live update gentlemen! live update!
  • vamologocomisso
    very busy month. sorry Alain. sorry Mingva
  • alain
    no problem my friend :smiley: you already made my day: 1. the 24th replay of the month!!! its a record!!! 2. three points more for the team :smiley:
  • alain
    soon more racers in a month than in a year!!!
  • satanziege
    4 minutes to go this is my first try, i won't make a second ... done in 4 minutes, 1 of which included searching my password for zaks page ;-)
  • CTG
    Goodbye Damage, it was really good to work together. Now it was time to change - I did it. Gutix (#1, #2, #3 - I promise this is my last insult): congratulations! Akoss: you are right, maybe you know in what point of view...
  • alain
    good luck ctg, but if you drive like this month you will hardly become a champion
  • CTG
    Viva la Cork! :smiley:
  • alain
    i'm happy: my hard driving replay puts me only two seconds away from gutix's exceptional replay and not so far away from chulk wonderful lap. even ayrton is already better than me!!!
  • Team change: CTG migrated left Damage Inc. and joined Cork's Crew. Changes in points are detailed under Team Championship chart.

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